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CHRISTMAS TREE FOUND ON MARS!

NASA has released a photo taken by its Curiosity rover that shows a mysterious unexplained Christmas Tree on Mars. The rover’s “navcam” (which acts as an eye) transmitted the raw black-and-white image back to Earth on December 23rd, 2019. Upon examing the photo, it’s quite easy to see the wrapped gifts underneath the tree. The decorations … READ MORE

HILLARY ON MARS!

SELF-ISOLATING WITH THE MARS ROVER Where did Hillary go during the virus outbreak? The Weekly World News has exclusive information on her whereabouts. Hillary Clinton was spotted on Mars reading children’s books to the NASA Mars rover Opportunity. When asked about the unusual storytime, Hillary answered, “I just can’t handle all the craziness on Earth. … READ MORE

THERE IS NO MARS!

Scientists at the Bakersmith Astronomy Laboratory in Yuba City, California were excited this summer when they finished building the world’s most powerful telescope: the Paladin 3000-K. “It’s always great to get a new piece of equipment,” said Laura Furness, the lab’s director. “We went right to work with it.” The “Pal,” as it’s commonly known, … READ MORE

BOOK YOUR ONE-WAY TRIP TO MARS!

Thousands are lining up for a one-way trip to Mars!  Book your flight now! A Dutch company is establishing a human colony on Mars.  The non-profit organization, Mars One, will send a crew to the Red Planet in 2019 – and because there will be major changes in the human body after a stay on Mars, there’d be … READ MORE