The Films of 2023. The 24th annual FiLM BiTCH Awards
PICTURE | ACTING | VISUALS | AURALS | EXTRAS | SPECIAL | SCENES
and the nominees are...
|
Best Musical Scene in a Musical |
||||
| BARBIE "Dance the Night" |
BARBIE "I'm Just Ken" |
CARMEN "Tu Y Yo" |
MAESTRO "Resurrection Symphony" |
WILL-O-WISP "ctrl + C ctrl + V |
| Do you ever think about death? |
Grand dumb 1950s/2023 spectacle |
Two part climax. Carmen performs / Aidan fights
|
Bernstein's climactic conducting triumph |
Erotic firefighter choreography! |
|
Finalists: "On the Town" a fantasy during rehearsal in Maestro, the desert dance sequence in Carmen Semi Finalists: "Ven a Mi" (love Rossy dePalma) in Carmen, "A World of Your Own" from Wonka, "I'm Here" from The Color Purple; "Hell, No" from The Color Purple; Finally, and somewhat shamefully "Kiss the Girl" is the only moment wherein The Little Mermaid begins to capture the magic of the animated film (even if only through copying the original - le sigh). ...with the knowledge that it would be cheating to ay "any scene from" two Taylors: Taylor Mac's 24-Decade History of Popular Music or Taylor Swift the eras tour. Note: * If a musical number is part of another scene category, like openings or endings or whatnot, it goes there instead. |
||||
|
Best Musical Scene in a Non-Musical
|
||||
| ASTEROID CITY "Dear Alien (Who Art In Heaven)" |
NO HARD FEELINGS "Maneater" |
POOR THINGS Impromptu Dance |
ROBOT DREAMS Busby Berkeley Flowers |
ROSE "Ma Vie En Rose" |
|
An adorable flourish as a little boy sings and ode to the alien visitor
|
One of those comic setpieces with a dramatic undertow. He's a diamond in the rough. |
Bella's ecstatic spontaneity whenever a physical impulse strikes. |
This wordless delight really kicks it up a notch in its titular sequences |
The protagonists sings on the bus -- startling fellow passengers who always underestimate her
|
| Runners Up | ||||
|
Finalists: Bowser's ode to "Peaches" in Super Mario Bros; K-pop band in the house? It's Joyride's "WAP" security check Semi Finalists: A lacerating karaoke prompt -- 'I love you... you pay my rent' in Saltburn; inept dance audition in Joyland; Karaoke night in Fallen Leaves; A group singalong in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to "What's Going On?", Jeff listens to "Total Eclipse of the Heart" in Bottoms Note: * If a musical number is part of another scene category, like openings or endings or whatnot, it goes there instead. |
||||
|
Best Action Sequence
|
||||
| DUNGEONS & DRAGONS |
GODZILLA MINUS ONE |
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: DEAD RECKONING PT 1 |
SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE | SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE |
| Final battle with the Red Wizard |
The Plan |
Train / Cliff |
Spot vs Miles, round two |
Spider Society chase. |
|
Finalists: Rome car chase in Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Pt 1; Brawl in Florida in The Killer as our unnamed protagonist battles to the death with "The Brute"; Failure at Ogasawara Island in Godzilla Minus One Semi Finalists: "Metal!"... Nimona helps Ballister escape, The parade sequence in Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, the first fight 'in character' for Cassandro, Rescue of Supergirl in The Flash |
||||
|
Best Kiss
|
||||
|
LA CHIMERA Carol Duarte & Josh O'Connor |
ELEMENTAL |
JOYLAND |
MAESTRO |
POOR THINGS |
|
A sign language kiss |
Not so incompatible after all |
A starry bedroom, stars still in his eyes |
An onstage kiss interrupted | a comic twist with chloroform as chaser |
Runners Up |
||||
|
Finalists: Subway entrance makeout between Virginie Efira & Roschdy Zem in Other People's Children, Havana Liu & Ayo Edebiri experiment n Bottoms, Semi-Finalists: Carmen and Aidan are in this together, Margaret's innocent first kiss via Spin the Bottle in Are You There God? It's Me Margaret, An awkward kiss for two lonely souls in Fallen Leaves, "I can't do this" rejection in Cassandro, A dangerous rehearsal kiss in Chevalier, "my wife" a post wedding kiss for Priscilla |
||||
|
Best Sex Scene
|
||||
| ALL OF US STRANGERS Andrew Scott & Paul Mescal |
MAY DECEMBER Natalie Portman & Charles Melton |
PASSAGES Ben Whishaw and Franz Rogowski |
POOR THINGS Emma Stone & Mark Ruffalo |
SALTBURN Jacob Elordi then Barry Keoghan |
|
Emotionally resistant but physically willing |
An imbalanced quickie |
alarmingly real |
the furious jumping montage |
The infamous masturbatory 'bathtub scene' |
| Runners Up | ||||
|
Finalists: lap dance foreplay in Magic Mike's Last Dance, A confession of love in Other People's Children, post breakup experiment in Mutt Semi Finalists: Forest '69 in Will O' the Wisp, Twin seductions - sister and brother in Saltburn, backseat consummation in Of An Age, the passion with Carmen |
