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So why do my cats dive in front of mine so frequently!?

Edit: 36 feet, not 36 inches XD

  • harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    21 minutes ago

    Square-cube law, mate. Cats are far stronger per gram than us. It would be more like us living with a 3 meter orc that weighed 500kg. Not great, but not terrible. I’ll run the numbers and get back to you.

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    4 hours ago

    My cat is always trying to trip me. Then again, she looks and acts like one of her parents was an African wildcat straight from the savanna. Even when she’s being purry and cuddly laying in my nook, she keeps trying to lovingly bite my face off and when I play with her, she does backflips several feet into the air trying to catch whatever toy I’m animating for her. Little creature is half wild!

  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    You’re trying to apply logic to creatures who possess none. They know two things in this scenario; 1, they are faster than you. 2, they are faster than you. They are not thinking creatures. Accept them for their stochasticity.

    Edit: it makes me sad that I upset at least 2 people with this bit so quickly.

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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      2 hours ago

      Hum, my orange braincell got hit by a car, pelvis shattered, and pieced together and bandaged up in another room, wanted to get to his people having dinner. So he used the wall as support to get to us. They are thinking beings with problem-solving capabilities.

  • vga@sopuli.xyz
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    10 hours ago

    They are being careful. They’re just so much more agile than you.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      4 hours ago

      Uh mine gets kicked accidentally at least once a day despite me trying to be careful. She is orange, though. She gets so excited for food that shin-headbutts slow down the food-getting process by 3/4ths.

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    8 hours ago

    Because the cats are strong enough to rip a few holes in that being. Not strong enough to lift, but enough to shrug off any accidents.

  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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    14 hours ago

    This is why my chickens terrify me. They used to be 25 feet tall, just a handful of dozens of million years ago.

    Fucking murder machines.

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    16 hours ago

    It’s not your home.

    It’s the cat’s home.

    You are its servant and caretaker, and it is training you.

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    19 hours ago

    I once stepped directly in the middle of my cats back walking down stairs. Instead of putting my weight down I fell backward, landing on my elbow a couple stairs down. All my weight. It took months to be able to lean on my elbow without pain. Pretty sure it was fractured.

    • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net
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      15 hours ago

      Mine also try to kill me on the stairs. As soon as I start to walk up, they run up a few stairs ahead of me and then stop like assholes. Especially in the dark. Thankfully they don’t hang out on the stairs at other times so I know its going to happen because I hear them.

      I’ve started walking up them very slowly, so now they continue the game in the hallways and are guaranteed to get kicked at least once, at which point I say “by now you know I can’t see in the dark, you deserved that.” Rather than rewarding them with apology attention.

    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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      19 hours ago

      Your cat will respect that, once she gets over being pissed at your not noticing her camouflaged on the stair. Because how dare you.

      • grue@lemmy.world
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        15 hours ago

        Housecats, not khajit. Y’all are smarter and uglier before Skyrim at least

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          12 hours ago

          Some say Alfiqs only live Elsweyr yet M’aiq has held many of conversations with Alfiq when no one is looking.

          Mayhaps Alfiq have nothing to say to you?

      • imeansurewhynot@sh.itjust.works
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        21 hours ago

        here, smart means “aware enough to not run under a titan’s feet”, a test cats fail to meet regularly.

        they’re oblivious little derps

        • DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com
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          5 hours ago

          I dunno, any time I watch a movie with giants or giant creatures, people are innevitably running around by their feet. I don’t think humans are that smart either.

        • d3m0nr4v3r@discuss.tchncs.de
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          I’ll take that point. But all in all I wouldn’t call cats dumb. There are some dumb specimen, for sure, but that goes for all beings. And this comes back to my initial point: Cats have some unique “smart” skills, they just don’t compute in the same way as we humans do. I’d put cats in the smart … lets say 10% of all creatures

          • imeansurewhynot@sh.itjust.works
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            10 hours ago

            wow, 10%. cats are so unaware i think I could give them top 60%.

            Killer whales, primates, crows, plenty of animals seem to demonstrate problem solving skills, true communication, situational awareness. cats do not. they seem to operate solely on instinct and any deviation completely flummoxes system.

            They’re good at stalking and being pretty, but that’s about it.

            But there’s no way in heckadoo cats are anywhere near the top 10% smartest animals. they tricked ya by looking sleeeek.

        • JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social
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          19 hours ago

          You’re whiffing on the point. That’s not usual behavior for stray or wild cats, it’s a specialised behavior that involves people and other animals they feel are ‘safe.’ Not an intelligence issue.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      21 hours ago

      No no. Karmalee was very pretty. Like, model cat.

      Dumb as hell. Pretty, but, if she were a human, she’d be a blonde valley girl from the 1980s. The kind the movie Clueless made fun of.

  • AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    Humans are to cats as cars are to humans: similar difference in weight and size, similar (if not greater) danger—but we walk around them because we’re used to them and we think we can predict them well enough. And because we’re often going to the same places.

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    21 hours ago
    • 36 inches is about the height of a human 2 year old.
    • Assuming average weight of a 2 year old is 30lbs.
    • Assuming average body mass density is the same as water (1g/cm^3 ).

    Then average volume of a 2 year old is:

    (30lbs * 453.5924g/lbs) * cm^3 /1g = 13607.772cm^3

    • Assuming volume is constant, but weight increased to 2 US tons

    Then final creature density is:

    (2 * 2000lbs * 453.5924g/lbs) / 13607.772cm^3 = 133.333…g/cm^3

    That is about 6 times denser than the heaviest measured element and a little over half the density of the solar core.


    I sincerely hope my math is right, but this is a shitpost and I didn’t have paper so :shrug_emoji_1: