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GLUTEN KILLED CAESAR!

ET TU, GLUTUS? ROME, ITALY – Roman historians made a ground-breaking discovery today. For over 2000 years, the world has believed that Julius Caesar was assassinated. Historians have said that the Roman dictator was murdered by a group of Roman senators on March 15th, in 44 BC. This happened during a meeting of the Senate at the Theater … READ MORE

THE LESTER CAINE REPORT

GLUTEN KILLED THE DINOSAURS

Award-Winning Weekly World News reporter, Lester Caine, takes to the streets to get reactions to the breaking story that gluten was responsible for the demise of the dinosaurs.

Weekly World News is proud to have Lester, one of the world’s top investigative reporters, on our team. Recently, he won the Potenza Prize for Journalism and is on everybody’s shortlist for The Pulitzer Prize. Lester Caine is the only reporter you can trust if you want to know the real truth of a story.

Here’s his report.

GLUTEN KILLED THE DINOSAURS!

BERN, Switzerland – Brand-new research from Bern University proves that it was NOT a gigantic asteroid that killed off the dinosaurs – it was gluten! “When we first started looking at the root causes for extinction we were not familiar with celiac disease, “ said noted paleontologist Dr. Ernst Buehler.  “But after studying dinosaur fossils … READ MORE