Over-sexed Rugsuckers from Mars

Back in the early 90's, me and the lads went to the local video store and found we had seen everything decent, so we went for something completely off the wall and chose "Oversexed rug suckers from mars".

Wow! what an experience. We all sat there in silence until the end of the film, just glued to the screen by the movie magic before us. Never before has any director squeezed such an amazing performance from household appliances. The film drifted slightly in the middle but on the whole it was fantastic! I don't want to say too much as this will impair your first time experience, just watch it for yourselves (if you can find it!).

If you only see one movie about rug-sucking Martians this year, see this one. This movie opened my eyes. I have since replaced all the carpet in my house with hardwood and tile.

They won't get me!

Well, Kira Philips and Miles O'Brien, in speaking about Mars, spoke about this movie on August 27, 2003 as one of 108 movies with the name "Mars" in the title. I don't think that the movie would have been mentioned at all if it was not at least funny. Has anyone seen this film on TV and/or at art film showcases such as the Museum of Modern Art in NYC?

A cult sci-fi comedy from the late 80's that looks like it was shot on 8MM. If you like normal films you won't like this one.

A group of aliens (miniature naked Claymation ones) land next to a bum and an old vacuum and decide to create a new breed of humans. Thanks to the aliens the homeless man finds the vacuum irresistible and you can imagine the rest.

The vacuum likes to eat by using its plug to pull plates of food into its mouth. Things get nasty when it starts taking lives and raping women (we find out the vacuum is male). Things get even weirder when the woman becomes pregnant from the vacuum which was the ultimate goal of the aliens. They figure the new generation will clean up after themselves.

The acting is atrocious especially the detective who is doing a Bogart impersonation all the way through. Really the whole film is atrocious but in a funny, ridiculous way. You will laugh. The title alone has to get you to watch it.

What can be said that has not been said already -certainly one of the most interesting titles for a film but some of the comments on this site make it look as if this is an undiscovered gem of a movie when in fact it is not. There will be a great deal of puzzlement in trying to get guests to even view the film after reading the title. For cult viewing I would recommend almost any other low budget SF / Horror movie. However if is is available in a bargain bin somewhere then give it a go but don't hold your breath for the BLUE RAY of HD-DVD version. There is a sense of pride in finding a strange little movie and being a champion of that movie but this movie does not deserve such high praise. Terrible acclamation sucks the rug out from under this film before it gets started. Finally a lot of urban myths and hospital rumours surround people who fall in love with domestic appliance (or at least try to). Best avoided.