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It only takes me a few minutes to drive home from my office. Its good to just take a breath
Simmering in liminality (farting around)
I’m trying to eat my burger, leave me alone
Edit: wrong link
Sitting in silence. Deciding if I go inside or just keep driving until I run out of gas and never come back.
Wouldn’t we be better off alone? Nobody at home to give us shit. Just do whatever you feel like.
I wait for a good moment to stop my audiobook
What’s on the docket right now?
excellent choice!
Can I join you? Would that be okay? I’ll just sit down here in the passenger seat, and relax a bit. Whatcha watchin’ there?
Porn. And I was trying to masturbate in peace. And could you please get out of my car?
But he just wants to help out.
Am I being the asshole here? Maybe I’m being unfair.
Put the phone up on the dash. I do you, you do me. It doesn’t need to be weird. Don’t make it weird. Shhhh.
I’ll come in after this song, I just got to the chorus
🎶 Ooooooh now I hope that you’re happy
🎶 I hear you somewhere in the sa-a-and
🎶 And how I wish I was an ocean, maybe theeeeen (maybe theeeeeeeen)
🎶 I’d get to see you again