And on the Seventh day God rested - and I think we should keep the tradition going.
Dog Tax
Bro with a mo.
Panda with a Mighty Mo!
A 'stache to make Sam Elliott jealous.
Look at that glorious mustache.
He’s rocking the Hulk Hogan moustache
What a beautiful face!
Thinking about getting back into the dating scene, and the moment I thought of it 2 flies landed on my arm and started going at it :(
Come on flies read the room.
But then I realised I’ve never seen 2 flies fornicating (I don’t think, at least not on me). So I had to wonder… my google question “How long do flies fuck for” and the result was 30-120 minutes which was surprising and makes me feel even more inadequate.
Should make you feel more than adequate that if we must humans can get the job done in a timely manner
Does that include foreplay or a chat first or straight in?
they also make 500 kids at a time
Gibson’s blood test came back with no issues! She must just be sleeping a bit extra as she gets older
Hey that’s great!!
Bit of set back, just found out the fun little procedure I had 10mths ago has done nothing and may in fact have made things worse (small reversal will fix that). Doc is very surprised at the results, so it’s on for more tests and looking at what else can be done that’s not removing that whole area of my person.
Feels bad man, but hopefully we can move onto better things soon.
hugs, 🤞🤞🤞
I had a bath with a pineapple shaped bath fizzer that made the water turn radioactive pine lime cordial colour.
just colour?
Yeah. It looked delicious but dangerous too.
cool
Little one starts grade 2 today. Where does the time go?
Mine just started to crawl. It really does just blow by doesn’t it.
Edit: Time. Not the kid. He’s still pretty slow.
race-car speed baby vrooooooming
Once they get going they can be surprisingly fast
My daughter is 2 years away from finishing high school. I still remember her in her primary school clothes.
I ain’t ready.
I have no idea.
Seems like just a short time ago miss seagon was a tiny cute poppet.
Kept dreaming about religious iconography and a white hippo, so I’ll be starting my very own cult any day now.
The House of Fungus sounds good!
🦛
I discovered the most beautiful poem by an Australian poet - Erin Hanson, the other day:
There is freedom waiting for you,
on the breezes of the sky.
And you ask, “What if I fall?”
Oh, but my darling, “What if you fly?
When we wake up and have to deal with the consequences of late night emails….
what have you done now
Volunteered myself for something I’d rather not do
Hit my daily brick wall and the damn things seems extra reinforced. So many frustrations at work today, I’m feeling sorry for the people in my BJJ class this evening.
I hear you. After 4 straight hours of meetings my brain is fried, so it’s couch time over here
so tired, so sore, need hugs and better meds
Big hugs
Hugs & hope you’re feeling better soon
💊
🫂 💉
I always see that hug emoji as a film projector
Ha. Second day in a row there’s been a miscommunication with a client.
On the plus side she’s safe and well and I got paid for a two hour shift where I sat around or did my own Aldi run. 😁Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋
A stiff drink and some good deodorant please
🥃🧴
Espresso martini and to be fanned by a fit man in booty shorts plz
👨🚒🪭☕️🍸
🩲
Fasting blood test has now been done, so I would like to order All The Things please.
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋
VB long neck and a four and twenty thanks
🍺🦒🕓💷
Cheers mate 🍻
If I lie in bed all I think of is pain, need some distraction
I put a movie on, was asleep before the opening titles ended 👍
About to pack to go live at my parents for 6 days but as luck would have it, I’m due to do laundry so all I have to do is throw my clothes in the direction of my suitcase rather than pack them nicely.