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Showing posts with label Mummies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mummies. Show all posts

Thursday, September 15, 2022

Do mummies dream of dehydrated water?

Posted by Fearguth at 12:20 PM 0 comments
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Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Im-Ho-Tep Casual Footwear, Popular During
the 3rd Dynasty of the Old Kingdom 

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Sunday, June 07, 2020

At 82, Wilbur Ross is frequently mistaken for an
 unwrapped mummy.
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Friday, September 13, 2019

Imhotep Makes His Move
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Will Reverse Ageism hurt Bernie Sanders's chances in
 the race for the Democratic presidential nomination?
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Friday, July 13, 2018

Adventures in Aestheticism #67
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Friday, March 02, 2018

The Secret Ingredient in Wilbur Ross's Recipe for
Self-Mummification
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Friday, September 22, 2017

"Believe it or not, my favorite band is Here Come the
Mummies."
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Wednesday, May 10, 2017

"Trump's 3% annual GDP growth rate is certainly 
not achievable during the XXVIIth Dynasty."
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Tuesday, February 28, 2017

"Your résumé, Mr. Ross, indicates that you once served
as stunt double in Mel Brooks' The 2000 Year Old Man.
Was that before or after The Mummy's Tomb?"
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Sunday, October 23, 2016

Jan Brewer Sez:  "Trump is getting waterboarded and
I'm being mummified."
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Tuesday, December 08, 2015

"But I only had a papercut, doctor."
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Sunday, November 02, 2014

Tana-Leaf withdrawal symptoms are
easy to spot.
Posted by Fearguth at 12:24 PM 3 comments
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Thursday, January 26, 2012

"But if I pull your finger, Jan, it might break
off and crumble into dust."
(h/t Montag)
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

"Admit it, Barack!  I'm the best mummy, by far,
since Boris Karloff played Imhotep in 1932!"
Posted by Fearguth at 7:29 PM 5 comments
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"What's that?"
"That's the husk of Tom DeLay, all that was left after his
lawyers sucked him dry trying to keep him out of jail."
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Friday, September 09, 2011

"As the mummy of Queen Tiye, King Tutankhamun's
grandmother, clearly shows, using a sunscreen with an
SPF rating of less than 30+ is a waste of time and money."
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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

"OK, mate, I confess!  It was I who stole the forbidden
Tana leaves."
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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

The Mummy Sez:  "Quite frankly, I prefer
the fictions which fit into my Immortality
Ideology rather than the facts which don't."
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Sunday, April 10, 2011

Those who are enthusing over possible Michele
Bachmann or Donald Trump presidencies are
 reminiscent of those ancient Egyptians who
 believed that "the spirit of a mummified dog
could transport prayers into the afterlife,
where they were heard by the canine-
headed god Anubis."
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