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Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.cato World News@lemmy.world•Israeli police are violently suppressing our growing anti-war protestsEnglish11·9 hours agoOkay, totally hypothetical scenario here. What would happen if America bombed Israel?
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.cato politics @lemmy.world•Trump’s Iran War Leaves the US Looking Weakened to AdversariesEnglish3·9 hours agoThey literally had to do nothing. Couldn’t even get that right.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.cato FoodPorn@lemmy.world•Ukrainian borscht with sour creamEnglish2·9 hours agoCan you make it with chicken or pork? Beef’s too expensive for my budget.
Birds or donkeys?
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.cato news@lemmings.world•Retired Army general says US may need ‘Nuremberg’ like trials for Trump’s ‘illegal orders’ in Iran warEnglish2·14 hours agoOh I agree, but let’s not be too hasty at the final stage. I believe the orange cum rag has more than earned a slow and painful demise.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.cato Political Memes@lemmy.world•When their demented POTUS threatens nuclear genocideEnglish1·17 hours agoFound the Warhammer 40k guy
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.cato news@lemmings.world•Retired Army general says US may need ‘Nuremberg’ like trials for Trump’s ‘illegal orders’ in Iran warEnglish11·18 hours agoNot too swift.
Yes, well, the raping children was what caused me to first question the current American political leadership but that’s just me apparently.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.cato Science Memes@mander.xyz•Knock knock, no one’s there. Study finds scientists’ jokes mostly fall flatEnglish1·1 day agoI made a joke in Chemistry class, but there was no reaction.
Named ours after a bird and funny kid’s song.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.cato Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•Trump Freaks Out After Tucker Carlson Implies He’s the AntichristEnglish11·1 day agoHitler didn’t claim “bone spurs” to avoid serving his country during a shooting war.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.cato Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Some things were better in the good old daysEnglish2·1 day agoThe family has a fridge that’s been going strong since before the fall of the Berlin Wall.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.cato World News@lemmy.world•Pope says Trump's threat to destroy Iranian civilization is 'truly unacceptable'English6·1 day agoThey kept five… uh… THREE!
Luckiest folks in the human race. Furthest from Trump.
Before exam - Scumbag Brain: Bro I got you, come on let’s go grab a drink!
During exam - Scumbag Brain: Dude they totally didn’t cover any of this shit.
After Exam - Scumbag Brain: Oh hey buddy, you know all those answers you were looking for, here you go! Wow dude, you fucked up MAJOR.
I prefer the Black Knight.
BL-K-7NT.
True, but the “way” you have fun can change.
Except for video games. That shit is gonna be eternal for my ass.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.cato News@lemmy.world•The US Torpedoed an Unarmed Ship. Who Are the Good Guys Again? | The WalrusEnglish17·2 days agoOh I don’t know. I think the Israelis are convinced they’re the good guys.
Tabernak ostie!!!