Digital illustration of a pallid but beautiful young man, sitting in a tree in autumn. The pale glow of his eyes cut through the dark of the night. He's otherwise illuminated by moonlight. His hair is long, his clothes are ragged, and his expression seems weary, yet his eyes lock intensely on the viewer as if on guard.
Pleasantly surprised to realize I got a timelapse of the process too (I forgot I set it to record... but yeah, this is neat LOL thanks past Yapi!!)
Dr. Daymaker as a little child, dancing on a red string mid-air. Around his neck is another red string, dangling loosely from the ceiling; threatening to hang him should he fall. He's visibly nervous, sweating, his brows upturned, but he smiles broadly and performs for a huge figure in the background. The looming figure is a pink-haired girl, with self harm scars on her wrists. She watches and laughs, but her face looks stiff and doll-like, like a mask painted in the style of a shoujo manga.
Trauma art Happy with how this turned out!
Cain, as an adult, sitting on the side of an old bed. He's hunched over, partially hiding his own face. In front of him stands Orion, around age 6, or rather the memory of her, from the childhood they shared. She reaches up to caress his face. She's smiling softly. Cain looks terrified, or in deep despair while he stares back at her. Bottles of alcohol are on the floor. Some of them are empty. The colors of the overall image is dark, lit up by the alcohol glowing red, and Orion glowing blue. Orion's colors bleed into blotches of watercolor, making her appear make-believe, like she came right out of a lighthearted, whimsical fairytale.
My little orphaaaan~ my little orphaaaan aaaaaaaaaaaaa-- *trails off into screaming into my pillow cuz I love my babyboy so much*
Brent lifting Ophelia up in his arms, while she's age-regressed. He smiles at her, and asks: "And how old are you today?"
Ophelia smiles behind the pacifier in her mouth, and she holds up 4 fingers.
To this, Brent reminishes: "They grow up so fast..."
Feeling down? Expectations too heavy? Society forcing you in a box too small? Get yourself a stinky depressed italian man who doesn't give a fuck about society and will become your spaghetti-providing mommy/housewife.
Uuhhhhh yeah he's corpse-like pallid 'cuz that boy ain't right... *points into his mouth*
Mommy Orion dressed up as a "Cupid"; with a toga skirt and top, and small angel wings. Her long, white hair forms a cloud behind her. She holds a smoking rose-gold gun in one hand, raises the other in victory while she laughs. There's a "score" count of "999 hearts" above her, with another +1 just being added. The heart symbol on the score, and the heart smoke which emerges from her gun, has impish, jagged smiles.
*pondering my orbion*
Happy Valentines! <3
Back on my bullshit with another sapphic little red riding hood / big bad wolf based couple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Alfred, Orion, and Madeleine, all lined up one after another with Madeleine at the front, then Orion, then Alfred. Madeleine holds up her hands in front of herself, like she's roaring; behind her Orion and Alfred are doing the same. Their eyes are fixed towards the viewer; Madeleine looking up, Orion looking directly ahead, and Alfred looking down.
Madeleine seems kind of bored, but Orion and Alfred appear playful, smiling wide. The surroundings is a dark forest.
Goofy fucks...
A simplified drawing of Orion at age 6, following Salvador while he's carrying groceries. They're walking down a dirt path.
Orion is holding a four-leaf clover and looking at it with wonder. Her speech bubble has a drawing of a four-leaf clover inside. Salvador looks to her with a small, tired smile. His speech bubble is a question mark. Orion's next speech bubble is a sun, then gold coins, then a gift.
Orion's logic at age 6 was really just, "Now that I've adopted an orphaned boy from my class, I'm going to earn money so I can provide for my sweet baby, and the perfect way to do that is by finding coins by pure dumb luck and my autistic eyes!"
Anyway, here's Orion telling her weirdo merchant friend about her crush or whatever she's got going on with Cain ^______^
An art meme for character expressions, featuring Orion. There are 12 prompts.
Poker-faced: She looks to the side, appearing completely blank and without emotion.
Smiling: Stylized drawing where she leans back, and smiles smug and wide. A text-box with a crown labels her as "Shithead Supreme." to which she says, "Ehe."
Enraged: Yeah you're fucked. This Karen doesn't even wanna talk to you manager; she's gone full shounen anime villain wrath and you're all dead meat.
Sad: She looks sad and pitiful, drunk and heartbroken, holding a rocks glass. The ice has melted and there's just a tiny pitiful watery puddle at the bottom of the glass.
Weeping: A tiny chibi, crying snot and trembling, looking like a pitiful mess while she looks up at her traveling companion, Alfred, with big blurry eyes. She whines; "My boots hurt my feet!! I can't walk anymore, Alfred!" Her cries trail off into sobs. Alfred looks at her with slight concern, but not much surprise at all. He simply says; "Hmm... D'ya want uppies?" Trembling, Orion says; "Yes...!"
Bashful: Someone offscreen is shouting "That is a mentally deranged and dangerous criminal!!" While pointing at Orion. Orion is holding one of her hemomancy daggers, looking kinda shy or maybe flattered, with a finger pressed to her lip. She says; "Hahah oh... Well~ Yeah." The background is pink and cute.
Impatient: She's standing with her arms crossed, and her head tilted to the side. Her eyes hold an intense but absent stare, and she looks stiff to the point she might as well be a doll. A pendulum clock is ticking in the background, nearing 5 in the morning. The lighting is pale nighttime, so it's probably winter.
Surprised: Redraw of "Tails gets trolled" meme, complete with MS Paint colors. Basically she looks dumb as fuck, pausing in her tracks. She says; "What."
Submissive: She's standing close to Alfred, her shoulder brushing against his fur. She's fidgetting with both her hands, and biting the nail on one of her pinky fingers. She's smiling, and blushing. She looks just about to lose it, bro, she wants him so fucking bad it makes her look stupid.
