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Cake day: July 29th, 2023
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db2to Lemmy Shitpost•Stop normalizing the Grind and normalize what ever this is.2·18 minutes ago
Park it between the Subuwu and the Patrick.
Belongs in a shitpost community tbh, you can buy other money with dollars too.
db2to Lemmy Shitpost•What's the best way to get rid of an old mattress? Wrong answers only. Worst idea I'll actually do.1·19 hours agoThat’s on Thursdays at the community center.
db2to Lemmy Shitpost•Horses communicate using a variety of vocalizations and noises, most notably neighs (or whinnies), nickers, snorts, and squeals. Other common sounds include blows, groans, sighs, and screams.1·2 days agoDo you want someone to reply with a Nicocado OF screenshot? Because that’s how you get traumatized.
That’s just the color things were in the 90s.
db2to Lemmy Shitpost•Bad Dragon dont even sell dildos any more They just look at you like this.56·2 days agoDildos is mods, politics sex this down.
db2to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Scam Altman says it’ll take another year before ChatGPT can start a timer. An $852 billion company, ladies and gentlemen.31·2 days agoHe’s too busy teaching it how to sexually assault his sister.
db2to Lemmy Shitpost•What's the best way to get rid of an old mattress? Wrong answers only. Worst idea I'll actually do.13·2 days agoEverything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.
db2to Showerthoughts•In a world where all can be delivered a wayward spouse/parent still has "going to buy cigarettes" and "getting gas for the car" as excuses to never come back.3·2 days agobrb gotta go get a gallon of milk
A barrel roll. Clearly.
db2to Lemmy Shitpost•In these uncertain times, it's more important than ever to be discerning and to make sure to get your info from a reliable source.21·3 days agoWho pours ketchup on the fries? Have some dignity.