Recensioni recenti di Monsieur-Owly

Horrendous art style
Bad level design
Unsatisfying shooting
Repetitive gameplay
Oldschool style doesn't excuse bad quality

You want some FPS Roguelike?
Do yourself a favor and get Eldritch, Delver and Ziggurat

Need I say more?

Rating:
2.0

Don't waste your time waiting for the girl to show up
Your food is now cold

Rating:
2.0

War is hell not because of its violent nature
But because Uwe Boll was behind the game development...

Rating:
3.0

You've got a maximum of 6 bullets to kill 100 zombies. Make each one of them count and enjoy the symphony of exploding gibs! Now that's a puzzle game!

Rating:
8.0

You look so familiar...
Diablo? Is it you?
No, you're not him but you look so similar.
The dark and brownish color of the land.
The hellish color of the blood.
Evil is everywhere.
Every footsteps land on a tombstone.
Your forsaken master sent you on a painful path.
You've been in exile for years.
Now you're back to claim your title.
Lord of Hack and slash.

Rating:
9.0

You're the type of gamer who enjoyed numerous hours of Left 4 Dead 1 & 2 and now looking for something different but similar at the same time. To you Revelations 2012 seems like an alternative! But beware! 2012 might not be the year the world ended as predicted by the Mayans but your computer's life might end if you install this game...

If you're in desperate need for revelations in life you will find one in this game : it is the worst Left 4 Dead clone ever made! But saying that is not enough! It is just the worst game of 2012.

Now does this sounds like a REVELATION to you?

Rating:
2.0

"Who do you voodoo ♥♥♥♥♥?"
Sam B's rapping career has sinked down in the void.
Since then, nobody cared about his latest productions.
Also his vacation in Banoi has been spoiled by hordes of hungry flesheaters.
Now it's time to smash their skull with his fist when he turns berserk and his vision turns red...
Hoping someday he will gain back his popularity...

-Sam B, level 60, Ph.D in sledgehammer fighting and brass knuckle fighting

Pink squares are zombies.
Green squares are humans.
Do no let pinks get to greens.
Use whatever you have to prevent the zombie outbreak and save the human race :
soldiers, snipers, artillery, barricades, landmines.

If necessary... bomb the whole city! Forget the survivors!

Rating:
8.5

This game will challenge your FPS/RTS/RPG skills! You will restart the game over and over until the old granny survives the bench encounter. Once the atrocious ♥♥♥♥♥ song starts you will never know if she is going to make it!

Rating:
1.5

If Diablo had STD it would turn out as Clans, a disease that no experienced player can beat

Rating:
3.0