Do they accept Walmart gift cards?

Every time I do, it makes me laugh.

I really want to convert my pixel but I’m so damn lazy.

Mostly worried about losing TOTP apps and configurations. I really should be backing those up.

This is why my chickens terrify me. They used to be 25 feet tall, just a handful of dozens of million years ago.

Fucking murder machines.

Self-proclained “real men” define themselves by their masculinity. I’m merely trying to change their definition of masculinity, because I think that’s easier than changing them directly.

This cartoon reminds me of Terry from Pixar’s Soul and I don’t know why.

The ai that drew this needs to touch grass.

Bullies don’t need a reason. They see someone weaker yet more respected than themselves, they think that they can take some of their respect by force.

You know how there’s always a bunch of spelling and grammar errors in scam emails?

It’s because they want to weed out the intelligent ones because they will catch on fast and thus they aren’t worth the scammers time as a mark.

Those pauses? Same thing. He gives you a few seconds to think about what he said. If you can’t figure out that he’s batshit insane in those few seconds, you’re the mark target audience.

Alex Jones did/does the same thing while trying to channel his inner Howard Beale for the climax of each monologue.

So the antichrist is a good thing then? Is it like antipasto?

Seems you do understand the hate for her.

What’s the inverse of astroturfing?

You know what isn’t a problem with privilege? Using that privilege to project the voices of the un-privileged. Speaking truth to power.

Damn right. And why more cis white men need to show up at Pride. And Women’s Marches. And BLM. A real man isn’t one who punches down, it’s one who extends an open hand.

The NRA would probably be the best equipped. They bring their own authority.

I thought all Germans were Dutch but not all Dutch were Germans. Was I way off?

Ok now I’m more confused about what’s Dutch vs. what’s German than I was about what’s British vs. what’s English. Or even what’s a turtle, if most languages call them tortoises.

I wanna see a D&D style alignment chart of politicians (or even just presidents) that shows good/evil and intelligent/incompetent now.

I’m really curious for who different people would rank for “evil genius” and “true neutral”.

I’m also very curious what the different major LLMs would spit out…that would probably reflect heavily on their training and master prompt.

I read this while I’m sitting, hunched over, on an ice pack, at physical therapy for sciatica.

Thank you for the reminder.

Pulled up my phone and seriously thought this was a picture of me from like 15 years ago. Then I realized how common the look is among this industry.

Reminds me of a time a couple years ago when I took a brewery tour around Boston. Every. Single. Guy. Including myself and the driver/tourguide…looked exactly like this guy, with a beer gut and a plaid shirt.

I think (and IANA astrophysicist) that they are saying because of the density of the sun, the forces of gravity are so strong at the core, that time dilation occurs, making time at the core pass more slowly than time at the surface. Over billions of years of existence, that adds up.