| Soylent Green is not made of Thin Mints Girl Scout cookies! |
Soylent Green is a 1972 sci-fi stink
bomb that became a campy cult classic—in large part to Charlton Heston’s
posturing performance.
Set in the year 2022, overcrowding, pollution,
and lack of natural resources have reduced society's leaders to finding food
for the teeming masses. The answer is Soylent Green — a mysterious artificial
nourishment.
| Chuck Connors & Chuck Heston fight over beige polyester ensembles and toupees at The Soylent Green Mall. |
A main source for hilarity is, though set 50
years in the future, Soylent Green
looks like That '70s Show. Sadly,
polyester, toupees, and elevator music apparently still rule. The future is
filled with then-aging stars from the '70s like Charlton Heston, Chuck Connors,
and Joseph Cotten. The only young '70s star represented here is appropriately
enough, Leigh-Taylor Young.
| Edward G. Robinson as Sol, who decides to 'go home.' No one knew Eddie was dying of cancer during filming. |
Edward G. Robinson steals the movie as Heston's ancient
roommate, Sol, who remembers better days—and steaks. The actor was dying during
filming, which no one knew. When his character decides it's time and wants out
of this hellish world, Sol "goes home." This was assisted suicide,
performed while he experiences all the pleasures in life that are long gone.
It's a tearjerker scene, even without that knowledge. Robinson died two weeks
after filming wrapped.
Joseph Cotten is also touching as the aging
millionaire whose murder sets off the mystery of Soylent Green. Cotten was
always an understated actor and his sad, gently weary performance is a touch of
class.
| Charlton Heston strikes a studly pose as he helps himself to a drink, from 'the furniture.' Dig the 'futuristic' decor! |
Then there’s Charlton Heston, sporting a neck-kerchief
and clenched jaw, once again exploring post-apocalyptic mysteries, as he did in
Planet of the Apes and The Omega Man. Always a wooden actor,
but in the ‘60s, Heston seemed to imitate the cynical anti-heroes that slightly
younger Eastwood, McQueen, and Newman were playing. While they came across as
young and restless, Heston’s snide, sneering, and stone-faced persona came
across like Hollywood's most spoiled Hollywood square. Heston's either
unbearable or unintentionally hilarious here. Everything he does is so over the
top, right down to mopping his brow with a kerchief. And yes, he's in '70s mode,
with his safari jacket, jaunty cap, and neckerchief, looking like the Village
People's aging uncle—or Charles Nelson Reilly on steroids.
The rest of the cast is filled with great
supporting actors like Brock Peters, Paula Kelly, Whit Bissell, Mike Henry,
Leonard Stone, Cyril Delevanti, and even Dick Van Patten!
| In the future, Taco Tuesday will be but a dim memory! |
Soylent Green is a futuristic
detective film very loosely based on Harry Harrison's Make Room! Make Room! It’s amazing that the similar but far superior Blade Runner came out just 10 years later. The Green movie version barely resembles Harrison’s book, which made
Harry very unhappy. Ironically, the elements people remember most about the
movie aren’t even in the book, including Soylent
Green’s climatic revelation. I think that Harrison’s novel
is probably closer to Joni Mitchell’s Big
Yellow Taxi than Soylent Green’s
futuristic thriller.
Heston is a Manhattan cop trying to solve a
murder in the overpopulated, overheated city—and Charlton brings the
overacting. The murder of a wealthy mogul seems related to the ubiquitous and
mysterious Soylent Green. Hmm…
Despite or perhaps because of an abundance of
dated attitudes, actors, and action—the schlocky Soylent Green is still highly watchable. And there is Heston's
memorable closing line.
| If you don't know its main ingredient, you probably also don't know that Psycho features Janet Leigh's last shower! |
Chuck Henderson's amazing opening title sequence
is truly the best part of Soylent Green.
The documentary film maker does a great job encapsulating the rise and
accelerated growth of the USA. It’s a real jolt, especially when you think
Henderson created this in 1972.
Check it out here: http://www.artofthetitle.com/title/soylent-green/
| Move along, people! Nothing to eat here! |