Dominant: She places both her hands on a shop counter. To the side, there are 3 gold coins. She leans over the counter, and stares at the shopkeep with a smile. Her dense bangs cast a shadow over her eyes, and her iris glow beneath the shade. She says; "That should cover it, yes? Lest I begin to suspect you tryna rip me off."
In front of something they like: She's sitting down, and beaming happily while Alfred's huge hand is patting her head. She's leaning into it, similar to how a cat might when you pet its head.
In front of something they hate: Stupid looking little chibi, standing like a deer caught in headlights inside a dark church. She's staring right ahead, with no expression but her usual intense stare. Several daggers made of blood surround her almost like a halo. A greentext reads: ">the plan: enter, hemomancy active, slash the clergy dead, easy-peasy, leave. >enter, hemomancy active. >blind nun tries to make friendly small-talk. >my one weakness. i freeze up, not knowing what to say."
when people could never read you as a kid so as you grow up you learn to become cartoonishly emotive lol hashtag actually autistic
This is a 7 page comic. Read the warnings before proceeding. Unless you're a tough guy and OK with whatever, I guess.
Page 1: A drawing in black and white of Orion in a dim room, only lit by light from the outside. She stands at a kitchen counter, and is holding a knife in one hand, which lingers above the counter as if she was just interrupted. She stares in the direction of the viewer, at the floor. The look on her face is blank but intense.
She's 20 years old. She's thin, and her hair is long, hanging past her shoulders. She wears a simple, light dress, fitting for summer.
Title: "The Quickest Way to a Man's Heart"
Page 2: Orion's eyes narrow. On the floor is her victim; a dark-haired man who appears to be in his 30's or 40's. He doesn't look like he would have been weak, actually he looks stronger than a person Orion should be able to take on, but his arms have been chopped off above the elbows, and been bandaged. Several cuts are on his torso; all which have been stitched together. Some are still bleeding. Where there aren't wounds, there are scratches and bruises. He looks exhausted, his mouth open as if struggling for breath. Two of his teeth are missing.
Page 3: Orion turns to look at her victim. The look on her face is placid; her eyebrows raised calmly and her mouth small. "Does it still hurt?" She asks.
The victim can't respond with words, but there appears to be faint sounds regardless. There's a close-up of the knife Orion is holding.
"I see." She says. She unbuttons her shirt and slips it off her shoulders, letting it hang loosely. While she does this, she smiles, and says, "I feel a little sad letting you go... But I've kept you long enough."
This page gradients from dark and gloomy, with the pendulum clock ticking in the background, to bright and almost serene, as if we get to catch a glimpse of Orion's delusions.
Page 4: Orion holds the knife up to herself. She says, "I'm sorry. I just have a soft spot for..."
She trails off, and there's a close-up of the tip of the knife, prodding at her nipple to draw blood. The rest of her words continue while we see the victim wincing in fear.
She continues, and says, "...boys who try so hard to be strong..."
The sentence is in several parts, as she pauses in-between to catch her breath and not get too excited.
Page 5: A close-up of Orion's chest. Her nipples are bleeding while she retreats the knife. She says, "Here. This'll put you right to sleep."
She puts her hands to the sides of his face, and forces him into her lap. He tries to turn his head away from her as she tries to press her nipple to his mouth.
She says, "Don't be shy; drink."
While the man tries to lean away, he's opening his mouth as if shouting. The same squiggly lines as before still replace his "speech" and when he opens his mouth, it's shown that his tongue has been cut off. The squiggly lines spike violently; if he could talk it would be loud.
Then, a close-up of Orion's expression. She seems cold and commanding while she stares down at him. In large, bold letters, she says, "Let me in."
Page 6: Suddenly, it's back to serene. Orion is holding her victim in her arms, forcing him to rest in her lap and drink the blood from her nipple. She's smiling, peaceful and sincere, as if this is exactly as it should be. She talks to her victim meanwhile, trying to soothe him. She says:
"And there you go."
"It's okay. You're allowed to cry."
"You don't have to fight anymore."
"I'm in your veins now."
Then, there are close-ups of the victim's eyes; at first full of fear, tears welling in the corners. Gradually, his eyes begin to close. While the clock is ticking, Orion keeps talking.
"You'll feel sleepy."
"That's okay. You can rest."
"There."
The victim's eyes close, just past 3:30, and the panels fade into white. Lastly, Orion is heard saying:
"Good boy."
Page 7: A simple grave under a tree. The stone reads 1819. On top of it lies some flowers, and a braid of white hair.
men only want one thing and it's to be called a good boy.....
Yeah, so this is uhhh the first comic I ever finished, LOL! They were not kidding when they said starting with a few pages is helpful. It's motivating to have a visible goal aaaand yeah comics are just a lot of work, oof...
It's also available as a PDF on itch.io owo)b
Teen Orion sitting in Cain's lap while she's talking to him.
Cain appears conflicted to have her so close; he's blushing a bit, but tries to lean away, his brows furrowed. He's frowning but seems more sad or ashamed than annoyed with her.
Orion is also blushing, and though she's not looking directly at Cain, she's leaning close to him and smiling softly.
Both are wearing all-black clothes.
Cain wears loose cargo pants (on which I forgot to draw the pockets but whatever...) and a tanktop. The tanktop appears to be an old t-shirt he cut the sleeves off of. The print is Halestorm's band logo.
Orion is wearing a skirt, torn fishnet stockings, and a tight fit t-shirt with tears at the collar and hem.
oooohh you like Halestorm? ehe wow what's your favorite song? mine's "Innocence"!
