Tabernak ostie!!!

You’re a vampire?

Okay, totally hypothetical scenario here. What would happen if America bombed Israel?

They literally had to do nothing. Couldn’t even get that right.

Can you make it with chicken or pork? Beef’s too expensive for my budget.

Birds or donkeys?

Oh I agree, but let’s not be too hasty at the final stage. I believe the orange cum rag has more than earned a slow and painful demise.

Found the Warhammer 40k guy

Not too swift.

Yes, well, the raping children was what caused me to first question the current American political leadership but that’s just me apparently.

I made a joke in Chemistry class, but there was no reaction.

Named ours after a bird and funny kid’s song.

Hitler didn’t claim “bone spurs” to avoid serving his country during a shooting war.

The family has a fridge that’s been going strong since before the fall of the Berlin Wall.

They kept five… uh… THREE!

Luckiest folks in the human race. Furthest from Trump.

Before exam - Scumbag Brain: Bro I got you, come on let’s go grab a drink!

During exam - Scumbag Brain: Dude they totally didn’t cover any of this shit.

After Exam - Scumbag Brain: Oh hey buddy, you know all those answers you were looking for, here you go! Wow dude, you fucked up MAJOR.

I prefer the Black Knight.

BL-K-7NT.

True, but the “way” you have fun can change.

Except for video games. That shit is gonna be eternal for my ass.

Oh I don’t know. I think the Israelis are convinced they’re the good guys.