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Monday, May 9, 2016

Elizabeth Crane & Percival Fontaine Barksdale Brandt

Who is in the photo at right?

This is me, Elizabeth Crane, and Percy, our ten-year-old Catahoula.

What's the occasion for Coffee with a Canine?

Percy and I do actually have coffee together every day, usually on the sofa, but when the weather gets nice we take it to the yard, as we did today.

What's brewing?

Trader Joe's French Roast, black. We do mix it up sometimes, but this is sort of our house brand.

Any treats for you or Percy on this occasion?

Percy is enjoying a stick.

How were you and Percy united?

Well, the short version is that he's a rescue, who we got through a friend who fostered Catahoulas. We weren't looking for a particular breed, and she had another foster (some kind of mountain dog-border collie mix? Big.) that we thought we might be interested in. But when she came to our house with that guy and Percy, Percy went straight for our sofa and curled up on it, and I was pretty much all in right then.

How did your dog get his name? Any aliases?

My husband and I spent a weekend trying to get the right name for him and nothing was quite right. I thought maybe Avon Barksdale, and then finally Ben remembered a childhood dog he had named Percy, and that seemed to be the one. Of course, he has so many aliases it's hard to keep count. Buddy, Mr. Buddy, Mr. Boo, Mr. Badoo, Mr. Schmoo, MooMoo, NuNu, MooMooNu (clearly anything with either a B, a Mister in front of it, or an OO sound works), Horse Dog (he's big and has long legs and sometimes when he lies on his side he looks like a sleeping horse), Puppeeee, Handsome, Creature.

Does Percy do more to help or hinder your writing?

Help! Except when he steals my seat. Which happens often. (I often write with my laptop, on the sofa, in case you were picturing an 80-lb dog in a desk chair.) But I'm still sticking with help.

Has Percy inspired the creation of any fictional dogs?

Oh, definitely. There's one story in particular, set in a dog park, that features a version of him, but basically if there's a dog that I wrote after 2006, he's in my mind. Even if it's a different breed. The dog in my last novel was for sure based on him.

Cat, postman, squirrel...?

All of the above. My dog is a cliché, and I tell him so all the time.

Ball, squeaky-toy, stick...?

Also all of the above. Clearly, he is a multifaceted dog. But these things are all needed and each called for, depending on the situation. He loves to swim out in the river to fetch a ball. Sticks are fun in the backyard. Squeaky toys (fuzzy ones are preferred) as he sees it, are designed to be torn apart upon receipt, so that the evil squeaker can be discarded.

Who is Percy's best pet-pal?

We've moved a few times, so he's got besties in a few different cities. Well - a couple of them are gone now. But he doesn't know that. Piper, a sweet German Shepherd, was his best gal in Chicago, Arthur was our next door neighbor in Austin who he loved (in spite of their size differences, Arthur was maybe 10 pounds) and here in Newburgh he has two good buds, Skillet, with whom he shares a passion for hiking, and Rocky, who he plays with (but they also enjoy parallel napping just as much as anything).

What is Percy's best quality?

Ben might have a different answer, but to me it's that in certain ways he's not super doggy, like, covering you with sloppy kisses. He's affectionate for sure, but he has boundaries. He likes his space. I like that about him.

If Percy could change one thing about New Yorkers, what would it be?

Ahaha! That they would all know to give him his space on the street. We talk about this all the time. It's a shared interest.

If Percy could answer only one question in English, what would you ask him?

I would for sure ask him about his life before he was found (he was about 10 months old, was found - wait for it - near Percy, Illinois, which we didn't know until long after we named him). Although I fear it might break my heart.

If Hollywood made a movie about your life in which Percy could speak, who should voice him?

My husband and I had some different thoughts on this. He said Clooney. Which I get, because he is a handsome dog. And he has occasional moments of goofiness that I think Clooney could really nail. But I don't feel like Clooney has Percy's gravitas. He's a serious dog. I mean, look, I'm open to creative casting, and I like Clooney. Maybe he could stretch, if he's willing to put something on tape. So when Ben suggested Michael Fassbender, at first I hesitated because Fassbender is so sexy. But then Ben pointed out that Percy is a pretty sexy dog. Which is true. So if Fassbender's available, I think I'd put in the offer.

What advice would Percy give if asked?

Keep your eyes open, unless you're napping.

Learn more about The History of Great Things and its author at Elizabeth Crane's website.

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--Marshal Zeringue

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Brindley Faile & Monroe

Who is in the photo at right?

That would be me, Brindley, and my 4-year-old Catahoula Leopard Dog (mutt), Monroe. I'm a graphic designer for a medical animation company in Kennesaw, Georgia.

What's the occasion for Coffee with a Canine?

I'm running the Atlanta Tough Mudder this Saturday so I decided to treat myself and Monroe since she's been helping me train!

What's brewing?

Starbucks Vanilla Latte and a Puppiccino (whip cream).

Any treats for you or Monroe on this occasion?

The coffee is plenty... I'll probably smell like it during hot yoga tonight.

How were you and Monroe united?

I adopted Miss Monroe when she was 1.5 ish years old from Homeward Trails in DC. I had never owned a dog before and had no idea what I was getting in to. A ruined carpet, purple panted duvet, entire bag of beaded jewelry devoured (and pooped out for the next 3 days), and a leg of a dresser later... well let's just say we've come a long way. I even lost a roommate mostly due to Monroe's monstrous behavior. She's much better behaved now that I've had her for 2 years.

How did your dog get her name? Any aliases?

She was already "Monroe" when I adopted her and I liked it. I tell most people it's after "Marilyn Monroe" so they know she's a girl. My friends in Maryland called her "MonTroll" because she was always snatching their food when they weren't looking.

Would you say Monroe does more to help or hinder your creativity?

Hinder. She's proven herself anti-graphic design as she ate through all my computer cords and a wireless mouse in the first few months of adopting her.

Cat, postman, squirrel...?

Cats, though squirrels are a close second. My parent's cat was ill prepared for her obsession.

Ball, squeaky-toy, stick...?

Squeaky toys = no mercy.

Who is Monroe's best pet-pal?

Remington, my sister's lab mutt. He probably doesn't feel the same since Monroe tries to hide all her toys from him and eat his food.

What is Monroe's best quality?

I'm sure you might be thinking "good heavens your dog is atrocious" but she has actually become a great companion. She was certainly a challenge when I first adopted her and I even entertained the idea of giving her away, but I'm glad I did not. She is always up for an adventure, very sweet and cuddly, and has been with me through moves, relationships, and career changes.

If Monroe could change one thing about Georgians, what would it be?

They'd all be female. She's always been nervous around men possibly because of her past owner. She loves ladies though.

If Monroe could answer only one question in English, what would you ask her?

What will convince you to stop terrorizing Ballzie, my parent's cat?

If Hollywood made a movie about your life in which Monroe could speak, who should voice her?

Donnie from The Wild Thornberrys cartoon.

What advice would Monroe give if asked?

Food is easy to steal if you're quick enough. Humans will confuse it for cute until the notice your pattern so mix up which humans you target.

Visit Brindley Faile's website.

--Marshal Zeringue

Thursday, January 29, 2015

Allie Echeverria & Frank

Who is in the photo at right?

My name is Allie Echeverria. I blog at In Shape Out of Mind. This is my dog Frank. He's a Dachshund Catahoula Leopard Dog mix and almost a year and a half old.

What's the occasion for Coffee with a Canine?

I start every morning off with caffeine and Frank by my side.

What's brewing?

I make a delicious morning protein shake using Icebox Coffee. One scoop of chocolate protein powder (I used Optimum Nutrition Extreme Chocolate), 2 oz of Icebox Coffee (either New Orleans Blend or Madagascar Vanilla), creatine powder (optional), cold water and shake together.

Any treats for you or Frank on this occasion?

This is my breakfast. Frank chows down on Nature's Logic kibble with a Stella & Chewy's meat patty on top.

How were you and Frank united?

I googled Dachshund rescue groups in the south last summer and found Getalong Dachshund Rescue. Frank was one of the dogs they rescued and had in a foster home. The amazing people at Getalong transported Frank from Louisiana to me in Atlanta and we've been best pals ever since.

How did your dog get his name? Any aliases?

Frank's foster name was Frankie. I wasn't a big fan of his name but he has bright blue eyes like Frank Sinatra so I dropped the -ie and named him after Ole Blue Eyes.

Cat, postman, squirrel...?

Frank has a love/hate relationship with his cousin Toby the cat.

Ball, squeaky-toy, stick...?

Frank loves his glow in the dark ball and his plush squeaky bones [photo left].

Where is Frank's favorite outdoor destination?