Meanwhile, Orion and Parish are in the middleground. Prior to this, both Orion and Parish were showing midrif, but now Orion's jacket is zipped up, and Parish is wearing a button-up with a big stupid tie that's way too tight around his neck, and he's about to suffocate. Despite this, Parish appears to be enjoying himself, while modestly covering his crotch with a hand.
Orion calls out to Eil and Cecilia, and says: "We covered up for Jesus. But... Parish is boutta bust."
Eil and Cecilia both think to themselves: "When is he not?"
Stylized fullbody drawing of Orion in her 20's. She leans back as she sits casually, making an effort to remain relaxed. The smile on her face seems slightly strained, her eye twitching in annoyance. Her other hand is resting on her knee, idly fidgetting with the fabric of her pants.
To someone off-screen, she says: "You're lucky I need you alive." The speech bubble is blood red and dripping. Meanwhile, a pink thought bubble reveals her motive for keeping the person alive; Alfred praising her: "Wow! No kills for a month, huh?" To which she excitedly asks for her reward: "Mmhm! Sit on me now?" And finally Alfred agrees: "Well, aight!"
First, solid black background. An ingoing text-message reads: "NVM I'm here! (heart) missed you too much i couldn't wait"
The peeping hole is shown up-close. A sheep-like eye is faintly visible on the other side.
Next frame, shadows fade into Cain, shrouding the top half of his face. He still looks visibly nervous, as he looks off-screen. A faint teal glow on his skin implies the phone notification.
The frame shifts to outside, where Orion is standing outside his door. She appears casual, like nothing is wrong. Another text message reads: "Can I come in? I wanna hug and kiss and make you feel good again!! Plz (beep) me I want you so badly I wanna be your (beep) (beep) (beep)"
The frame shifts to Cain lying in his bed, staring up at the ceiling. His phone on the nightstand keeps lighting up with notifications, and keeps casting a sickly cyan glow on him. The room is otherwise deep blue. Text message: "ILU babyboy (heart) (heart) (heart)"
The floor appears to be waves, as if the apartment was flooding. Empty bottles and cans litter the floor. Text message: "My parents don't care so it's fine! Don't worry about them, OK?"
Orion is shown leaning forward and smiling, as if trying to reassure him from outside the door.
Inside, Cain is in darkness, covering his face and appearing distraught by the persistence. Silhouettes of his eyes show mixed emotions; deep blue, sorrow and regret; pink, desire; and finally red, anger. His anger locks in on a ghost-like silhouette of Orion.
Orion's image blurs as the door is thrown open in a flash. Red tints the image and the corners of Cain's eyes, as he stares Orion down, wide-eyed, yelling at her to leave while he stand in the doorway.
The red tint fades into pink as Orion clasps her hands together, appearing only excited to see him. Cain recoils away from her, but she immediately goes in for a hug. Rose-tinted glass cracks, and chips into deep red, then deep red, and the two are shown sitting together, with Orion stradling Cain's lap. She cradles his head as if he's a child and she's comforting him. Her hoodie slides down from her shoulders, revealing part of her back and the bow of her red string bra.
Meanwhile Orion is smiling, and trying to soothe him, Cain looks like he's about to cry.
Fade to black, and Orion's red string bra is lying on the floor in the darkness.
Thought it'd look neat as a long strip so I just recycled the frames owo)b
Fullbody art an AU version of OC Orion and Alfred, for a TTRPG. The campaign's hand-drawn logo is in the top left corner. It reads: "Spindle Wastelands"
The art is a fullbody drawing of Orion, and her companion Alfred. In this, Orion is a teenager. Alfred is a feral wolf, rather than a werewolf.
Orion's outfit is mostly black; distressed black jeans, hiking boots, and an open coat with faux fur on its hood. Underneath the coat she's wearing a bra. 2 pride flags are on the front of the coat: bisexual and polyamorous. Along the upper sleeve of the coat is 4 patches, which read: "Kill everyone now. Condone 1st degree murder. Advocate cannibalism. Eat shit."
Both Orion and Alfred look off-screen in the same direction, as if keeping an eye out for something. Orion looks especially tense.
The description reads: Orion. Babygirl is off her meds and she's not going back.
+ Mushroom Autism: Specialty in mushrooms. Instant success: Foraging.
- Like A Rock: Instant fail: Swimming.
Items: Backpack, some useless crap, cooking kit (Instant success: Cooking), gun with 0 ammo LMAO.
Obviously, they still fuck.
(Also the patches on Orion's sleeve are a quote from Pink Flamingos lmao enjoy)
Both Adrian and Randy are wearing their school uniforms. The colors are dark.
Adrian looks uncomfortable. She glances away from the parfait in front of her, and towards her school backpack. She sits rigidly; her shoulders raised, and her knees clasped shut. Her feet can't reach the ground.
Randy is smiling at her in a way that seems unsure, or just awkward. He's sweating, and appears to lean just a bit towards her. Because of how much bigger he is than her, he looms over her. Underneath the table, he has one hand on her thigh, nudged under her skirt.
Oooohh, timelapse...
Yeah, so I truly get to fuck around with dark stuff and zero whimsy owo)b
Whimsy in darkfic adds a specific layer of messed up but this time I wanted to portraying it more straight-forward cuz yeah... *gestures at Randy* This man's doing a pretty good job wearing the rose-tinted glasses ▂∬
I'm happy Fish was on board with me taking this approach on the art trade. I'm happy how it turned out, and it was super fun to draw <3
Here's Fish's part of the trade!
They're fucking beautiful...!! Seriously, they look amazing in Fish's style. It's just perfect for fairytales.
I love how intense/foreboding Alfred looks in this, and how... uhhh, innocent Orion looks, LMAO!! Like. Yeah, you and I know better, but it's perfect for how in-world they're both "books judged by their cover"... ⚆⚆
Madeleine and Orion sitting on the floor on their knees.
