P'Lod Archives

ALIENS SEIZE GIULIANI’S BRAIN!

November 19, 2019November 19, 2019 by Boyce Day

Aliens from the planet Gootan have seized the brain of Rudy Giuliani, the former mayor of New York City and the personal lawyer of President Donald J. Trump. Gootan-X-118-L, the overlord of Gootan—all inhabitants of the planet share its name, with minor variations—announced the seizure in a press release sent last week. According to the … READ MORE

PhD APE TO TESTIFY TO CONGRESS

February 24, 2020November 13, 2019 by Frank Lake

Subpoenaed by Congress. The only being who can tell the truth! Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff shocked many in Washington by subpoenaing Ph.D. Ape to testify to Congress with regard to the impeachment of President Trump. There has been a great deal of confusion and controversy surrounding the impeachment inquiry that was launched in the … READ MORE

PELOSI, PUTIN AND P’LOD PLOT IMPEACHMENT

October 10, 2019October 10, 2019 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – Vladimir Putin has teamed up with Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, and popular alien, P’Lod to plot a strategy on the impeachment of President Donald Trump. Putin was in the nation’s capital last week for a series of private meetings with Pelosi on how to best get the President out of … READ MORE

HILLARY BACK WITH ALIEN LOVER!

October 10, 2019October 2, 2019 by Frank Lake

Hillary Clinton has reunited with her alien lover, P’Lod. The former First Lady is thrilled to be back in P’Lod’s arms and, as always, is grateful for his political guidance. Hillary first fell for P’Lod in 1993 not long after her husband’s first year in office. “She felt very closed in at The White House. … READ MORE

WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IS BACK!

June 27, 2022September 25, 2019 by Frank Lake

Weekly World News is back! We are back. YOU are back. WWN has been on hiatus for the last few years while our award-winning investigative reporters were taking an extended sabbatical on Planet Zeeba. We traveled there to learn all we could about The Zeebans, the good aliens, who desperately want to help Earth survive … READ MORE