"Make your weird light shine bright, so the other weirdos know where to find you."

Image of a cat sticking out tongue, fingers in ears. "Lalala I can't hear you".

Detective Columbo tapping his head. Subtitles: "Something wrong with me."

Stupid looking scrunched up Chihuahua with its entire tongue dangling. A Shaka Sign hand emoji is pasted on top of it. Chill vibes. Zero braincells.

A screenshot of a 5 star review. On top of it is a photo of a man with a cigarette, gazing off into the distance, looking contemplative and somber, as if he's had a truly life-changing experience.

Morpheus from Matrix smiling. "What if I told you... to have a nice day?"

Image of a 3D goat standing on a roof. "Stop normalizing things I want to be weird".

"Sorry for having a huge cock and correct opinions on everything. as if it's my fault."

Pepe looking at the computer screen with mild disgust or confusion, while saying: "This is disgusting." Next part, Pepe looks towards the viewer, smiles stupid as fuck, and says: "I like it."

Part 1, "You, a simpleton": PornHub logo. Part 2, "Me, an intellectual": an old flash game's camera gadget, titled "BMW Cam DeLuxe".

Image of silhouette of a person's head. Text inside: "speak words of affirmation. show this person how much you love them." Text coming out of their mouth: "I going to bite you."

"Please be patient with me I'm from the 1900s."

"Don't write for an imaginary audience - write for yourself, your dick, and the 3 to 6 highly personal thematic narratives that haunt you and your psyche."

Image of Bugs Bunny, wearing a cowboy hat. He leans against the bar counter, and looks drunk or high as fuck. He says: "Disgusting," whereafter he then reaches into his pants to jerk off.

Image of a green cat with sprout on its head. "Guys, if I'm not talking, it means I'm photosyntesyzing."

Image of clown shoes. "Before you judge me, walk a mile in my shoes."

"Sometimes I say "Huh?" Then answer the question before the person even repeats it. I'm not deaf, my brain laggin' like a 2005 Dell Desktop X."

Drawing of a purple cat with red eyes. "I'm going to accomplish many evil tasks and chores today. Evil sweeping, evil laundry, evil showering, and perjury"

Image of Pingu lowering his head, glancing up. "Can I be mean?"

"Concentrating so hard on the appropriate eye-contact-to-looking-away ratio that you have no idea what's being said to you".

"Vindication! There is now a post is going around making fun of the post you found annoying but didn't want to get into an argument about. Reward: mild sense of satisfaction, cuntiness +2%"

Image of a young boy scratching his head. "Damn... I kinda no longer wish to participate in society".

Image of Salem the cat throwing his head back, while stirring an oozing cauldron. "(evil laughter continues)"

"A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to their 4th child, then was like 'sorry don't mean to brag' and it's like, oh no worries your life literally sounds terrible to me".

Image of a man shrugging his shoulders. "Guess I'll just grow and do much better next time".

Image of Kaomoji smiley face getting increasingly wide. "hehe hehe hoo wehehehe".

"I accidentally showed some weakness earlier today, it was disgusting, i would not recommend it".

Screenshot of text messages. Person A: "Can I come over?" Person B: "Yeah". Person A: "Ok cool because I'm in your driveway".

Image of a tiny, scrawny kitten sitting in a rubber room, and looking directly at the viewer. "I got too silly".

Image of a guy looking out from the porch. "I bring that sort of rotisserie chicken vibe to sleeping that cuddlers don't really like".

"If you don't terrify people a little bit then what's the point."

Image of silhouette of person's head, with text inside. "I have got to make weirder art".

"Person A: imagine he's playing basketball, points at you and says 'this is for you' and completely misses. Person B: NGL that would be so hot i love pathetic men."

Image of a cat staring off with big eyes. A 'loading' icon is on its head.

Image of Kermit with a respirator. "Me after laughing at my own jokes."

"I'm a lover. But underneath that I'm a hater. And then underneath that I'm a lover again."

"Manspreading in the electric chair".

"Normal person: 9 + 8 = 16. Me: if 10 + 7 is 17 and 9 is one less than 10 then 9 + 7 must be 16."

Screenshot of Animal Crossing Gyroid highlighted in inventory. "Mega freakoid".

"Don't date me unless you want to be constantly amazed by the amount of movies and shows I've just never seen".

"I hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like I'm in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches".

"Question: can you please tell me if you're gay or trans. Answer: "I'm open to all headcanons and interpretations."

Drawing of a person holding a brick, and smiling at the camera. They then smash the brick into their own face. The brick shatters.

Image of Barbie riding a pink pegasus. "Sorry for not texting back I forgot I was real".

"*Switches language mid-sentence*"

"teehee lol *lunges at your throat*"

"They're horrors to you, however I'm turned on by them".

Image of a plushie sitting with a dumb ass smile. "The autistic urge to know why".

Image of Shaggy from Scooby Doo movie. He looks dejected, and dissolves to pixels. "When you finally found the courage to join the conversation but ended up being ignored."

Image of Boo (Monsters Inc.) at the steering wheel crying. Mike Wazowski yelling in the passenger seat. "Go, go!! You could've gone!!"

"Unfortunately for everybody I will keep doing whatever I want".

"Neurotypicals be like "Why do you look so mad?" and I'm like, "I'm not?" And then I remember I'm supposed to be performing Happiness like a court jester."

Screenshot of internet search. "Why are artists --". Auto suggestions: "Poor. Weird. Depressed. Bad at math. Important. So messy. Gay. Tortured souls".