Orion has her arms wrapped around Madeleine, while she's softly nibbling her cheek. She's smiling, and heart motes come from her.
Madeleine looks annoyed, and tries to shove Orion off.
Orion is looking over Lance's shoulder. She purses her lips and seems curious, while question marks pop up around her.
Lance is holding a large sheet of paper, which has fold marks. His expression is blank, but relaxed while he explains something to her.
In Orion's portrait, she's holding a weaved basket in one hand, while in the other hand she holds out a truffle towards the viewer. She says: "You're in big truffle, fellas!"
In Cain's portrait, he looks a little annoyed, but is blushing. Heart motes flutter from his chest. He snorts, and says: "I wish you had aborted me."
In Alfred's potrait, he's damn losing it, cracking up laughing. Wiping tears from his eyes with his hand. In between laughs, he says: "Big--! Big truffle...! Oh, honey!"
Ship name: Wolfden.
Orion. Gender: mom. Sexuality: bisexual.
Cain. Gender: babyboy. Sexuality: bisexual.
Alfred. Gender: dad. Sexuality: pansexual.
Orion's age is listed as 86, Cain's is listed as 35 (note: 87 without reincarnation), Alfred's is listed as 107. There's a 51 year age gap between Cain and Orion, a 21 year age gap between Alfred and Orion, and a 72 year age gap between Cain and Alfred.
Sliders indicate traits of the relationship, including all of the characters.
The slowest slow burn you can possibly image.
They'll be together forever.
Leaning towards "cute couple" as opposed to "Dear god they're ugly".
Leaning towards "They're dying and getting killed and hurt, man" as opposed to "Reasonably healthy and normal relationship".
Literally no one ships this but me.
Sliders indicate traits of the characters individually.
Alfred and Orion are giddy and happy to be in love while Cain just killed himself 40 times in his head at the idea of being in love.
Alfred is "the Madoka" while Cain and Orion are "the Homura".
Alfred is telling anyone who will listen about his partners. Orion leans towards the same. Cain heavily leans towards rarely bringing up that he's in a relationship.
Orion eats and/or encourages a healthy diet. Alfred leans towards the same. Cain eats 1 dry instant noodles only...
Orion is "crazy ass" while Alfred leans towards "truck freak", and Cain is in the middle of the two.
Tell me why your ship is interesting... Go!
Option 1: Sincere but self-restrained answer.
Option 2: Silleh answer.
Option 3: Other. Specify: [obfuscated text, indicating much more text above] "married and she's like "Wouldn't it be cool if I gave birth to my ex whom you killed?" and then he was like "Yeah, good id|"
The typing gets cut off, as if it hit the character limit.
2nd panel, Krampus is squinting at her. He's also soaked. A text box pointing at him, reads: "Threw her in the lake for funsies... And learned she can't swim..."
Krampus says: "... You're surprisingly easy to kill, huh?"
Soft VS. hard: Orion leans towards preferring "soft". Fran and I prefer "hard".
Fluffy VS. crunchy: Orion heavily leans towards "fluffy". Fran and I prefer "crunchy".
Spheres VS. cubes: Orion prefers "spheres". Fran and I prefer "cubes".
Thick VS. thin: Fran prefers "thick". Orion leans towards "thick". I prefer "thin".
Wet VS. dry: Fran prefers "wet". I lean towards "wet". Orion leans towards "dry".
Stretchy VS. firm: Orion leans towards "firm". Fran and I prefer "firm".
Hot VS. cold: Orion prefers hot. I lean towards cold. Fran prefers cold.
Seperated VS. mixed: Orion prefers seperated. I lean towards seperated. Fran prefers mixed.
To "Fizz / carbonated?" Fran says "yes" and Orion and I say "no".
A long, striped shadow is near Marie's face. The shadow leads into the background, where it connects with a shadow that resembles a striped cat sitting on Marie's shoulder, coiling its tail around her.
Blah blah blah "hero = blue / villain = red trope lame" whatever you say, but when they're 2 sides of the same schizo coin, and mixing their eyecolors together results in purple? Mwah!!! '3' I don't care what anyone says, LOL, that just rocks in my book!!
Oh right!! And a timelapse owo)b
Cain is wide-eyed, with upturned eyebrows. Only half of his face is entirely visible; tears well in his eyes, and he's smiling, though he seems to be hit with sad realization. The other half of his face is partially off-screen, and what is visible is damaged and bleeding. Half of his jaw is splitting apart, and morphing into the maw of something else. Sharp teeth and bone are emerging where they shouldn't be.
Alfred is biting down on Cain's shoulder and neck. His teeth sink into his chest. Alfred is wide-eyed, and tears form in his eyes as he looks down upon Orion in the bottom half of the drawing.
Orion is lying in a patch of clovers. The colors are light; mixed baby blue, lavender, and blue-green. The atmosphere would appear calm, but the blood from the top half of the drawing seeps in and splatters down. Some of the blood smears on her face, and some of it pools around her collarbone. Wide-eyed, she stares up at the top half. Tears spill from the corners of her eyes. She seems paralyzed with realization.
I listened to Best of Friends a lot while drawing this. Imagining the happy memories of Cain and Orion as kids meanwhile this is what's happening, is just... Arghhh...!!! Dang, alright. Break my heart, I guess.
Also I got a timelapse for (most of) this drawing owo)b
Haku: "Ehehe... Buahlls."
A speech bubble connects to her glasses. Within the speech bubble is Pinto, smiling.
Pinto: "Being glasses is fine, actually. I don't care anymore. Buahlls!"
