Makes me think the account is satire, knowing nothing else about it outside this thread

I still can’t tell if you all are shrinking his face or not

China and India

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss

The last mass extinction was 65 million years ago and humans are like 0.2 million years old

why not make people taller/shorter, wider/narrower hips, bigger/smaller boobs, more feminine/masculine face, horns, pointed or alien ears, new sense organs, extra arms, etc.

There was a kerfuffle about Patrick Stewart being bald in the beginning production of TNG but they eventually realized that in their utopian future, no one would care if he was bald or not. Same with gender, body shape, sexual orientation, etc. Everyone is accepted in Star Trek just as they are so there’s not much need for changes

This entire argument assumes no one does anything other than vote

You can call them service members, implying they are selflessly performing some vital service for us! You must spread the propaganda through deliberate misuse of language!

congrats on being the millionth person in this thread including the original artist to not know that words can have one meaning in a scientific context and another different meaning in a culinary context

here’s some more that will blow your mind, peanuts aren’t nuts, peanut butter isn’t butter, starfish aren’t fish, wow much learn

ugh

Québec has an interesting music scene for complicated cultural reasons. Elephant Stone is one of my favorites, like if George Harrison was from Montreal

https://elephantstonemusic.bandcamp.com/album/le-voyage-de-m-lonely-dans-la-lune-2

The other side of this coin is that the banana is the largest herb; the banana tree is the tallest plant that doesn’t produce wood

Of course mixing up culinary and botany meanings deliberately is dumb and leads to people saying things like “a tomato is a fruit” and “a strawberry isn’t a berry” those people can go produce their own wood if you know what I mean

Hell yeah dude, because the bed is comfy. Favorite place to watch shows or game

It would be fun to link some articles from Jan 2017 where the entire news media was like “oh he’s going to change everything about himself and become much more presidential now”

More likely to be a bagholder

Nixon continuing horrible foreign policy doesn’t absolve him. Also he conspired with Hanoi to sabotage LBJ which is straight up treason and extended the war another five years

I just assume when someone uses the word “blockchain” unironically they have no idea how things work

blockchain

Oh is it 2018 again

What makes the Bible/Christianity such a great tool for controlling the masses is that you can take out of it whatever message you want and it’ll be valid and defensible. While at times Jesus was straight up communist he also said

But now he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise a scrip; and he that hath not, let him sell his coat, and buy a sword.

That’s not even counting all the unhinged violence in the OT

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice… fiddle-dee-dee

You have to do this at least five years in advance. Also another option is to put your assets in a trust. But if you do either of these with your house you may lose property tax exemptions like a homestead exemption.