Like life would just āgiveā you lemonsā¦
No, I take them all the time
HEY WHAT THE FUCK
WHEREāS THAT LEMON STEALING WHORE
Unholy thoughts
Anybody run him over with a zamboni yet?
When life rents you lemonsā¦
You donāt buy lemonade, you rent it.
Give cave johnson the lemmons?
I DONāT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!
āMake LIFE take the LEMONS BACK!ā
GET MAD!
lemnnnnnnn
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Iām just here to comment how nice it is to see semicolons used, and correctly used at that, in a meme. Sexy
Thatās just what the Grammar Industrial Complex wants you to believe about their so-called punctuation.
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the explanation i received a long time ago in grade school was:
commas should be used when you want to combine a sentence with a sentence fragment (i.e. something thatās not a sentence); semicolons should be used when you want to combine a sentence with another sentence, provided both sentences are closely related to each other.
now, iām sure the actual rule is probably more complicated and nuanced than that, but the above idea has served me well throughout my academic career. iāve found it helpful for getting an intuition on when they should be used and why.
Itās probably just a typo.
The irony of Cave Johnson being the one saying thisā¦
As in JK Simmons voices that guy? Iāve never watched the show but suddenly I can hear his voice so vividly.
Yes. JK Simmons voices both Omni-man, and the founder of Aperture Science from Portal, where he had a rant about Life giving you Lemons (and how heād weaponize them by creating a combustible lemon)
After watching whiplash, I have a hard time seeing him and not hating his guts.
How about the Legend of Whiplash?
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Bro Iām on acid rn and the fuckin face just freaked me out on the last panel
Christ, I would think that the last thing youād want to be doing on acid is browsing the internet where you canāt be sure of what exactly youāll scroll across.
Maybe Iām vitally misunderstanding acid trips, but whereās your trip guide/designated driver/sober buddy? Whereās your pre-prepped/vetted media to keep you from a bad experience?
Trip sitters and vetting content isnāt required imo if u know yourself and how you react to drugs in general.
But building up the dosage slowly and having someone there for the first time is probably smart.
Iād also avoid taking an hour bike trip through a dark forest but hindsight is 20/20, theme parks are great fun on the other hand though.
last acid trip consisted of me browsing Lemmy for many hours aswell, because my ātrip guideā kinda bailed on me, but it still wasnāt all that bad. Really, its all about the mindset, if you can convince yourself that everything is fine, it is.
My last acid trip involved spending a night at a campsite. Iām not really sure how or whyā¦we didnāt have a camperā¦or a tent. We just found a patch of grass in a rather busy campground and tripped balls in the open all night.
Man reading the random weird shit I found online was a fun part of my trips, sooo many weird but interesting rabbit holes you find, itās like theyāre hidden slightly askew from reality.
There is no trip sitter lol. The four of us just go on YouTube and find the funniest shit we can, go on a walk. Come back and watch a movie. And finish it all off with a tasteful selection of YouTube poop
āWhen life gives you bitter oranges and citrons, make lemons.ā
The molecule responsible for orange and lemon flavours are just mirror images of each other.
Was half expecting a slightly more combustible take on lemonsā¦
Lemons are a social construct
What do you mean by āCitronsā that just means lemon in French and Iāve never heard it used in English.
For the lazy:
āA source of confusion is that ācitronā in French and English are false friends, as the French word ācitronā refers to what in English is a lemon; whereas the French word for the citron is ācĆ©dratā.
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Other languages that use variants of citron to refer to the lemon include Armenian, Czech, Dutch, Finnish, German, Estonian, Latvian, Lithuanian, Hungarian, Esperanto, Polish and the Scandinavian languages.[citation needed]āYeah just looked it up, and apparently a citron tree is called a sukade tree (sukadeboom) in Dutch, and the fruits are called ceder apples (cederappel) for some reason. I had heard of sukade before but had no idea it had anything to do with citrus.
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Same reaction here, Zitrone in German is lemon.
But it seems this is an issue for many language pairs, they have a section on it on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citron#Other_languages
I donāt want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these!!!
Make lemon-nades.
When life gives you lemons, look for a lemon stealing whore.
Iāve never seen this cartoon, but this dude with the mustache has to be some Xerās top fantasy.
The show is called āInvincibleā about a superhero with the same name, who is the son in the image. The father is patterned after Superman and is challenging.
We all got holes to fill
And them holes are all thatās real
Some fall on you like a storm
Sometimes you dig your own