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Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.


ICE MURDERS PEOPLE! DEFUND ICE!
Showing posts with label Legal-illegal fuckery. Show all posts
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Wednesday, November 13, 2024

You Can’t Make This Shit Up: Noted Alleged Pedophile to Become Attorney General (and There's More!)

Strap in, boys and girls: The weird are turning pro:

President-elect Donald Trump on Wednesday said he will nominate Republican Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida to serve as his attorney general, putting a loyalist in the role of the nation’s top prosecutor.

In selecting the congressman, Trump passed over some of the more established attorneys whose names had been mentioned as being contenders for the job.

“Matt will end Weaponized Government, protect our Borders, dismantle Criminal Organizations and restore Americans’ badly-shattered Faith and Confidence in the Justice Department,” Trump said in a statement
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Right, and if you believe any of that, you are most definitely stupider than you would appear to be. Gaetz's time in Congress, when he wasn't dodging investigations for having relationships with underage girls, was spent trying to investigate and persecute the enemies of Trump, both real and imagined.

Between his alleged penchant for pretty young things, like his orange idol, and his abject loyalty to same, I can see why he was the perfect pick.

Meanwhile, Commandante Bone Spurs is picking a defense secretary whose main qualification is jacking his jaws on Fox. He's picking Russia's girlfriend to be DNI. And, even more worrisome, he is looking to purge military officers who may be viewed as loyal to the Constitution and not him.

Wait for the day when the military will have to swear an oath to Trump. It's coming, folks.

If the Senate lets him appoint these turds, it will be clear to all that they are Trumpers, not Americans.