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NY TIMES REPORTER EATEN ALIVE BY 80-FT. DINOSAUR!

“He was on assignment in Yunnan Province, China.” American scientists captured an 80-foot dinosaur in the jungles of Yunnan. This was after it killed and ate NY Times Reporter Ayman Bishara in what is believed to be man’s first encounter with a prehistoric life-form! That’s the word from Dr. Bo Goodlatt, who says that the … READ MORE

CALIFORNIA CITY SWEARS IN DINOSAUR AS COP

Offisaurus already most popular on force! A small California city has been among the most progressive in the country when it comes to policing.  Spot’s Hook, in the far northern part of the state, was the first city in the country to experiment with community-based pay, maglev police cars, and on-the-job hypnosis.  Now the city … READ MORE

THE LESTER CAINE REPORT

GLUTEN KILLED THE DINOSAURS

Award-Winning Weekly World News reporter, Lester Caine, takes to the streets to get reactions to the breaking story that gluten was responsible for the demise of the dinosaurs.

Weekly World News is proud to have Lester, one of the world’s top investigative reporters, on our team. Recently, he won the Potenza Prize for Journalism and is on everybody’s shortlist for The Pulitzer Prize. Lester Caine is the only reporter you can trust if you want to know the real truth of a story.

Here’s his report.

GLUTEN KILLED THE DINOSAURS!

BERN, Switzerland – Brand-new research from Bern University proves that it was NOT a gigantic asteroid that killed off the dinosaurs – it was gluten! “When we first started looking at the root causes for extinction we were not familiar with celiac disease, “ said noted paleontologist Dr. Ernst Buehler.  “But after studying dinosaur fossils … READ MORE