An arrow points to the glasses. Text: "Art stream frontrow seat"
1st panel, text: 13 y/o me in school. I'm shown talking to a person labeled "some teacher". I'm proudly showing off a piece of paper labeled "porn I drew." The teacher smiles, expressing approval of my art.
Me: "New art!"
Teacher: "Beautiful!"
Me: "Thanks!"
Teacher: "Is he in pain?"
Me: "Yes."
2nd panel, text: 30+ y/o me on the fediverse. A block labeled "CW: nothing" crashes directly into my face, cracking my glasses and drawing blood from the corner of my mouth.
*blinks slowly as I realize the last 2 drawings being next to each other makes it look like I'm telling Alpha to call me daddy*
Ah.
Sometimes I look back on how sad I was in 2023 cuz I burned myself out on art hyperfocusing on details and """perfection""" blarghhh -_- I'm so happy I can allow myself to draw simpler things now...!! T_T
I've learned that when drawing Alfred's face, thinking of him as a seal instead of a wolf helps me get his features right, LOL...
No, I haven't read Yotsuba... *scratches head* I just always thought the pose looked fun to draw owo)b
Anyway. Yeah, this is some modern world AU, where they live in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere with farms, dirt roads, and trailers. Yeah, Cain did originally plan to move away. But now he's in a polyam triad relationship with a farmer who's twice his age, and a NEET who's half his age. And of fucking course, she's pregnant. God knows whose kid it is.
All from around 2019 to 2021, IIRC...? Except #3, which is from 2023.
As mentioned in earlier artdumps, some designs have changed over time owo)b
2nd panel. Felix puts a hand on his hip, and scowls, while flailing his other hand around dismissively. Text: "I don't know. I guess it made me realize this goddamn kid, despite being in for a world of hurt and heartbreak and all, is still allowing herself to have more fun than I am when I keep shutting it all down like some sort of fuckinggg... Well, I guess I been a partypooper. What I'm getting at is that this is way out of my comfort zone, and yes, right now I am very much stalling for just a few more seconds of my dumb ego remaining untouchable, but I, uh..."
3rd panel. Felix looks grumpy and stares at the floor. Eyebrows still furrowed hard, but blushing. Text: "You're my pushing 40 silly teenage crush. That's all. That's what I wanted to say."
2nd panel. Szymon says: "You are like sister to me!"
3rd panel. Gertrude looks exactly the same as in the 1st panel, but she blushes and sparkles.
Mostly recent drawings, but a few are from 2018-2021 or so!
Age 6: little, chubby, barefoot, happy, wearing a blue dress.
Age 22: tall, scrawny, sickly, anxious, her pants kept up with a rope as a belt.
Age 50: tall, chubby, barefoot, happy, wearing a blue dress.
Cain, recoiling in surprise and disgust, thinking: "She's still on about that?!"
3 additional sketches show different expressions. 1: confused and nervous, asking "what." 2: surprised and excited. 3: pursing her lips and thinking, with her hands folded behind her back.
Next, Patryk and Felix are talking. Felix looks annoyed, and holds out a beanie to him. Patryk looks confused.
Patryk: "What's that?"
Felix: "A beanie. I'm gifting it to you."
Patryk: "I don't wear hats."
Felix: "I know, and it's freaking me out. Weird ass bumpy head..."
January 13: Looking bored, I smoke a gargantuan cigarette. Text: "Of course I have trauma. Everyone does. No biggie."
January 22: I look over my shoulder. Big eyes. Innocent smile. Butcher knife and notes on floor. Text: "Hi mister burglar sir! Wanna hear my thoughts on Happy Sugar Life the anime?"
January 24: I hold a book titled "My Immortal". I stare blankly at the viewer. Text: "Existence is the eternal price I pay for having been born. FYI I had very loving parents."
Frede: "Hey Yapi! Can I see what you're drawing?"
I smile, proud, with a glint in my eye.
me: "Oho! Why, yes! Take a gand--"
Frede:"Wow!"
2nd panel. Frede smiles, excited, and sparkling.
Frede: "Nice!! He's a real prettyboy, huh?"
3rd panel. Close-up of my face. All grey, with a look of grave realization. A spotify pop-up reads: "Now playing: Oops!...I Did It Again - Britney Spears"
Frede: "This looks great."
4th panel. My drawing; a shirtless pin-up of Wendy.
me: "I guess he is. So, given the chance, would you fuck him?"
Frede: "Well, duh."
Mei: "I find this admirable..."
2nd panel. I've turned into a chimpanzee. Full chimpanzee, only with my human hair, and my glasses to remind people who I am. I shrug with my big, long arms, while heaps of papers, notes, and boxes reading "lore" and "crap" are in the background. Some notes are crumbled on the floor. There's a coffee cup as well. I stare at Mei in disbelief, my monkey mouth hanging open, and my monkey brows furrowing.
me: "This?!"
The doorframe and the outside is deep blue.
Orion smiles in a way that could appear welcoming, but the shadow from the outside casts a shadow on her. Behind her, past the doorframe, is a red hallway. The light from the hallway casts a strong red glow around her. A lamp hangs in the hallway, which red color matches her eyes.
The hallway looks like that of a regular apartment, with a coat hanging from a rack along the wall. There's one visible but closed door along the hallway. At the end of the hallway, there's another door. This door is wide open and leads to a bright, warm yellow room. What's visible looks like one corner of a regular living room. A table with some clutter, a shelf with books, a lamp, a CD player, and a canvas on the wall.
I watched Jacob Geller's video Who's Afraid of Modern Art: Vandalism, Video Games, and Fascism maybe a year ago, or so... ⚆⚆ And the paintings in question (Who's Afraid of Red, Yellow and Blue) have been living rent free in my mind since then!!
