Do we get to smash a piano with sledgehammers?

Hoppy birthday! All the beers you could want are coming your way.

Yes. Still do when I can. However, the big white ones that spring up in people’s lawns have 2 different sorts - one is edible & delicious. The other sort looks identical, but if you lightly score the white top with a fingernail and the mark turns yellow, they may give you a tummyache but won’t kill you. The yellow staining ones have a mild toxin that really upsets some people’s stomachs, but doesn’t affect others. I know a few spots that are reliable for goldtops too, but don’t always get there before the locals.

Thanks chef. A little ray of sunshine is what I am not rn.

This has happened to me before. I felt blessed by the jigsaw gods.

If you’re feeling chilly today - consider this heat wave in Iceland

Hot dogs are boiled. Sausage sizzles are ‘broiled’. One little consonant makes a mighty difference to the end result.

Advertising to the gullible. Which includes practically everyone who sees XXX-free on the label and thinks “That’s gotta be better for me!”. I am looking forward to fat-free soap.

Ain’t nuthin better than fresh hot blueberry scones with lashings of cream. Jam optional but goes on top.

I’ll have the third option down on the second menu from the right - with a large No.13 from the drinks menu. Please say thank you to the delivery robot for yesterday’s breakfast - very fast and efficient service that should be appreciated.

Spice it up by pretending to get bitten/clawed, or the patient runs around the clinic so you have to chase it down with a towel …

Like, customer service or treatment/first aid role plays?

I’ve tried 12 mins at 120 deg - eggs were room temperature and worked well for hard boiled. Doing the same with eggs from the fridge resulted in cooked whites and runny yolks.
EDIT: both above were in an airfryer.

Hugs. Start planning recovery time - the planning helps occupy the mind.

Second Alamutjones’ Step 4. Include Step 5: Pizza

Looking outside at this glorious sunny day - enjoy it while it lasts co it ain’t gonna last.

Mixed. I think they just bag the accumulated poop. I understand its mostly elephant poop as they produce so much.

Thanks!

I believe you can buy ZooPoo from Royal Melbourne Zoo, maybe Werribee as well. Yes, vegies do grow well in it.

eep

Wimdy alright, and will get worse. The purple spiral of doom incoming.