Frank's favorite outdoor destination is the Piedmont Park dog park. He really dislikes the Atlanta Beltline but we're working on getting over that.

Who is Frank's best pet-pal?

photo credit: Denise from Mongrel Mania
photo credit: Denise from Mongrel Mania
Frank's best-pal is his cousin Marley. She's a golden retriever and Frank thinks he is one too.

Shhh... don't tell him otherwise.

What is Frank's best quality?

Frank's best quality is his capacity for love.

He had a pretty rough start in life, but now he knows that he is surrounded by people and animals who love him, and he shows us double that love in return.

If Frank could change one thing about you, what would it be?

He would make me calm down. I have trouble just sitting around and I'm always on the move. Frank just wants to cuddle on the couch.

If Frank could answer only one question in English, what would you ask him?

Are you allergic to chicken? (We're trying to figure out if he has a food allergy.)

If Hollywood made a movie about your life in which Frank could speak, who should voice him?

Keanu Reeves.

Visit the In Shape Out of Mind blog.

--Marshal Zeringue

Monday, March 3, 2014

Christy Bassett & Jagger, Dozer, and Ruger

Who is in the photo at right?

I’m Christy Bassett. My husband Harley and I have a small backyard farm, Barefoot All Natural Farm, where we raise chickens, turkeys, goats and a couple of crazy kids. We have a new blog that focuses on the perspective that farming can give you and techniques that we employ. I am also a full-time assistance dog trainer and Harley is an airplane mechanic for the United States Air Force. We have 3 dogs, all males. Jagger is a Pit Bull/Husky mix who will be 11 this year. Violet and Windy are our 2 Saanen dairy goats and Shine, our cow, is peeking through the barn door. Our other dogs are pictured below. Dozer is a 4-year-old Catahoula Leopard dog mix and Ruger is a 1-year-old Great Dane mix.

What's the occasion for Coffee with a Canine?

Morning chores require coffee. And some good animal company is always welcome when making the rounds.

What's brewing?

We brew Dean’s Beans at home, our locally based, organic fair trade coffee company. Moka Sumatra is a favorite. I could lie and say that I squirt some goat’s milk right out of the goat and into my coffee cup during the morning milking for a “farm fresh latte”, but that’s even a little strange for me.

Any treats for you or your dogs on this occasion?

We make our own dog treats from our pastured chicken and vegetables, so I always have a pocket full of those to reward good doggie behavior. And of course the ladies are enjoying their morning hay and grain breakfast.

How did your dogs get their names? Any nicknames?

Jagger was my first dog. I got him as a puppy 2 months after I moved into my first apartment and started working as a dog trainer. I like to tell people that he is named after the famous “Mick Jagger” since he howls like a rock star. But the embarrassing truth is that he’s named after my adolescent crush on a soap opera character- Jagger Cates from General Hospital. I do like to sing “he’s got the WOO like Jagger” to him on occasion though. When no one is looking. Or listening. Or within miles. We also call him “Jaggaboo” and “Jags” when we’re in the midst of oogey boogey sweet talk.

Dozer [photo left] came with his name, although it was a nickname at the time. The rescue that had him named him “Pete”, but he was so friendly that he would bulldoze the other dogs in the home to get to people for attention. My son was obsessed with bulldozers at the time when he entered our family, so it was a no brainer to stick with it. Jake, our 4 year old son, calls him “my dog, Dozey Doze”. And Harley likes to call him by some other endearing pet names, like “nut-job” and “freak show”. Isn’t that sweet?

Ruger is named after a gun company, as you may imagine. He is our first dog since entering into our new farming lifestyle, so we wanted a name that felt powerful and embodied a country feel. We also seem to have an “er” theme in the ending for our dogs’ names, as it happens. No nicknames yet- but I’m sure they’re coming.

How were you and your dogs united?

I found all of them on Petfinder.com, actually. Do not go on that website unless you plan to come home with a dog. Like, tomorrow. Or you have amazing willpower. Harley has banned me from that site since I spent almost our entire vacation last summer scanning dog profiles and pictures, and at the end of the week we came home with Ruger. Turns out 3 dogs is enough.

