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Scarborough Town Centre

from A library called Calder by Epic & Deadly Stare

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lyrics

Intro
We go straight to the moon and can’t identify silver spoons
Slam you to the ground like Gorilla Monsoon
Too soon in June and noon in Saskatoon
Or North Side Raider dressed in maroon
Six
Six intake pipes
Six
Six intake pipes

Verse 1
Six intake pipes exactly deliver water to treatment plants on the shoreline from Oakville to Hamilton
I always find the temperature of this place is low
I always find my pace of my life is slow
I always find the wrong temperature of jackets
When I’m in between seasons
Hospitals on the ridge near hills and rivers
I seen the sunset over Scarborough
Man, I’ve seen some crazy sunsets, coyote death
But other circumstances have me in the south part of the Lake County
In southern Ontario
On the way to terrible Pearson Airport
I can feel Conspiracy’s presence near me
I’m near the Scarborough mall
Pretending rappers are out to get me over there out in the parking lot
They dress different
Ugly shirts specific
I’m gonna go for roti, there is lots around here

Chorus
You clowns can’t enter the Scarborough Town Centre
You have such sexy eyes eating Mexi-Fries
You clowns can’t enter the Scarborough Town Centre

Verse 2
When nothing is going right I need you to stand by me
I’m gonna go to Pickering, walk over the overpass station
Looking down at the cars
Everyone loves a star
But no one seems to come around when he starts to fall to the ground
Let’s take this back to nuclear reactors on the shores of Lake Ontario
I carry lots in my backpack
But I can’t pay at The Bay
“This counter is exclusive to Hugo Boss”
Find another counter
Stores aren’t meeting their loss targets because too many of you aren’t helping in this ecosystem to succeed
I got what you need and that’s an Irish smile
I love to make my raps totally def
So people drive in from Oshawa
Imma general on the mic
Tell me my dear
You will meet defeat on Ellesmere Street

Chorus
You clowns can’t enter the Scarborough Town Centre
You have such sexy eyes when you eat Mexi-Fries
You clowns can’t enter the Scarborough Town Centre
You have such sexy eyes when you want Mexi-Fries
You clowns can’t enter the Scarborough Town Centre
Sucker

credits

from A library called Calder, released April 25, 2025
Written and performed by Epic
Produced and mixed by Deadly Stare

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Operating out of Toronto, Canada since 1996, Hand'Solo Records is devoted to releasing quality hip hop that is creative, clever and often experimental. Early releases, now out of print, include Buck 65, Sixtoo, Moka Only, and others. Currently home to The Dirty Sample, Ol' Gorilla Bones, Epic, Tachichi, No Town Vandal, Fortunato, Magick Show and Mickey O'Brien. ... more

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