Oh for sweet Christ’s sake!

Do not attempt to be TUMBLR, WordPress! Tumblr is over. Tumblr’s been over since 5 minutes after it began, if you ask the Tumblrati, but as for normal people–even normal people know Tumblr’s been really, truly over since Yahoo bought it.

OF COURSE I WANT TO MAKE A TEXT POST. OF COURSE I WANT IT TO HAVE A TITLE. WHAT ON EARTH MADE YOU THINK I MIGHT COME HERE TO POST VIDEO? Stoppppp!

Many are the people who are old, but not dead. Many are they who retain purchasing power; many are they who will sigh only briefly at thine ads.. BLESSED ARE THEY WHO TAKETH NOT THE SELFIES, nor post them ostentatiously.