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Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•No. I only measure the distance traveled. My personal best is 3.5 feet4·4 days agoSomething you should be proud of
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Picture of elongated people with their arms raised in happiness2·5 days agoIsn’t that the best prescription for any thing that is wrong with you
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Avoid back issues. Use your arms when lifting things2·10 days agoLOL. Love the idea
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Most people have no idea how the "name" of this position came about and how it is still used today18·11 days agothere was one particular sex position was most conducive to making babies: the missionary position. It is alleged that medieval Church authorities made the assertion for centuries, not based on scientific evidence, but on some vague thoughts about gravity.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Now this is an interesting question. What sound would you like it to make?12·20 days agoit would be harmless and so much fun if cocks getting hard made a noise AND nipples getting nice, hard, and erect also made a noise
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Now maybe I'm delusional. But I got myself one of these in hopes of performing to standing room only audiences1·22 days agoPrior to my performances I plan on giving a short historical description of how they were used. It all came about because the musician would orally play a flute while using the clarinet
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Now maybe I'm delusional. But I got myself one of these in hopes of performing to standing room only audiences2·22 days agoActually in my practice sessions I have been doing it in a crouch
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Now maybe I'm delusional. But I got myself one of these in hopes of performing to standing room only audiences8·22 days agoYes I can orally play the clarinet. But I haven’t gotten far in my concert bookings. Looking for a new hook to increase my popularity as a musician
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The spirit is willing but the body is weak2·23 days agoI wonder how young a guy would have to be to go 3 times in the space of 3 hours
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The spirit is willing but the body is weak4·23 days agoEven if you can manage getting it stiff it hurts too much
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Get your nose in there and soak up the natural aroma92·23 days agoYou need to have a dirty mind to think that a picture of flowers is in anyway sexual
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I figured OK I'll give it a try. But before I even got it out they were screaming at me3·23 days agomade me laugh way too hard
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Just starting my spring planting and want to add some new statues to it3·23 days agomouth guards can protect your teeth from wiry hair
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Just starting my spring planting and want to add some new statues to it2·23 days agoLooks like someone just gave him anal
bright lights foot switch. I miss it
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Saving the climate with birthday party streamers that are part reusable metal4·30 days agoI never thought of using those party streamers in other body areas that exhaust air
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Saving the climate with birthday party streamers that are part reusable metal4·30 days agoYes. What we consider small things like banning plastic bags all adds up.
Nostalgia is just another fun thing for those who love studying history.
That’s a touching memorial. Until the end comes cherish each ass encounter the two of you have