The Roller Blade Seven

1991
1h 36m

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2.2/10

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The Roller Blade Seven stars Scott Shaw as the Samurai Sword carrying Mercenary, Hawk who is sent on a mission across the Wheelzone to save Sister Sparrow from the evil clutched of the overload Saint Offender.

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In a futuristic society, a sword-wielding roller skater fights evil ninjas, punk roller skaters and is sent on an important rescue missionIn a futuristic society, a sword-wielding roller skater fights evil ninjas, punk roller skaters and is sent on an important rescue missionIn a futuristic society, a sword-wielding roller skater fights evil ninjas, punk roller skaters and is sent on an important rescue mission

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IMDb RATING

2.2/10

523

YOUR RATING

See production info at IMDbPro

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The Roller Blade Seven

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Trivia
Named number 27 of the 100 Best B-Movies of All Time by Paste Magazine in 2014.

Quotes
Hawk: Pharoah, you are a devil!
Pharoah: You are right. I am the devil!

Connections
Edited into Legend of the Roller Blade Seven (1992)

Soundtracks
Them Roller Blades
Written by Judy Henske, Donald G. Jackson, Scott Shaw
Performed by Judy Henske

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Featured review

1/10

A Godzilla sized turkey

It was (foolishly) with some degree of relish that I sat down to watch what a friend had promised would be the worst/best movie experience of my life, the mighty 'Roller blade 7'. 2 years on and I'm still in therapy. Oh yes my dear friends it REALLY IS THAT BAD. They obviously got about 40 minutes of footage in the can and then decided to use said footage endlessly and repeatedly to brain-numbing effect. My only fear of the kind of post-apocalyptic world featured in this turkey is that somehow, some way, a print of this abomination would survive. Truly the living would envy the dead.