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Saturday, April 15, 2017

Back When Sean Spicer Was Dubya's Easter Bunny,

Before He Started Evolving Toward Being Trump's

Press Secretary

Friday, July 27, 2012

Laura Bush Sez: "You know, I think George makes

an easy target."

Monday, June 04, 2012

As you can see, Laura takes more interesting

drugs than George.

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Was Laura Bush wearing Mamie

Eisenhower's dress when she posed

for her official White House portrait?

Monday, May 23, 2011

"Yes, George," Laura thought, "you look like a dry drunk,

but the $15 million you've made in speaking fees since you

left office has really come in handy."

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Alfred E. Neuman Shows Up for Photo Op with Dalai Lama,

Laura Bush, and Barbara Bush

Saturday, May 14, 2011

George and Laura Bush were dining here when they received

word from President Obama that Osama bin Laden had been

killed. Here's what the proprietors of this restaurant say

about themselves: "rise n°1 is a 92-seat salon de soufflé

and wine bar, located in the heart of landmark retail center

Inwood Village. A relaxed bistro focused on the soufflé –

the masterpiece of French cuisine – rise n°1 is the first of

its kind, bringing the French classic to Dallas diners in a

comfortable, casual environment." If you choose to dine

here, be advised that it's considered gauche to order a

side of 'Freedom Fries'.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

I Remember Dubya #40

"Uh, George and Poppy, I think we should have

passed on the prune juice."

Thursday, August 05, 2010

"Whaddya mean telling that kid,

'Please Don't Feed the Animals'?"

Saturday, May 01, 2010

Stepford Wife Kisses and Tells

Sunday, December 27, 2009

I Remember Dubya #34

Dubya's wife will be remembered as the First

Lady for eight years of what Time calls 'The

Decade from Hell'.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

"While I was writing speeches for Laura Bush,
it occurred to me one day that I was, unlike Al
Franken, a natural-born comedian."

Thursday, June 04, 2009

I Remember Dubya #22
When Dubya tried to be funny, he wasn't. When he
tried not to be, he was.

Monday, May 25, 2009

While you're waiting for an invitation from George and
Laura Bush to come over to their place for some chips
and dip, here are a few interior shots of their $3.1 million
mansion in Preston Hollow.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Michelle Obama apparently knows where
the Bushes buried the bodies.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

"Andrew, Laura Bush is on the phone and
says she needs someone to walk her dogs.
She says the job pays well and is more
secure than your job with the L. A. Times.
Would you be interested?"

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Deborah Lawrence Proudly Displays

Bush's Ball Laura Ordered Removed

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

"The other experience Sarah brings that I think is very, very

important is that she was a mayor. In that role she had to cut

her city's library budget, fire the librarian, and censor obscene

books about promiscuous teens and unwed mothers. Speaking

as a former librarian, I can tell you making such tough decisions

is what prepares someone to be President of the United States."

Monday, September 01, 2008

Cross-Eyed Mary, Cruella De Vil to Address

Republican National Convention

Thursday, August 21, 2008

"Hi, Bill! Mom and Dad want you to drop by the White

House someday soon and program the remote. OK?"

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