I think it was all really interesting. It's 5 years old at this point, but I can recommend watching the video. owo)b
Anyway! I'm happy to have made something inspired by the paintings!! Wahooo!!! ++
Orion slouches in her sitting position, and her legs are spread wide. She's looking off-screen towards Krampus, who's speaking to her.
Wolfram: "Orion, I got some advice for ya."
Orion: "What?"
Wolfram: "You really wanna be a woman so bad, shuttin' your legs is a start."
Wolfram is shown scowling at Orion, gesturing at her with his hand.
Orion: "Ha! Thanks, Wolfram! You shithead~"
Wolfram: "Any time."
Orion: "But consider... Maybe it's an invitation?"
Wolfram makes an annoyed groan.
Orion: "Ehe! No, seriously. Come here."
The background quickly transitions from blue-ish gray to dark red. A close-up of Orion is shown as she looks at Wolfram (same direction as the viewer) with a calm smile. The forest behind her casts a cold shade on her, meanwhile the bonfire in front of her casts a slight, orange glow. Her eyes glow pale red. She appears commanding.
Orion: "Sit."
I think if anyone's truly justified of being transphobic, it's Krampus. Cuz this murderhobo crazy bitch is his main frame of reference... ▂∬
Not very Respectable Trans Representation of you, Orion! :]
Tiffany is reaching for the popcorn, and his legs are in Eddy's lap. Eddy's brows are furrowed, but he laughs, seeming nervous and confused. Tiffany pouts over some ongoing interaction, and seems to be embarrassed.
For an event prompt! ++ Haku and I were laughing like LOL they'd just be watching Legally Blonde or some shit, and I also put a Minion meme poster on the wall... but then we realized people might be real anal about copyright crap LOL... Wack...
You can't say I forgot to add meat as an ingredient when she's right. fuckin' there! *points directly into her fat thigh*
Anyway... Sensual turnip legs... ⚆⚆
Shapes of bushes is in the background. Light colors. Not intensely bright, but soft, like daytime in spring.
Fuck "Would you love me even if I was a worm?" and that weak ass shiat...
It's time for "Would you love me even if we were childhood friends, and then we fell in love, and planned to get married one day, but while you grew taller and taller, and went through puberty, I was just stuck looking the same as when you first met me? Like, I'd change, I'd still be a grown ass adult, but I'd look like a kid, and everyone would assume I was a kid, and be disgusted by our relationship, and demonize you. So... Would you love me?"
Anywaaay, LOL. This could either be canon to Wysteria's main branch in the future (viva la post-story shenanigans where timewarping is just a fun little thing) or it's a side branch where Orion just, yeah... never changed physically. Who knows! *shrugs*
There are eyes opening up, on the wall, in the window, the curtain, the table, in the lamp, and on the collar of their coat. They all look at Dr. Daymaker.
Floating letters spell out "undo". An hourglass floats horizontally, keeping the sand still. More letters spell out "erase".
Messy pen strokes. Strong, saturated marker colors, mainly red, dark blue, green, yellow, and black.
A rare occasion of drawing on paper... ⚆⚆ It felt nice changing things up a bit!! Now I'm not gonna do it for another 6 months LOL digital art here I come
Orion in Pokémon AU! Wooo~!!! In order of joining, her team members are Doodle (Mimikyu), Nugget (Mamoswine), Roulade (Frosmoth), Rattle (Marowak), Solace (Hypno) and Moppet (Phantump)
The theme I went with is very much her adopting the "abandoned" and the "shunned".
Oh and there's a timelapse for this one owo)b
I made a quick timeline for her journey, like her hometown and how she met all her pokémon, her travel companions, and such ⚆⚆ But beware...
Here be mentions of Poképhilia, and underage/underage ships, and adult/underage ships, LOL.
Around age 10, Orion found Mimikyu and pretty much just adopted it by calling it "pretty baby" and all. She nicknamed it "Doodle", LOL. Orion is a weirdly unfazed (and morbid) kid, so she'll want to cuddle the eldrich horror hidden underneath. Mimikyu's sad attempts at fitting in just resonates with her.
This was shortly after Cain (Orion's childhood friend and loverboy in this AU as well) left their hometown himself. Orion's parents being, uh, overprotective - by the standards of a world where 10 year olds are considered grownass adults ready to travel the world - didn't want her to go with him.
Even though Orion did have a pokémon now, and was eager to run out there and reunite with Cain, uh, yeah, not so fast, kid. Instead, she lived at home a few more years. During those years, she trained with Mimikyu in the surrounding areas.
As they were able to get further into the snowy area, they found... a wounded Swinub... D8 Yeah, you know how it goes; she nursed it back to health, and they bonded. Adoption time, babbey! She nicknamed her Swinub "Nugget" and eventually it was back on the training grindset, because in this house we're on a mission. We got a loverboy to catch up with.
Because Orion is good at systemicizing, Mimikyu is already strong, and very soon, Swinub evolves to Piloswine!
After even more time spent digging around in the same route, hoping to grow strong enough so she's finally "ready" to leave home, Piloswine evolves into Mamoswine!
When camping in the snowy area, they're approached by a Snom, attracted by the smell of food. It's, I mean... *vague hand gestures* Just look at it. It's so fucking pitiful. Love at first sight. Of course Orion gives it food, befriends it, adopts it, and nicknames it "Roulade" like... Swiss roll, LOL! I imagine she named it that because 1) food, and 2) it liked when she wrapped it in blankets and nuzzled it like "get me some grub, om-nom-nom!" cackling like a witch!!
Snom is probably one of the team members with more slow growth, but at this point, Orion has 3 pokémon. Mimikyu and Mamoswine are relatively beefy. Eventually, her parents (well, mostly her dad, let's be real) can't keep telling her "nooo, it's dangerous out there, stay," so...
