OK, they don’t call it a chore coat. They call it a Vintage Flex Firehose™ Coat. I needed a new chore coat, since the one I’d been using was given to someone who needed it a lot more.
A chore coat, or barn coat, or “jacket closest to the mudroom door,” is a sturdy garment you are not the least bit afraid of getting dirty. It may or may not have had a previous, dressier, life before becoming the go-to messy yard work garment for cool weather. It should have pockets, no loose or floppy things that can snag, be washable (or hoseable), and ideally comfortable. The fit is probably a little loose, especially in the shoulders, but not so loose that it gets in the way or hampers work. Color is not important, because it will be dirt colored at some point.
I had been using an insulated canvas jacket that was too big. It got washed and given away when my back was turned. The person who got it really needed something like that, and it fit him better. However, that left me doing yard work in a less-than-great jacket. So, come the holidays, I let it be known that a new chore coat was needed. Family members gave me a gift card, and I started looking.
Firehose™ canvas is heavy, stiffer than the usual garment canvas, somewhat water resistant, and rose resistant. It is smooth enough that it doesn’t snag easily, something that helps plant material stay in the Great Outdoors. Once I put this thing on, I stop noticing the weight. It has lots of shoulder space, pockets that don’t collect dirt unless I’m really tossing loam around*, and the pockets are very sturdy. It is dirt colored, natch. The jacket has no insulation, but that’s what layers are for, and when I’m going up and down ladders, or shoveling dirt, or moving leaves, or bending and twisting to weed under roses, or … I get warm without much help.
The coat is longer than what I used to wear, which isn’t a bad thing. The two-way zipper means I can undo the bottom for mobility if I need to, not that I need to very often. The length also helps keep some of the dirt off**. Even Sweetbriar and Lydie Rose have trouble getting thorns through the canvas, a major plus. They skitter off the surface, although I’m not going to go out of my way to test just how thornproof this coat is. That’s what leather rose gauntlets are for.
I’d recommend the chore coat to ladies who really get into dirty yard work, people who need an abrasion and puncture resistant every-day coat (dog owners with mouthy puppies, perhaps?), and anyone who tends to have soil leap onto her from six feet away. It is not lightweight, and come summer, it will probably be a little much, but that’s why I work before the sun is really up.
*I was digging and tossing dirt and leaves and sticks out of the gutter, from a shorter-than-deal step ladder. Dirt flew far enough that I found it in pockets.
**Dirt will find a way. I mean, when dirt and leaves get down the collar of a closed-collar flannel shirt … I was impressed.
FTC Disclaimer: I purchased this coat with a combination of a gift certificate and my own money, for my own use, and got no credit or consideration for this review.












