This Mario Galaxy movie cross-promotion is wild. Plumbers in space! Brilliant!
Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Artemis II astronauts have a toilet problemEnglish5·4 days ago
Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Iran forces 1,500 US sailors out of key Bahrain base with sustained missile, drone strikes: ReportEnglish30·4 days agoUS Navy rolls out new work-from-home initiative for troops stationed abroad. So progressive!
Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto Slop.@hexbear.net•If Kamala campaigned on "replacing racial preferences in small business loans with preferences for low-income applicants" - she would have won.English16·4 days agoOkay, posting Matty G. with the worst possible take is cheating.
Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Artemis II astronauts have a toilet problemEnglish33·5 days agoshitter’s clogged
Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto copypasta@hexbear.net•TO ANY AND ALL FEDERAL AGENTS BROWSING THIS COMMUNITY:English13·5 days agoI DO NOT GIVE FACEBOOK PERMISSION TO SHARE ANYTHING OF MINE., THAT I HAVE PUT ON THEIR SITE, . PICTURES, CURRENT OR PAST POSTS, PHONE NUMBERS OR EMAILS… ABSOLUTELY NOTHING CAN BE USED IN ANY FORM WITHOUT MY WRITTEN PERMISSION OR VERBAL CONSENT.
Isn’t this how Hans Niemann got banned from professional chess tournaments?
Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto History@hexbear.net•Reminder that Japan proudly killed 20 million Chinese people in WW2, and the overwhelming majority of modern Japan still support their ancestors or deny that Japan did anything wrong to ChinaEnglish9·5 days agoOh. Never mind. There is a link in the post! To some Reddit dingus doing an, “Um, ACKSHUALLY, genociding Gaza isn’t that bad if you think about it!”
… which is about as serious an opinion as me shitposting about holodormammu, I guess
Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto History@hexbear.net•Reminder that Japan proudly killed 20 million Chinese people in WW2, and the overwhelming majority of modern Japan still support their ancestors or deny that Japan did anything wrong to ChinaEnglish20·5 days agobutwhatabout soviet holo-dormammu:
infinity kulak ukrainiverses slain every nanosecond, really makes u think
Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netMto Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Rats Rats we are the RatsEnglish10·5 days agoHello Sir! Welcome to the Rat Café. There’s no rats here, there’s just uh, hamburgers!
Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto Slop.@hexbear.net•Iran diss track on Pete Hegseth is 🔥🔥🔥🔥 (CW: SA , Homophobia & AI)English6·5 days agoYou know. Going out for a slice at Little St. James. I wish I were joking about that.
The purge count just went up by another 10 billion because of this comment.
Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•And then a hero comes along, With the strength to carry on, And you cast your fears asideEnglish12·7 days agoThis shit pisses me off so much because saying shit like “the president should be publicly killed” isn’t A FUCKING THREAT.
This is, though:
"When I see to it that Trump is put to death. It will be the the day the purpose creation put me here for beyond creating. My daughter is fulfilled. (because what she is destined to do for the world is far greater than mine, taking out the orange menace!)”
“ Oh, I’m not just watching!! Either Trump is dead and in the ground by 2026 or I am hunting him down and putting him there. Do you hear that FBI and any other organization that wants to show up at my fucking door? 🚪Put the enemy of the United States in a fucking body bag or I will.”
That’s just two of his extraordinarily deranged fedposts. There’s other very cool posts where he mentions names, places, times, and methods of execution.
Don’t fedpost, folks. That’s nooooo good!
Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netMto Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind.English59·7 days agoincidentally i think he’s also this guy
Close. That’s Spenser Rapone. He and Prysner host a podcast together, Eyes Left.
Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netMto Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Today: Itamar Ben-Gvir posts video where he displays the new execution chamber Israel has built to mass murder Palestinians. [Content Warning: Noose]English25·7 days agoThe video is real, and I was able to source it back to an invite-only Telegram channel run by Ben-Gvir’s staff. What he’s saying translates to:
“Look, the Iranians say I’m dead. I’m dying to execute the terrorists! «gestures to the noose» For the terrorists.”
The context is slightly off, but it isn’t enough to warrant removing the post. That specific gallows is not purpose-built for Palestinians—it’s the one that was used to hang Adolf Eichmann in 1962. He frequently uses the words ‘Palestinian’ and ‘terrorist’ interchangeably, so it’s an understandable mix-up.
Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netto memes@hexbear.net•what could they possibly want???English24·8 days agoGrok can you summarize this for me? What does this have to do with white genocide in South Africa?
Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netMto Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•"There's no such thing as Israeli Culture!" Well explain this liberalEnglish30·8 days agoThe culinary equivalent of shoot-and-cry.
Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netMto Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•RIP Jonathan, 1832-2026English16·8 days agoThe world has lost its oldest, largest, dryest boy. :'(
Pretty sure. Threw a trash bag into space.