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Showing posts with label Arlen Specter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Arlen Specter. Show all posts

Sunday, October 14, 2012

As Arlen Specter finally learned, it's not enough to
dodge many bullets (as he had):  you must dodge them
all (which he didn't).
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

"When you talk about Sestak being more vigorous than me,"
said Senator Specter, "you must be smoking Dutch Cleanser."
Back in the day, Dutch Cleanser was viewed as a gateway
drug which eventually led to mainlining the hard stuff,
like

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Monday, May 17, 2010

Dead Even

Dead Odd
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

A spectre is haunting Specter,
and its name is Joe Sestak.
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Sunday, February 21, 2010

"But clowns don't debate.
Can't you see that?"
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Tuesday, February 02, 2010

The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Shuffler
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A new study claims we can tell Democrats from Republicans
by looking at their head shots. If this is true, which party
would you say this politician belongs to?
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Friday, January 15, 2010

Gravity is the remorseless enemy of the faces of
septuagenarian Senators.
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Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Have anger, fear, and hate replaced faith, hope, and
love in 'Christian America'? Quite possibly.
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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

"Let me repeat what I just shouted, Senator Specter:
COME NOW, LET US REASON TOGETHER,
MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
[The descendants of William Penn sound a lot louder
than they used to, don't they?]
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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

"Happy to still be here!" said Senator Specter, having
just survived a geezer-mob in Lebanon, Pennsylvania.
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

"Please don't start calling Senator Specter a 'Blue Tick
Democrat'. That would really offend my hound dog
sensibility!"
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Saturday, March 28, 2009

A spectre is haunting the United States Senate ---
the spectre of Specter.
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

When Eric Holder and Arlen Specter gazed into each
other's eyes, they saw a reflection of themselves.
And they didn't like what they saw.
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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Senator Arlen Specter has learned a member of his
staff inserted a controversial provision into the USA
Patriot Act without his knowledge. "I did not slip it
in and I do not slip things in. I let my staff do that."
Posted by Fearguth at 3:32 PM 0 comments
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