Around age 13 she leaves home! She travels around the region, and probably relearns time and time again that "Wow, normies are dumb as shit!" But instead of becoming anxious (as she does in most modern world settings), she chalks it up to "Whatever, I'll crush their gym leader and fuck outta this wankfest they call a town," LMAO... and so she does.
When Orion is 14, she and Cain meet again. By pure dumb luck, and they reconnect immediately. Super eager... Slightly obsessive... Probably not healthy...
However! This is right as Orion has a trip to the Alola region, and Cain has things to tend to in their home region. Thus, they must split up soon again... D8 They agree that, as soon as Orion comes back home, they'll meet up again. It's just a month!
It's fine!!
Just one month!!!
Sike! It was not just a month, actually! Because Corona something happened, and any travel between regions, outside of emergencies, were restricted.
The timeline is uncertain for them. All they can do is suck it up, and/or succumb to madness... ▂∬
While in Alola, Orion meets Madeleine! ... Then gets thoroughly dicked down by her team, and gets her contact info, LOL.
Orion: Nice! Mind if I tag along?
Madeleine: Yeah, no thanks, you're annoying. Fun Ditto alternative though, so here's my number.
Orion: Yaaay~
Orion meets Alfred! He's some old dude who retired from being a gym leader. Now he's on vacation in Alola. Yeah, we're going for maximum dad energy. Anyway, Alfred becomes Orion's Brock. Which means he's the goofy bitch who says shit like "I'm gonna turn my frying pan... into a drying pan!" when it's raining... T_T Stupid sexy Brock characters...
Welp! Might as well make the best of an extended vacation! Adventures in the tropics, weee!!
I like to think Alfred tries to teach Orion to swim. He might succeed... to the point she won't sink like a rock. Also she probably gets lobster-degree sunburnt on several occasions, LOL.
Orion and Alfred meet up with Madeleine. Madeleine suddenly decides that actually, she can tolerate Orion if it means old man monster cock, and she tags along.
Orion finds a Cubone, which, well... Of course, it's... it's the orphan pokémon... Hello? Adoption time. Duh. She nicknames it "Rattle" and I imagine it's partially because of how scared and anxious it was at first, trembling so much it was practically, yeah, rattling, LOL. Sweet baby. *lulls you to sleep*
Snom evolves into Frosmoth! Witnessing an evolution, Cubone gets all starry-eyed, LOL. Surprisingly quick to toughen up, and gets motivated to join in on the training. Probably also just wants to protect its new family... *rubs chin* Thus, not long after... Cubone evolves into Marowak!
Finally. Long months have passed. While it was fun in Alola, Orion is eager to return home, to reunite with Cain. Reunion time!!! ++
Cain feeling unsurprisingly iffy about Orion getting dicked down by some old dude in the tropics time!! Cain feeling surprisingly bisexual about it time!!
Then, I think they're mostly moving around the map for the vibes, and to show Alfred and Madeleine the region. During all this, of course...
Cain and Orion make up for lost time! <3
Cain feels increasingly bisexual with Alfred around! <3
Madeleine slow-blinks at the polyamory unfolding! <3 And promptly dodges hugs and kisses from Orion...
Orion finds a Hypno, which had a trainer prior to this, but was released into the wild. I'm thinking it was released because after it evolved, the connotations that came with a Hypno wasn't something its trainer was actually prepared for. (And cuz they were a coward.)
Hypno is the one pokémon that takes the longest for Orion to win over. It's had its trust broken once already.
Orion spends sooo much time coming back to the same spot to spend time with it, LOL.
It's pretty silly, but this is the lore for Orion's jacket!! She's just about to give up on befriending it. It obviously doesn't trust her, so maybe she should just leave it be? T_T But when shopping in the town nearby, from the corner of her eye she spots this yellow jacket with a white fauxfur collar... and she buys it specifically because it reminds her of Hypno. Maybe it was even on crazy sale, like she got it for dirt cheap because who the fuck wants a Hypno jacket...? TT_TT Ohh, I am sobbing...
Well, maybe if she wears this jacket, it'll show solidarity. So she goes to find the Hypno again, and... it's still cautious, but it recognizes the gesture!! And that day Orion just sticks around and talks to Hypno.
The sun goes down and Hypno wonders why she's still here, because she looks tired, and should probably go home. They probably communicate by charade. Hypno learns Orion usually has trouble falling asleep, so "it's fine," because she probably wouldn't get much sleep anyway. So they just stay together for the time being. And then - adoiii - Orion ends up falling asleep anyway, LOL.
Morning comes, and Orion is safe! owo)b She's surprised she fell asleep though, LOL, probably asks if Hypno did it on purpose. It almost panicks, shaking its head 'no', and realizes it doesn't sound like an accusation. Orion asks Hypno if it wants to come along, and this time, Hypno agrees!! Orion nicknames it "Solace"!
Finally they start travelling again! Now with Orion pretty much always wearing her, uh, pedophile solidarity jacket, LOL... Oh heck, I only now realized the order of these pokémon joining-- Behold!
As they travel through a dark forest, Orion finds a Phantump, the dead lost child pokémon! ++ Yaaay, perfect timing for fuel to the groomer allegations! We're keeping it!!!!
I imagine Phantump is quick to just consider itself part of Orion's team, LOL. Like, it's sad and lost, so it just follows the weirdo squad in hopes of making friends. And friends it makes! Orion adopts it, and nicknames it "Moppet"!!! <3
I don't think Orion really has any goals...? Her main goal was reuniting with Cain, and boy, did they reunite... She just so happened to be lucky enough to pick up a few bonuses along the way, I guess? *looks at Alfred, Madeleine, and anyone else insane enough to join that kinda rag-tag crew*
They probably just keep travelling, and specifically Madeleine is competitive with battles and such, so... Yeah, I guess they're her bitches, tagging along for the hell of it, LOL.
