The Owl bacons at midnight.
Don’t you dare drag me into this!
:troll:
What time do you bacon at???
I DO NOT BACON! I NEVER BACON!
The Owl veganbacons at midnight.
But do you snort??
No that’s a different _owl. Maybe jort_owl
The owl barncomes at bidnight
But do you ever verb your nouns?
When I was in high school, some actually asked me when the Narwhal Bacon’d. Physically, actually.
I had no idea what was happening, and just said midnight because that seemed the most codewordy, and it seemed like he wanted one.
I had no idea what I did, what I made real for them. The grin I saw on the other person…
Was this unforgivable?
smiles are irl upvote. you sir are epic tips fedora
The corgi has a laptop
The Corgi laptops at midnight.
Do you have bears in your house?
I was going to say beans but bears is better.
Beans was a close second, it would have been prime, but how could I pass on a really good rhyme?
You are protected from the terrible secret of shape
Protected from the terrible spectre, even
refer to me by one of my fallen usernames IRL and i will know it’s time to go: i’ll don the Che to Bolivia bald cap disguse and head to the nearest harbor as planned
refer to me by my first username IRL and i bite the cyanide pill in my molar…as you have True Name Power over me a la Earthsea and many fables of old, and my will is therefore forfeit
Going to go up to Australians and ask if they know who dirt owl is, just to see how well versed they are in modern Australian culture
The Dirt Owl should be an animal people make up to confuse people
Wait dirt owls aren’t real? :cri:
Sorry, I don’t eat pigs.
What about porky (bourgeoisie)?
Obviously it’s “Check out This dope ass bear”
le epic owlbacon.
All your beans are belong to us
Gonna start saying this to random people just in case
You never know when a stranger… could turn out to be… black_mold_futures.
Oh I’ll know. It’s the crazy guy ranting about PMC Karens
Are you a fan of polygonal Ursidae?
Just say
we’ll know who you are
beanis
You’ve just outed yourself as a lib.
The correct phase is:
“The owl see double you meat bacons at…” then you take midnight Moscow time and convert it to your local time zone.