Skyrim taught me that eating 20 cheese wheels in a row is supposed to improve my health
Why is your cheese holding a knife against you?
Presumably for the same reason I hold a knife against my cheese: to fucking cut me.
Aged white cheddar may be my kryptonite.
I love aged cheddar. It鈥檚 not the fanciest, but I like Trader Joe鈥檚 Unexpected Cheddar. And I wish I鈥檇 noted the brand of that manchego years ago. And the double cream brie. Mmm, I could go for some cheese.
Balderson鈥檚 in Canada is my pick! The 5 year aged is perfect, although anything over 2 years is good too. Unexpected Cheddar huh? Tempted to import. I know not fancy but doesn鈥檛 matter I want to try haha.
I want an entire tub of smoked bleu cheese rn. 馃い
I just want to know what the knife is in this metaphor.
Lactose Intolerance