Urianger’s most powerful healing spell works by having his patient suckle the healing juices from his fat wizard tits, and he uses it to save Thancred’s life after the last fight with Ranjit. And any other time Thancred may need it. Or maybe if he just wants a little sip, y’know?

Is he immobilised because of the crystal taking over his body? Or the time slowing spell he used in that one fight backfiring? Some other reason? Who knows, but either way, I want the Exarch award and conscious but unable to move or do anything about it as another character takes advantage of his inability to do anything about it.

Any* female character of your choice feels like her breasts are too small and tries some sort of magic spell or alchemical concoction or other method to make them bigger. They end up growing a lot more than anticipated (anywhere from “disproportionately big” to “immobilized by own boobs”), but the character in question realizes she’s into this outcome. Solo content of her exploring her new breasts and pleasuring herself is great, and if you want to add a ship into it and show her partner’s reaction to her new chest I would love that too. I’m not picky about characters but no twins please. Ty <3

In order to satisfy the elementals, the padjal must make ritual offerings of life-giving aether… or something like that. The excuse you come up with to facilitate it is up to you, OP doesn’t care much as long as the seedseer siblings fuck in weird, ritualistic ways. Bonus points if the incest isn’t normalised and both older sisters are initially uncomfortable with the idea of taking dick from their little brother. Maybe a now deceased padjal like A-Towa-Cant used to fill A-Ruhn’s place in the ritual?

TLDR, Kan-E and Raya fuck the shota.

Please envision the Warriors of Darkness, newly brought to the Source after the Flood of Light meant they were in a situation where their only hope is an ascian offering to help them via ritual suicide. They know Cylva was a traitor. Everyone they knew is probably going to die, and soon. They trust Elidibus as far as they can throw him, and as far as they know, Urianger is his loyal lackey.

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Azem or Emet secretly uses a sex toy on the other in the convocation meeting chambers, during a meeting (or Hythlodaeus sitting in the balcony does it to one or both of them). The receiver tries their best to stay quiet and not let on that they’re being fucked in the middle of the session. Whether they succeed, get noticed (or called out), or have to excuse themself to go finish up somewhere private, is up to you.

A wise man once said “imagine the kinds of sex toys you could make with creation magic, lol”; in that spirit feel free to go nuts with what exactly this toy or toys is/does.

OP prefers f!Azem but it’s not a necessity.

It turns out that Elidibus is attempting to recruit just the right Scion. Urianger is driven by his hope that he will find a solution to whatever dangers the Star is facing and his desire for the salvation of the Source and First alike. Given Elidibus’ true nature this is an absolute feast, and he would very much like to keep the elezen with him, be it through knowledge, promises of eternal life, physical and mental pleasures. (And if he can keep the man focused on hope and salvation all the better.)

Urianger, for his part, wants Elidibus to believe he’s entirely loyal to him and is acting the part. And a part of him really is enjoying Elidibus’ company, lessons and attentions when he can push aside the gnawing guilt.

Bonus points for mind games, sexual use of magic, claw play.

(If you want to go for the bad end: feeding a primal who wants you to be absolutely loyal to him is a dangerous game.)

Character A is fucking male Character B, and after B orgasms for the first time potions get used instead of or mixed with lube. Great for a prostate massage that hugely expands how many orgasms B can go through.

If anyone feels like giving it a go, extra credit if character B is any of the Unsundered, Thancred, Fourchenault (if A is Ameliance), Cyr, or Jullus. I’d rather not have underage characters, incest, Athena, or noncon.

…hear me out. irrepressibly horny male miqo’te gets the vet treatment. his partner (consensually) castrates him, magically, chemically or “traditionally,” to control his libido. he manages to somehow be horny about this as well, at least psychologically if not physically, owing to the previously established castration.

i would apologise but i’m long past shame tbh

Lahabrea has considered his only value serving the Star for as long as he can remember. First for possessing unusual aetheric potential, then as part of the Convocation, and finally as a slave to the Ardor.

He’s untempered now. He still doesn’t feel entirely free or human.

The Warrior of Light is a healer. A relationship builds between them. Lahabrea feels guilty taking pleasure or comfort for himself when far as he’s concerned multitudes died in terror, misery, and pain because of him.

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Back in the World Unsundered, Artemis and Gaia recently got together and those crazy kids just CAN’T get enough of one another. Can’t keep their hands off each other for a second! It doesn’t matter if they’re studying, or supposed to be working, if they’re at a festival or a meeting of the Convocation, hands are gonna end up down somebody’s pants or up somebody’s skirt. They’re gonna give each other little gifts and love notes at every turn, steal kisses in empty hallways and classrooms every chance they get, and they are absolutely going to fuck nasty. They’re deeply, foolishly in love and everybody knows it. A lot of people are really happy for them! Equally as many people (but especially Hades) are very exasperated with them! Let’s talk about it!

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Look. They both rather be fucking Lahabrea but beggars can’t be choosers.

Ideally set after 6.3 but can also be pre pandae raids.

+ points for Hesperos being still in his dracula form
++ points for Erich dub/nonconning Hesperos
+++ points for creative uses of binding magicks

martyn is in dire straits financially and needs gil immediately. luckily there’s some rich folks around ul’dah willing to pay him for some sexual favours — and he doesn’t even have to physically touch them at the start! just go wild, rich folks having any and all kinks u can think of and martyn having to come up with creative uses of blue magic spells to indulge them, whether they want him to use the spells on themselves or for him to use them on himself as they watch. maybe martyn also convinces himself he’s doing it to practice his control over the intensity of spells ;)

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Exarch and the WoL wanna get down n dirty but G’raha hasn’t revealed his identity yet, so he’s very strict about not letting WoL see/touch anything identifying about him. This means blindfolds/binding WoL’s hands so they can’t touch his ears/tail, etc. plus anything else author thinks is fun. WoL may or may not know who he is anyway, but they might be gagged if they try to say G’raha’s name.

Any gender WoL is fine (tailed or bun preferred) but please no Meteor.

We created a universal Docker mod for Tailscale, which lets you slap Tailscale on the side of existing Docker containers from linuxserver.io. In this article, Xe explains how you can use this and why it’s funny.

Off-archetype rares in a draft set

Fewer battles in deck = higher winrate in @limited@mtgzone.com

It’s a problem that WotC thinks that “more powerful cards → more expensive boosters”.

A Time Walk that draws six cards doesn’t cost more to make. But selling it for more makes them more money. They made Modern Horizons at a higher power level and it made them more money than any other set previously had.

Supply/demand–based pricing bungles it again. A system that doesn’t take cost (of creation) nor utility (true long-term value) into account.

Power creep will destroy Magic. 📈💸🌷→💥

The “Duelist Companion” has puzzles that weren’t in the original Duelist run 💁🏻‍♀️