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I dated a girl who was autistic once. She loved staring.
She used to make me tell stories to her I knew she wasn’t paying attention to, and then just stare at my eyes from like 3 inches away, haha. She was a weirdo, but I loved her. :3
But are they gonna sue me though?
The older I get, the more times I failed to realise I was being flirted with become clear to me.
I’d have never had time to beat all the Mega Mans if I noticed them all, though. I like to think they’d be proud of me.
I’m proud of you!
Flirting = 90% eye contact + 10% jokes
10% pain, 20% pain, 15% concentrated power of pain, 5% pain, 50% pain, and 100% reason to remember the pain
… thereby sexually harassing them. Life.
If you stared at me like this, I would def get the message
If I wave my hands and murmur “flirt” over and over, perhaps it will cast a spell on them.
If a girl did this to me I would absolutely go out with her
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She talked to me. 🫣
My go to strategy before my current partner, was to go out to a club and find a woman who looked as messed up and drunk as me, start dancing with her, step 3, go back to her place.
That’s too advanced for a shy loser like me 😔
Same. I don’t even think my wife and I would have ended up dating if it weren’t for my cat. We were watching a movie and petting the cat and then he disappeared and we were holding hands. She was a great wingman.
I never really worked out what step 3 actually is, but it seems to be entirely necessary for the success of the mission.
Enchilada bar
And then there are people who say that “all men” by default misinterpret women being nice to them as flirting. Though even if, that might not help when trying to flirt with anyone else.