Time Machine door wobbles open Jerry you better not be buying from that man in Ur!

“Ok sir we understand but the ‘pound me’ booty shorts and assless chaps are not appropriate for a national park”

Birds at my feeder are the opposite. The millisecond it runs out of seed the yard turns into 28 Days Later.

This topic really suits OP.

Sheen also sold but he had a bloody 2 dollar bill that he would use to snort Purple Flurp. Carl was a much better option.

Carl never made Jimmy listen to his SoundCloud album while he is forced to sandbag in Smash Bros to avoid Carl freaking out.

Diogenes would approve

I blocked myself so if I make any spelling misteaks I can’t see the comment.

CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷☝️

BRAZIL ONCE AGAIN NÚMERO UNO 🏆🏆🏆🏆🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

Santa looks mildly concerned

Damn the 2005 humor was so highbrow.

Boobs = upvotes

C’mon what is Pennsylvania going to do?

Beer before queer you’re in the clear

Or a neutral Newman?

Why would J.D Vance use Bluesky and not X/Truth Social?

The pretzel bags are going to shrink even more.

When playing video games is too hard so you have to stream react content.

I never asked for this