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Mickey7OPto Lemmy Shitpost•No. I only measure the distance traveled. My personal best is 3.5 feet4·6 days agoSomething you should be proud of
Mickey7OPto Lemmy Shitpost•Picture of elongated people with their arms raised in happiness2·7 days agoIsn’t that the best prescription for any thing that is wrong with you
Mickey7to History Memes@piefed.social•"Wow, this Hitler guy really took some of the heat off us"English6·9 days agoMost people are unaware that during the period when the nazis still allowed Jews to leave most all “western” countries either denied them or had immigration levels set very very low.
Mickey7OPMtoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•Have you ever been led into doing a threesome with a couple only to find out their real intention was letting the husband blow you?English1·12 days agoI always thought a guy could suck a cock better than a woman because he has one and knows how it all works. And I was right
Mickey7OPMtoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•Have you ever been led into doing a threesome with a couple only to find out their real intention was letting the husband blow you?English1·12 days agoSo if you were in the exact same situation how would you have handled it?
Mickey7OPto Lemmy Shitpost•When the profit margin on the warranty is much larger than on the product itself1·12 days agoI don’t know
LOL. Love the idea
Mickey7OPMtoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•Have you ever been led into doing a threesome with a couple only to find out their real intention was letting the husband blow you?English2·12 days agoInteresting take on the incest aspect of it. How did you decide who to finish with?
Mickey7OPto Lemmy Shitpost•Most people have no idea how the "name" of this position came about and how it is still used today18·13 days agothere was one particular sex position was most conducive to making babies: the missionary position. It is alleged that medieval Church authorities made the assertion for centuries, not based on scientific evidence, but on some vague thoughts about gravity.
Mickey7OPto Lemmy Shitpost•Now this is an interesting question. What sound would you like it to make?12·22 days agoit would be harmless and so much fun if cocks getting hard made a noise AND nipples getting nice, hard, and erect also made a noise
Mickey7OPto Lemmy Shitpost•Now maybe I'm delusional. But I got myself one of these in hopes of performing to standing room only audiences1·24 days agoPrior to my performances I plan on giving a short historical description of how they were used. It all came about because the musician would orally play a flute while using the clarinet
Mickey7OPto Lemmy Shitpost•Now maybe I'm delusional. But I got myself one of these in hopes of performing to standing room only audiences2·24 days agoActually in my practice sessions I have been doing it in a crouch
Mickey7OPto Lemmy Shitpost•Now maybe I'm delusional. But I got myself one of these in hopes of performing to standing room only audiences8·24 days agoYes I can orally play the clarinet. But I haven’t gotten far in my concert bookings. Looking for a new hook to increase my popularity as a musician
I wonder how young a guy would have to be to go 3 times in the space of 3 hours
Even if you can manage getting it stiff it hurts too much
You need to have a dirty mind to think that a picture of flowers is in anyway sexual
Mickey7OPto Lemmy Shitpost•I figured OK I'll give it a try. But before I even got it out they were screaming at me3·25 days agomade me laugh way too hard
Mickey7OPto Lemmy Shitpost•Just starting my spring planting and want to add some new statues to it3·25 days agomouth guards can protect your teeth from wiry hair
Mickey7OPto Lemmy Shitpost•Just starting my spring planting and want to add some new statues to it2·25 days agoLooks like someone just gave him anal
That’s a touching memorial. Until the end comes cherish each ass encounter the two of you have