Trump can annex Greenland without having an uncomfortable number of brown people to deal with. The same is not true for Venezuela.
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WoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.netto askchapo@hexbear.net•Why would Venezuela be "uninvestable" but fucking Greenland a quicker ROI?English7·3 months ago
WoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.netto chat@hexbear.net•My mom has been watching that "My 600lbs Life" show and I have to say, this Dr Now guy has the easiest job in medicine.English4·4 months ago600 lbs is huge, but not bedridden. People can still move at that weight, with difficulty. And really, if you have the right career, you can limit your daily physical activity to an incredibly small amount.
WoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.netto traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns@hexbear.net•Trans Megathread from November 24th, 2025 to November 30th, 2025English9·5 months agoIt really depends on your levels. How do your levels at trough look? You need to be able to answer that question yourself. Do not rely on a doctor simply telling you your levels are fine. They often lie.
WoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.netto Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•It'd be funny if humans met Extraterrestrial Life and it turned out hey looked like the goofy ass little Grey AliensEnglish16·5 months agoWould be much more terrifying if the aliens actually acted like those grey aliens from the stories.
The version of aliens I found most terrifying are those that are actually far too human. Or, they are at least willing to treat us the way we’ve treated other creatures and other humans at times.
The most terrifying aliens are those that simply, at a fundamental level, do not recognize us as people. Whatever their definition of personhood is, we’re not part of it. Our pain means nothing. Our destruction means nothing. Our suffering means nothing. They’ll perform medical experiments on or disect someone alive without anesthesia, simply because they consider us no more worthy of personhood than we would consider rocks and trees worthy of it. To them, we are only collections of atoms, and we have zero moral value or agency.
Imagine being at the mercy of a being that has access to God like technology, but simply does not believe you have any moral value. Imagine a being that would happily and calmly flay you alive and afterwards honestly believe that they have done nothing wrong.
To me, that is the scariest kind of alien. One that treats humans exactly how we often treat other creatures.
WoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.netto Slop.@hexbear.net•JD Vance slammed for saying he hopes his Hindu wife will ‘join Christianity’English38·5 months agoWhat a coincidence. I hope that JD Vance will join Jesus soon.
WoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•U.S. sees 5.7 million more childless women than expected, fueling a "demographic cliff"English38·7 months agoAnimals in captivity usually don’t breed in large numbers. The animals we domesticated historically were the handful of weird species that would breed in captivity.
Humans are animals. The more and more people feel they are in captivity, the fewer children they will have.
WoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•FBI releases Charlie Kirk shooting person-of-interest photos, offers $100k bountyEnglish12·7 months agoGait analysis.
WoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•[cw: transphobia, nazi shit] Robert Westman: Minneapolis ‘gunman’ was son of church employeeEnglish28·8 months agoEven most “allies” view their support more as humoring or an act of common decency than any actual endorsement of trans identities. Many folks don’t actually view you as your gender. They just either respect you enough to call you the right pronouns, or they just consider it common decency.
But when a trans person does something horrible, something truly unforgivable? Suddenly that person isn’t worthy of respect anymore, so there’s no point in humoring their identity. If you actually believe trans identities are “valid,” then you won’t misgender someone, even if they’re a childremoved serial killer. Cisgender women don’t get called men and thrown in men’s prisons if they commit acts of brutal violence. Their gender isn’t invalidated, because their identity is not conditional. Most “allies” view respect for trans identities as conditional. For some, this means that true monsters are worthy of misgendering. For others, it means any time a trans person says something mean to them they’re worthy of misgendering.
WoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.netto traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns@hexbear.net•*Permanently Deleted*English3·8 months agodeleted by creator
WoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.netto traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns@hexbear.net•Trans Megathread from August 18th, 2025 to August 24th, 2025English3·8 months agoYou could 3D print one of these things, custom designed by trans folks for just this purpose. I could post the STL files if someone knows a good place to easily upload and share 2 MB or so of files. This contraption won’t make the draw go any faster, but it will make it so you can set it up, walk away, and go do something else while the syringe is filling.
WoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.netto traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns@hexbear.net•Trans Megathread from August 18th, 2025 to August 24th, 2025English6·8 months agoGood. The world needs more whimsy!
WoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Minnesota teen says server forced her to prove her gender in restaurant bathroom (cw: SA)English1·8 months agoEh that’s what she wishes on others.
WoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Minnesota teen says server forced her to prove her gender in restaurant bathroom (cw: SA)English52·8 months agoNah. Men’s prison.
WoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Minnesota teen says server forced her to prove her gender in restaurant bathroom (cw: SA)English191·8 months agoProsecute her for sex crimes and force her to serve her sentence in a men’s prison.
WoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.netto traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns@hexbear.net•Trans Megathread from August 11th, 2025 to August 17th, 2025English2·8 months agodeleted by creator
WoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.netto Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•*Permanently Deleted*English8·8 months agoNah. See what we need to do is to harness racism for world peace! Just hear me out!
OK here’s what we do. We invent, from whole cloth, an entirely new racial phenotype. Make it one that still is clearly human, but has features that no actual living human being could ever be mistaken for. We create this imaginary racial phenotype. Then we scapegoat THEM for all the world’s problems! We create AI videos showing people of this imaginary group committing crimes. We create botnets to slander the group and spread false statistics about their high levels of criminality. We create and spread elaborate conspiracy theories pinning countless historical crimes on their backs. We create a whole backstory and imaginary history from them. Their homeland will be some island continent in the South Pacific that doesn’t actually exist. But the headlines will still report on waves of boat people of this imaginary group invading the shorelines of nations the world over.
And we get everyone in on this. People of every race and nationality can vilify this group. All of humanity will be unified in our absolute revulsion for this completely imaginary racial group. If we can’t solve racism, we’ll just direct all the racism against a group that doesn’t actually exist! We’ll solve racism…with racism!
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WoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.netto Science@hexbear.net•Brain drain of US climate scientists may signal shift in scientific gravityEnglish4·8 months ago^center of
WoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Harvard scientist suggests what looks like a comet might be alien technologyEnglish17·8 months agoThis is what happens when you want to be the Ancient Aliens guy but you suffer from male pattern baldness.
The DNC will push through a new candidate. One that has a clear bipartisan track record, having actually run in the past in both Democratic and Republican primaries. They’ll nominate someone who can finally reach the Republican voters they’ve been struggling to win over for decades.
Say hello to your new 2028 Democratic presidential candidate…David Duke!
Don’t forget to vote blue, no matter who!