bites you

Renault Clio with diesel engine, you wouldn’t outrun anyone but you will create big smoke and poof dissapear like magician.

Oficeer took it because he wanted to read but didn’t want to pay.

Cheeseburger

meow meow

I usually just eat whatever gets behind ears. Not much of cleaning behind ears except when putting shampoo on hair so it probably cleans itself like that.

I’ll bite you even if I am not hungry.

I bet you do oxygen.

Caffeine and alcohol

I get more normal after a bottle of alcohol, but go back into my normal after 2nd bottle and 3+ I’m bassically dead. That is why I only drink for the taste.

I prefer liver

Diogenes would love internet.

Saccharomyces cerevisiae gaines conciousness, becomes multicellular organism and starts consuming you mid baking.

Or are you? vsauce music

Toys have “made in china” written because Santa needs to somehow hide where it is actuslly made in and uses Chinese slave labor for packaging. Santa is the original slave master.

This universe needs infinite number of cats.

Feline anarchy is the only valid economy system, no state, no money just silly bipedal apes feeding and cuddling cats. Humans can only reach Nirvana if they accept the truth that cats are divine beings and need to be protected at all cost.

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