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new horror movie idea: moon-sized bed bugs

hyena incels: both :(

🎶HEEEEEAD SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES!🎶

i have lost mucho sleep over the fact that even holding my breath while using an air dryer doesn’t prevent poop gems being blasted into my pores 💀

she means well :] i think she’s worried that my being single is contributing to my depression. maybe it is? i don’t feel like it is but who knows

i feel like the main thing contributing to my depression is not having a full time job lol

I would also like to overcome this

not even for myself. because my roommate is on a mission to get me a girlfriend and I don’t feel capable of loving myself let alone another person and it’s driving me nuts

Adderall (NYC, USA) still

so when we all switching to Internet 2 over ham radio? (i need to get my license)

OHHHHHH now I get it 🤦‍♀️

hello i am a lesbian who enjoys scissoring
it doesn’t look like it does in porn though. the geometry is different

I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going, but apparently not enough to know how the fuck we got here to begin with…?

life, uh. finds a way

“you can tell it’s an X because of the way it is” is a permanent fixture in my stupid joke library

my favorite parody of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KJ-cOoOW-Y

I'm laughing for real right now

LMAO

lol which white guy is that

every time i think I’ve encountered peak “worst timeline” some new shit tops it by a mile

so many of my 100 and 200 level STEM classes were like this in no small part due to the instructors not wanting to teach. they were being forced to teach as part of their employment contract but their main work was research

i resented them for turning their lack of ability to get a position that didn’t require teaching into my problem because they refused to give the slightest effort towards actually explaining the material

doing problems from the textbook on the overhead projector with near-zero explanation is dogshit teaching