The Elements of Academic Style by Eric Hayot
Dr. Parenti: We get the grant, we study the problem, we propose solutions. If they listen, they listen. If they don't, it still makes for great research. What we publish on this is gonna get a lot of attention. Colvin: From who? Dr. Parenti: From other researchers, academics. Colvin: Academics?! What, they gonna study your study? [chuckles and shakes head] When do this shit change? — The Wire, Season 4, Episode 13, "Final Grades" It is only within the last few years that I have reluctantly accepted that I deserve that noxious and disreputable label: an academic . Truly, I am doomed. But then, I've yet to meet an academic who isn't keenly aware of the doom. My sentences keep going off in various directions toward what I'm sure would be an incoherent 10,000-word rant about my love/hate relationship with academia. I delete those sentences because I'm not here to rant about academia, but rather to praise a book that serves as both ...