No doubt JD Vance will have to explain again to this new pope, who barely knows anything about theology and the catholic dogma, what Jesus’ teachings about the power of the US president really mean. 🙏

- Saved from what? Could it be your careless decisions that led to this landing?

- Let’s not point fingers right now

Please use the specially designed corporate crying booths for all your depression, burn-out, desperation and sadness episodes (one 5-minutes episode a day allowed per Team Friend)

If you average the faces of Orban and Vance you get the right amount of chin, the right amount of forehead, but way too much cheek material

Yes, King Croesus the Average, Apollo-God tells me that you should totally attack King Cyrus the Greaaaaaat, it’s a very good idea 🤭

She’s so dreamy, I bet she’s thinking about other men…

Hedy Lamarr: we could improve the current design of the radio guiding system of these torpedoes

Controversial take: Marilyn Monroe was a somewhat attractive woman. Here, I said it.

I […] fuck strai[gh]t[…]s […]. Just watch! […] President DJT

Wow very brave of him. Respect 🙏

My eyes are up there… and down there. And also left and right. Just please try not to look at the vast emptiness surrounding my eyes

Since porno sites are limited to 18+ people, I suggest you could authenticate yourself by providing the link to a very specific type of videos

You’re making us root for a bloody Islamic dictature killing and torturing its own citizens, you absolute moron.

Amen!

This is so true that Truth itself sounds like a blatant lie in comparison.

How do we know for sure there are 3 million counting officials?

While Nim was in New York, Terrace believed he was learning sign language. But in reviewing the data, Terrace came to a conclusion that surprised almost everyone involved: Nim, he said, was not using language at all. Terrace said that he changed his mind when watching videotapes of Nim (in his classroom). Language requires the use of sentences, and Nim didn’t use sentences. Though Nim recognized and used signs, Terrace said he did not initiate conversation. When Nim combined signs, they tended to be highly repetitive and filled with “wild cards”—words like ME, HUG, NIM, and MORE. For example, Nim’s longest utterance, 16 signs, was: “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.” The videotapes, Terrace argued, proved that Nim mimicked his teachers and used signs strictly to get a reward, not unlike a dog or horse.

And he’s not just a talker! Remember when he ripped his opponents’ dicks off during the TV debate? Finally someone with some guts

Top translation and you’re super nice to have taken the time to write the original text.

However I don’t think the translation was necessary: everybody on lemmy obviously speaks flüssig German.

How many pages are missing, or let me rephrase: did you steal these from the Barkleys Marathons and are the reason nobody finished it this year?

That world, that wonderful utopic world… we could weaponize it!

Yeah killing nazis can be quite arousing

We also have state-funded, community-led, proximity kneecapping services.