I’ve always had a weakness for blue eyed animals, so when I saw Jagger’s profile with those sweet little blue puppy eyes staring back at me there was no question that he would be mine. I visited the Fitchburg Animal Shelter, where he and his siblings were just put up for adoption and spent a good long hour trying to be objective and pick the puppy with the best temperament. In the end, Jagger (or “Tubbo” as he was so aptly named because of his tendency to crawl over to people on his big round belly) was not the puppy with the best temperament, but I knew that I would be back for him the next day if I didn’t bring him home right then and there. Those eyes would just haunt me forever. We’ve gone through so much together- we met Harley only 5 days after I brought Jagger home (he even accompanied me on our first date, as a “bad guy detector” and easy out if it turned out badly), and we’ve watched our family grow and our scenery change side by side for over a decade. He’s definitely my heart dog. Good thing he’s going to live forever to finally live up to his “grumpy old man” image that he’s always had.

We lost our second dog, Ninja, a Great Dane mix, to cancer at only 7 years old shortly after my daughter was born. Jagger had become accustomed to living with another dog and didn’t do well by himself. So the search for a new buddy started while I was still home with a newborn. I had always been drawn to blue merle or blue colored dogs (see a blue theme here?) so I narrowed my search for one of that description. Dozer (or “Pete” at the time) came up on the screen and had been in a rescue for over 6 months in his southern foster home. He had escaped a high-kill shelter in Kansas, despite being heartworm positive, being a large breed and also being dark colored. All 4 of those things are strikes against a dog’s chances in a shelter, and he had beaten the odds and beaten the parasite that threatened to kill him, all due to his wonderful temperament. But he still didn’t have a home. After questioning his foster mom intensely about his personality (there were some high demands put on a dog entering our home with cats, dogs, farm animals, babies and also the fact that I take my dogs to work), I was confident that this was the dog for us. When we went to pick Dozer up from the transport, I opened the back door to my SUV to put his paperwork in and he jumped right in onto my son’s lap and made himself comfortable in his car seat. They hugged and kissed and laughed a lot. And he was home.

Although Dozer was a great addition to our family, we really missed our Great Dane mix, Ninja. That big, dopey personality that a Dane brings into a home is really powerful and it’s absence was felt in ours. It took some time before we decided that we could break our “no more dogs than adults” rule, but we went for it. Again, I searched on Petfinder and came up with a blue colored Dane mix from the Fitchburg Animal Shelter, the same place that I had gotten Jagger 10 years earlier. I took it as a sign and made an appointment to meet the big guy on our way home from our family vacation in New Hampshire. The day before our appointment, I emailed the coordinator to confirm and found out that the dog had been adopted. But…there just so happened to be another Dane mix that just arrived who had an even better temperament. We watched a video of the dog playing with those long puppy-like limbs, and felt that familiar joy in watching him romp about, making people laugh. And he just so happened to look almost exactly like our last Dane mix, Ninja. Sold.

You've got a wide variety of animals running around Barefoot All Natural Farm. Do your dogs get along with all of them?

It is somewhat unnatural for so many different species to have to coexist, as we’ve asked our animals to do. But they seem to do just fine. Jagger started out pretty intense with other animals. Since he’s a Husky mix, he has a very high prey drive and likes to chase small animals. But I’ve worked with him a lot, and with each new addition to our home, he’s learned that chasing is just not allowed and that you can actually be friends with chickens and bunnies. Actually, when he was younger he found a nest of newborn baby bunnies in the yard when I wasn’t looking. When I finally noticed him visiting several spots around the rock wall, I went to investigate. Sadly, there were 3 little bodies in the grass, covered in dog slobber from Jagger licking them and nudging them so much. I was sorry that I wasn’t able to stop him from bothering them while they were in their hiding spot, and ultimately killing them, but I was proud that he didn’t even place a puncture wound in any of them. Since then he’s gotten even better about not bothering baby animals on the farm, but we of course don’t leave them unsupervised.

Dozer is great with all of the animals. From the day he stepped foot at our house, he hasn’t cared one bit about sharing his space with so many different animals. As long as he has his ball, his focus is completely on fetching.

Ruger is the newest of course, and he still has quite a bit of puppy in him. He does pay too much attention to the goats and the cow at times, so we’re working on that. He gets so confused when they don’t want to play back when he barks and play bows at them, that he gets very conflicted. The goats have done a pretty good job of teaching him to mind his own space, but it’s a work in progress. He’ll get there.

Squirrel, cat, postman...?

Nope. No chasing allowed here. But given the opportunity I’m sure they’d enjoy a good squirrely-snack.