||||
|
Best Opening Scene
|
||||
| ASTEROID CITY | BARBIE | GODLAND | MAESTRO | PAST LIVES |
|
'an imaginary drama created expressively for this broadcast' |
The origin of Barbie |
"An impossible task" juxtaposed portraits (Denmark / Iceland) |
A life-changing phone call |
'What's their story? From across the room |
| Runners Up | ||||
|
Finalists A sniper's attack in To Catch a Killer, A death in a dressing room in Madeleine Collins, A twist on the classic sex comedy opening: virgins with a plan in Bottoms, Technical issues or fleeing your duties -- no matter a monster strikes in Godzilla Minus One Semi Finalists: "Are you alone?" tv dinner in Robot Dreams, Uncle Haider as a playful ghost before duty calls in Joyland, A tribal meeting and the discovery of oil in Killers of the Flower Moon |
||||
|
Best Ending
|
||||
| KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON | MAY DECEMBER | PAST LIVES | ROBOT DREAMS | THE TASTE OF THINGS |
|
Radio Show |
An actress asks for one more take "It's getting real" | Letting go |
Old memories and new partners. |
A new cook. An empty house |
| Runners Up | ||||
|
Finalists: Saltburn's naked vicious ownership of "Murder on the Dance Floor", Barbie - Gynecologist; Alcarras - the trees come down Semi Finalists: "Camp Isn't Home (It Kinda Is)" What a show they put on at Theater Camp, Years later, perspectives shifting in Of an Age, the horrifying ritual continues in Talk To Me, the museum in The Zone of Interest |
||||
Best Credit Sequence / Title Design |
||||
| THE COLOR PURPLE |
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES |
POOR THINGS |
RENFIELD | SPIDER-MAN ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE |
|
(end credits) Stitched scenes from the movie
|
(end credits) Illustrated pop-up book |
(opening needlepoint, closing squares, and interstitials) elegant mysterious black and white... plus the stitched illustrations at the beginning.
|
(opening & closing credits) cheeky 12 step room posters and volunteer sheets |
(end credits) a movie that never stops innovating |
|
Finalists: 65 the earth evolving (end credits), Infinity Pool (descending multiples, closing credit), the gothic blood-red indulgence of Saltburn (opening credits), Semi-Finalists: May December bold outline with that score (opening and closing), Asteroid City (all credits. bold flat memorable), Anatomy of a Fall family photos (opening), 'celebrate the rejects' with animated collages (end credits) for Nimona |
||||
|
Best Scenes (excluding aforementioned categories)
|
||||
|
ANATOMY OF A FALL |
ASTEROID CITY |
ASTEROID CITY |
THE COLOR PURPLE Thanksgiving |
EL CONDE Learning to fly |
|
|
||||
| MAESTRO First date theater space |
MAY DECEMBER Love letter monologue |
NO HARD FEELINGS Puppy adoption |
OPPENHEIMER The test |
SPIDER-MAN ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE Gwen's backstory |
|
|
|
|||
|
Finalists: Taste of Things the wedding, May December makeup in the mirror, Maestro Thanksgiving Day Parade; Any of those titular Robot Dreams Semi-Finalists: To Catch a Killer 's mall massacre; a conversation between siblings in a parked car in Mutt; Felicia's confession in Maestro; Building the house in Eight Mountains; Rebecca's arrival in Eileen; A marriage interrupted in Poor Things; a horrific accident in Ferrari |
||||
| TALK TO ME | THE ZONE OF INTEREST | |||
| First time freak-out | Hansel & Gretel | |||
NOMINATIONS IN ALL CATEGORIES TALLY
53 films recognized from 42 categories
19 nominations
Barbie
16 nominations
Poor Things
11 nominations
Asteroid City
10 nominations
Anatomy of a Fall
Oppenheimer
9 nominations
Maestro
May December
8 nominations
Spider-Man: Across the Spider Verse
7 nominations
Past Lives
6 nominations
Are You There God? It's Me Margaret
4 nominations
All of Us Strangers
Joyland
Killers of the Flower Moon
The Zone of Interest
3 nominations
American Fiction
The Holdovers
The Killer
Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning
Robot Dreams
Saltburn
The Taste of Things
2 nominations
Carmen
The Color Purple
El Conde
Ferrari
Godzilla Minus One
No Hard Feelings
Priscilla
Renfield
Society of the Snow
Talk to Me
Theater Camp
A Thousand And One
1 nomination
65
80 For Brady
Air
Blue Jean
The Boy and the Heron
Cassandro
La Chimera
The Creator
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
Godland
The Iron Claw
Madeleine Collins
Nimona
Other People's Children
Revoir Paris
Rose
Rotting in the Sun
Rustin
Suzume
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
Will O The Wisp
The Films of 2023. The 24th annual FiLM BiTCH Awards
PICTURE | ACTING | VISUALS | AURALS | EXTRAS | SPECIAL | SCENES
2020s 2029 | 2028 | 2027 | 2026 | 2025 | 2024 | 2023 | 2022 | 2021 | 2020
2010s 2019 | 2018 | 2017 | 2016 | 2015 | 2014 | 2013 | 2012 | 2011 | 2010