I’ll bite you even if I am not hungry.

I bet you do oxygen.

Caffeine and alcohol

I get more normal after a bottle of alcohol, but go back into my normal after 2nd bottle and 3+ I’m bassically dead. That is why I only drink for the taste.

I prefer liver

Diogenes would love internet.

Saccharomyces cerevisiae gaines conciousness, becomes multicellular organism and starts consuming you mid baking.

Or are you? vsauce music

Toys have “made in china” written because Santa needs to somehow hide where it is actuslly made in and uses Chinese slave labor for packaging. Santa is the original slave master.

This universe needs infinite number of cats.

https://tenor.com/view/hyrax-tomato-funny-chew-teeth-gif-11208825867329472649

I think he will have his own emotional support labubu.

Hyrax!!

Never shave, leave that bush, let the ecosystem thrive.

Hello I am positron, any electrons near?

Cutee

Great shirt :3

Yeah I know, this was supposed to be satirical way of me acting as if it is true but me trying to cover up all connections.

middle of the day.