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THE ALIEN SPECIES LIVING NEXT DOOR!

…sort of. What if I told you there’s an inter-dimensional co-species living in plain sight among us? Creatures thatwent unknown and unnoticed until the early 1800s. You know when you see something in the corner ofyour eye that darts away before you can catch a glimpse? Some attribute that to ghosts. Others say it’sShadow People. … READ MORE

TRUMP ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR 2024 INSURRECTION

Former President Donald Trump surprised insiders today by announcing that he will not run for president in 2024. Instead, he declared that he’s entering the ring to lead the 2024 insurrection.  At one of his patented rallies in Podunk, South Dakota, in front of a worshipful audience, Trump stunned the crowd when he said, “I … READ MORE

CHINA BUYS MOUNT RUSHMORE

The U.S. Treasury officials made a big announcement today: China Buys Mount Rushmore.  A Chinese investment firm, Jiang Yu Woo, made the purchase. The company told Weekly World News that the deal closed today. Specific details of the agreement have not yet been released. However, it is rumored to be similar to a deal in … READ MORE

LET THEM EAT TWINKIES!

According to the Washington Post: “The U.S. Department of Agriculture has taken another whack at former first lady Michelle Obama’s Healthy School lunch push. She had established stricter nutritional standards for school breakfasts and lunches. “On Friday, USDA Deputy Under Secretary Brandon Lipps proposed new rules for the Food and Nutrition Service that would allow … READ MORE

PhD APE TO TESTIFY TO CONGRESS

Subpoenaed by Congress. The only being who can tell the truth! Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff shocked many in Washington by subpoenaing Ph.D. Ape to testify to Congress with regard to the impeachment of President Trump. There has been a great deal of confusion and controversy surrounding the impeachment inquiry that was launched in the … READ MORE