Squeaky toy, ball, stick...?

Dozer’s a ball-a-holic. He must have some Border Collie or other obsessive breed in him because he can’t think straight when there is a ball present. Must. Get. Ball.

Jagger and Ruger join in the play as well, so we always make sure there are at least 3 balls available at all times. But of course the one that Dozer is currently obsessed with is the one that everyone wants. Luckily Ruger isn’t picky (or isn’t all that bright, I’m not sure) and will play with just about anything he can find. He can often times be seen romping around the yard with an empty milk jug or pail from the kids sand box. Maybe we should introduce him to sticks…

What is each dog's best quality?

Jagger is my boy. He is incredibly intelligent and we are very strongly bonded. We know each other so well that we often times don’t have to communicate with much more than a look. That can be good and bad though, because he knows when I’m not 100% attentive and he can be sneaky. But as much as that frustrates me, I do respect that quality in him.

Dozer is a real kids’ dog. He is so gentle and submissive that my 4 year old can completely control him verbally. I never knew that there were real, actual, dogs out there that respected kids as much as they do adults until I met Dozer. It’s amazing to watch.

Ruger is very well rounded. I take him to work with me and use him as a demo dog with my assistance dog handlers and I never have to worry about him being afraid or aggressive toward anything or anyone. That and his goofy nature. With him around, a laugh is never too far away.

If your dogs could change one thing about New Englanders, what would it be?

Jagger is actually a pretty good New Englander. He loves the snow and cold weather and has the New-England-Cold-Shoulder mastered. But Dozer and Ruger would love to have some more friendly neighbors. Not that people around here aren’t friendly, but they’re very private. I can appreciate that, as we are fairly private people as well. But those 2 social butterflies might have it differently. Dozer is from the South, after all.

If Hollywood made a movie about your life in which your dogs could speak, which actors should do their voices?

Well, automatically when you ask me to pick an actor to represent Jagger, I think of his namesake- Antonio Sabato Jr. Great. Now I’m going to picture Jagger speaking in a husky Italian voice whenever I look at him. I don’t think Harley’s going to appreciate that one.

Dozer would probably be played by the guy that did the Micro Machines commercials, John Moschitta Jr. His mind is always going 100 mph when playing with his ball.

And Ruger might have the same voice as Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh. A little slow on the uptake, but always up for a good time.

If your dogs could answer only one question in English, what would you ask them?

I’m actually okay with dogs not speaking English. They have too many secrets to tell. And I feel like I know them well enough to know what they want and need. But if I had to ask them one question, it might be “what’s the appeal of rolling in poop?” I just don’t get it.

Visit the Barefoot All Natural Farm website and Facebook page.

--Marshal Zeringue

Friday, February 8, 2013

Linda Jones & Zorro and Rocco

Who is featured in the first two photos?

My name is Linda Jones, and I’m a new author of the children’s book, Alphabet Anatomy: Meet the Capital Letters, which is the first in a planned series. I’m a mom to four amazing sons and I also work part-time as a Legal Assistant. Alphabet Anatomy helps children learn letter and writing concepts by exploring what the letters do behind the scenes when they’re not busy making words.

We have 2 dogs, Zorro and Rocco, both males.

[photo right: camera-shy Zorro and Linda; photo below left: not-so-camera-shy Rocco and Linda]

Zorro is a mix of golden retriever, Australian shepherd, and cattle dog. He is 11 years old, but still very agile and young at heart. Rocco is 2 years old and a mix of Catahoula and, we think, pit bull.

Zorro is an excellent role model for Rocco as he evolves from a tumultuous puppy and tries to emulate Zorro’s good behavior.

What's the occasion for Coffee with a Canine?

Zorro and Rocco accompany me into the kitchen each morning and watch my every move as I brew the coffee, knowing they will soon be receiving their puppy biscuit breakfast snacks. Today we’re having coffee on the front patio because it’s a beautiful Arizona morning and the warm January sun was beckoning us outside.

What's brewing?

This morning we’re brewing Gourmet Caramel Drizzle from good old Folgers. I drink my coffee black, no sweeteners, but I like just a hint of flavor, and I love how it smells.

Any treats for you or your dogs on this occasion?

Oh, yes, this is a special occasion to share our morning at “Coffee With A Canine,” so Zorro and Rocco have their favorite peanut butter biscuits and I’m splurging on a sesame bagel with cream cheese, a nice diversion from the usual oatmeal.

