Behold: ❝ A pineapple fucked a pear and somehow made a baby that looks like an apple. That is the Cox’s Orange Pippin . ❞ or this: ❝ Maiden’s Blush : Wet sad sandcastle heralds the death of summer, but at least it smells nice, so stick a wick in it and use it as a candle. ❞
Three apples rate a star. Two earn two. ¶ I tasted nine apple varieties for the first time last year. ¶ Alas, may of my examples were clearly past their prime. Consequently, I'm not able to give them the recognition they probably deserve. ¶ But first: What's going on? I rate apples every year at this time , using my own qualitative system, one to three stars .