Wow, they really are getting more brazen.

Am I being the asshole here? Maybe I’m being unfair.

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They seem really peaceful and content just living off the land. This will be so easy.

Porn. And I was trying to masturbate in peace. And could you please get out of my car?

Brother, if I were addicted, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t feel so fantastic. Things are going to be okay! I’ve got plans, inventions, we’re gonna make so much money, you’ll see.

I could be wrong, but I believe we are to infer that the poster’s mother and his wife are engaging in a lesbian love affair?

Edit: Unless the poster is married to his mother, in which case they are the same person? So incest, in that case.

I don’t support violence, but you just KNOW he needs the character-building that only a really solid punch to the face could provide. Backpfeifengesicht, or whatever.

“Doctor…gasp…my brain…my heart…they’re…wheeze…incoherent…”

Most creative people don’t profit from their creations. Some do. Most don’t.

He truly is the complete American dream in one package.

What about cunnilingus?

They certainly don’t seem to mind it, at least.

No, but I’m open to it.

“It’s probably malice.”

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Will it blend!?

Adam

They’re also all goops.

You’re not in Virginia, by chance? My all-time favorite place (with caveats) also had an Alabama sauce.

“That’s completely inappropriate! Which distro, asshole!?”