How did your dogs get their names? Any aliases?

Zorro got his name because he had a mask when he was a puppy, but his coat and markings have actually changed a lot as he’s gotten older. He used to have much more defined spots, but they have kind of blended all together over the years. My son, Eric, is the one who named Rocco, and says he just thought it was a pretty cool name and fit him well. Both Zorro and Rocco have several endearing nicknames. Zorro is also known as Z-man, Z, and Zippity. He’s also been deemed a super hero by Branson, who created and illustrated an original Z-Man comic book. Rocco also answers to Rocco/taco, Rockus, and Rockford.

How were you and your dogs united?

I brought Branson to pick out Zorro from a litter by our home after seeing a sign in the neighborhood. Branson says that Zorro got his attention because he was the only puppy that looked up at him amid his 8 brothers and sisters, with those irresistible puppy eyes of course. It wasn’t long before Zorro dutifully commenced his role as the ever watchful kid protector, often scaling the 8-foot high backyard wall or jumping through the front window screens to practice his herding skills and ensure the boys’ safekeeping.

[photo left: Rocco as a puppy, with Zorro]

A few years ago, Zorro must have sensed the boys were big enough to look after themselves and since redirected his energy to guarding and escorting me from room to room. He is also a great snuggler. As for Rocco, Eric bought him from a private owner after falling in love with his on-line photo; however, he got sick about a week later. Rocco is proud to say that he’s a Parvo survivor, having victoriously survived the dreaded killer with the help of daily doses of Pedialyte and a thousand tons of TLC from his newly-adoring family, in addition to the fact that he undoubtedly sensed he had a good thing going and wanted to stay with us for a very long time.

In your book Alphabet Anatomy--Meet the Capital Letters, I notice 'C' is for Cat; is 'D' for Dog?

No, I’m afraid letter D is for “Dive,” but letter D does have a pet Dalmatian, who is very dear to him and always accompanies him to daily diving practice. They have dinner together every night and especially love to share delectable desserts, their favorite being deep-dish apple pie.

Squirrel, postman, cat....?

Anything and everything! Zorro and Rocco are both vigilant watchdogs who never fail to faithfully engage in very shrill and high-pitched unison barking at the slightest detection of a visitor/invader coming anywhere close to our premises. As for animal invaders, we sometimes see jackrabbits running through the backyard, but luckily they can run faster than Zorro and Rocco. Between the two of them, I do wish they would devise a plan to circumvent and exterminate the pesky gophers that lurk underground. Zorro and Rocco also love to go to the park and jump in the lake, where they sometimes engage in a swim competition with the ducks.

Squeaky toy, ball, stick...?

Oh, they love to play and are not picky about toys, and other items which in their eyes qualify as “toys,” especially socks! They will fetch, chew, and quickly demolish any form of squeaky toys, balls, Frisbees, and stuffed animals. The only item that can sustain their unbridled chomping seems to be those really thick rope toys. Fortunately for Rocco, he has outgrown his shoe fetish (after eating 20+ of mine, which earned him the additional not so endearing nickname, “rat-boy”); he now realizes that shoes are unequivocally not toys.

Who are your dogs' best pet-pals?

Really their only pet playmate is Eric’s dog, Ryder, who usually visits once a week and instigates plenty of fun and games for both Zorro and Rocco. They especially love to play chase and I think they have an ongoing contest to see who can run the fastest. I would say Rocco looks forward to Ryder’s visits much more than Zorro, who is happy to join in at first but then seems to just tolerate the constant ruckus. I imagine Zorro just dismisses them as crazy youngsters.

If your dogs could change one thing about you, what would it be?

I think it would be a tie between allowing them to sit at the table with us for every meal or taking them everywhere we go. On second thought, I think the food would win out, hands down, even though their complete devotion to us is undeniable.

If Hollywood made a movie about your life in which your dogs could speak, which actors should do their voices?

I had to get some help from my sons for this question. According to the boys, Ryan Reynolds would be able to capture Rocco’s [photo right] fun-loving and free-spirited personality. Zorro’s wise and level-headed narrations would resonate well through Clint Eastwood.

If your dogs could answer only one question in English, what would you ask them?

I would ask them what dogs think about all day long, especially about us humans. What do they really think of us? I have no doubt they could share some very insightful observations.

Visit the Alphabet Anatomy website and Facebook page.

--Marshal Zeringue