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Gurn at the boss, then leave people questioning whether you just sharted?
POWER MOVE!!!
Going to the bathroom was your mistake. Everyone farts, own it and apologize, going to the bathroom to cry just makes people think you shit yourself.
Please use the specially designed corporate crying booths for all your depression, burn-out, desperation and sadness episodes (one 5-minutes episode a day allowed per Team Friend)
I passed out on the break room sofa for a solid three hours in the middle of the day on my first trip out to my new employer鈥檚 head office
Four-year anniversary is coming up real soon
Heroin nod?
I鈥檓 the Space Noodle, not the Space Needle.
Apparently I exhibit all of the symptoms except for the track marks