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Mickey7OPto Lemmy Shitpost•Text book that started out with a child running to greet his father2·1 hour agoNot sure but a good guess.
Hopefully they were in good shape.
Mickey7OPto Lemmy Shitpost•I used to love to get used text books that a previous owner made notes in4·2 hours agoStarted out as a kid running to greet father. Ended up with father on skateboard trying to fry the kid’s head
I most often say my little batcave and she thinks it’s hilarious
I’ve had people ask me to do them because they had a headache and my doing them would help them. Because I’m nice I readily complied
I can’t think of anything less fun than having sex with someone who isn’t interested in doing it when you ask them
I also had a car with the multiple CD’s in the trunk. I think it was a Mercedes
I remember having a car that had a deck for 5 CD’s in the glove box
You walk into a place with a big sign that says nude strip club. When you go in if you see nude people you can’t be outraged. You knew exactly what type of place you were walking into.
Lemmy like most all social media is overwhelmingly used by YOUNG people. A majority of young people think a like. Nothing new there.
If you go to a social media platform and are annoyed at the opinions of young people, then leave.
Mickey7OPto Lemmy Shitpost•One of the most interesting things that happens when you are old25·7 days agoIf you live your life based on a narrative and not undeniable facts you constantly have to revise history
Mickey7OPto Lemmy Shitpost•One of the most interesting things that happens when you are old4·7 days agoall history is biased. The thing that history really doesn’t address is at that very moment what was the attitude of the regular Joe.
I always find it fascinating how you can post something satirical or just funny and you get reply messages from those who just don’t get it. We all have a different perspective on reality based on age, gender, your environment etc. and I guess that explains it
Mickey7OPMtoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•Anyone doing anything sex related that's special because it's Valentine's Day?English3·10 days agoThis actually happened last night so technically not Valentine’s Day.
GF and I out to dinner with her friend Mia. Mia was sort of bummed out because she currently has no boyfriend. She feels bad about her body appearance. She has convinced herself that she is alone because she just isn’t attractive. And to make it worse tomorrow is Valentine’s Day which was always a special day for her.
My GF invites her back to the house for some more booze and hoping to cheer her up.
I finally say to Mia, “I think you’re very attractive and any guy would love to fuck you”
My GF gives me a wink, like it’s OK do it.
I go over to Mia and kiss her. I start squeezing her tits. She is already moaning. She craves the attention. I remove her shirt and bra and start sucking on her nipples. I stand her up and with her assistance pull down her pants and panties. I position her to kneel in front of me. I say, “please take it out.”
She pulls out my stiff cock and starts sucking on it. My GF is still fully clothed and smiling.
I finally say, “I’m going to show you how attractive you really are by giving you a good fucking.”
We all head to the bedroom. Now all 3 of us are naked. My GF is rubbing Mia’s back telling her to relax.
Mia lays down and she is so wet my cock glides right into her. My nude GF is making me even hotter by saying stuff like, “Mia, are you enjoying Ted’s cock?”
I finally take a breath and ask Mia, “is it OK to cum in you?” She says, “Yes, it’s been so long.”
I get back to her incredibly wet pussy and really explode. One of those ejaculations that just never seems to end.
We eventually all clean up and get dressed and Mia is finally smiling having regained her confidence.
I was just happy to help and provide her with an early Valentine’s Day gift.
Post script. After she left my GF rode me she came and I was able to manufacture some fresh cum for her too,
Isn’t amazing how the user that made that comment goes unrecognized by the literary world? Probably wasting their talents with some joke job when they could be writing block buster screen plays
You may save it. And now do your best to receive the same type of private messages for the content that you post to brighten up others. Best of Luck.
That is a beautiful story. Thank you so much for telling it.
Mickey7OPto Lemmy Shitpost•You're feeling depressed. You feel like a loser. Then you get in an elevator and see this sign. Now you know there are others way more mentally crippled than you21·11 days agoThere really is no application in this for a woman. Long shot but maybe an erect nipple?
I thought it was bullshit. Thanks for confirming it.