Maybe they find more goals along the way? ⚆⚆ But at least Orion isn't really one for the spotlight of grand battles and all that!
I just love them so much... This was actually just meant to show their height difference, since it's pretty ridiculous when they're kids, but... yeah, fuck it, LOL, Bummer Lamb "book cover" cuz I think it looks nice! owo)b
yeah yeah, whatever helps you cope with the guilt, babygirl *tucks her in and kisses her goodnight* '3'
Orion: "Arf!"
Alfred: "D'aww! Yer sucha sweet lil puppy!"
Cain's thoughts: "Stupid dumbfucks wallahi..."
Orion: "Arf! Cain! Bark with me!"
Cain: "No."
Whine
Orion: "Why?!"
Cain: "Why should I? You're doin' fine as a lone bitch, aren't you?"
Orion: "You like it?"
Alfred: "Ohoho! He do~"
Cain: "Hey! Back off-- Alfred-- Ah!"
Orion: "Oh la la~"
Breaths and moans
Cain: "S-stop--"
Orion: "Kyaa! He's getting hard~"
Cain: "Shut u--"
Fade to black, empty speech bubbles
Phone screen shows a social media post from verified account NormiNews: "Piracy streaming site Soggyroll has been shut down following Bindendoo lawsuit"
Comment 1: "We still have RizzSeries (crying emoji, prayer emoji)"
Comment 2: "At least WonkyToon is safe (open hands emoji)"
Comment 3: "Why use this when you can use Foggyroll"
Comment 4: "Stupid dumbfucks wallahi"
This was meant to be a quick little meme / tweet redraw, but then I had fun with it, and here we are, LOL.
Based on this:
Hehe :]
Anyway!! A rare instance of these dumdums in a modern world setting, LOL. I fucking love them across the entire multiverse. They are so puppy. All three of them... <3
"Dusk"... Not as in the time of day (English)... but as in coochie hair (Danish)...
I sketched and lined this traditionally and then colored it digitally! ^_^ Art is hard these days, so I really gotta remind myself to switch tools from time to time, LOL... Keeps a hobby fresh and fun to switch things around sometimes, I think
Part 1. Smitten, getting headpats from her trainer.
Beau's thoughts, text: "Oooooh, you wanna kiss me so bad, oooohhh oooo--"
Arrow pointing at her, text: "Human fucker"
Part 2. Annoyed.
Part 3. Nervous. Sweats like a candle.
Text: "Parents were a Gardevoir + a Chandelure."
Arrow pointing at flame-like tuft on her head: "Looks like flame cuz Litwick."
Text: "Sweaty girl..."
Arrow pointing at her sweat: Sweat is stylized to look like candlewax!
:D
A notification pops up: "+420 EXP"
because sometimes the queer urge to draw myself as a mad scientist just takes over
Curious, Orion crawls in to join him, and reaches out. Meanwhile, Cain is wiping the tears from his face.
I do wanna make this into a video... Like, it was actually the start of one, but I'm a little too focused on 52 million other things to do much with it right now, LOL. Anyway, it was going to be with the song "Wonderland" by Taylor Swift, because... honestly, it's one of their ship songs. T_T
So like, the video would start with when they first started talking... or well, uhh, as much talking as you get out of a partially selective mute kid like Orion was. Still, sweet bonding moments.
...
And then everything goes to shit and they start tryna stab each other dead in their teen years. Hormones, you know. So, so much drama...
Text: "They won't know what hit them."
I love him so much... :'3
Here's Mei's part of the art trade!!
I love it; look at the colors!!! It has that "night festival" look like the fish is a lantern in the night ⚆⚆
*bites my knuckles cuz I still need to bring back the giftart section so I can show it off with all my other treasures*
Alfred holds a big polyamory flag in front of the three of them.
All of them hold small, individual flags too.
Alfred: pansexual. Cain: bisexual. Orion: bisexual, and transgender.
Pride month really doesn't mean anything to me, buuut it got me thinking about silly cute OC stuff anyway!!!
These 3 definitely grew up in a time and a place where they wouldn't see any use for pride month and flags and all that, buuut they are immortals... so I found it cute to imagine some of their kids introducing them to it, and one just having fun helping their parents find labels that might fit.
alternative title: Hold the stupid flag, Cain. Do it for the kids.
Orion: okay. what's the use of these flags? is it a warning? what, precisely, am I "signaling" to "the enemy"?
Alina: umm 🤔 more like, it's a way for other people with similar experiences to be able to know that they're not alone? like, you have something in common, so maybe they won't feel as bad about it!
Orion: why would people feel better knowing they have something in common with me? they don't know me. i have a bodycount over 5000 at this point and the only reason i can drop you off at school is because the police is smart enough not to try and stop me.
Alina: that's true... you're a good mom though? 🤷 and you're happily married. doubly so. I think that's inspiring in and of itself.
Orion: hmm... okay, I see your point. what's this one mean then? *points at MLM flag*
Alina: it's for men who are attracted to men 👍 originally the rainbow one was just gay pride, i think, but there's different variants now 🤔 kinda like the lesbian flag also is seperate...
Orion: okay. I'll take them both. and this?
Alina: bisexual. so its people who are attracted to the same gender as their own and then one or more which are different
Orion: yoink... and this?
Alina: the transgender flag--
Much time later...
Orion: *has accumulated 43 flags* I can't hold all these flags-- *drops one*
Cain: *picks it up for her, then inspects it, raises brows, and wedges the stick into Orion's cleavage*
Orion: *snorts and cackles* what, you grumpy? the kids couldn't find even one flag for you?
Cain: don't want one. i see no reason to dumb it all down into a label and a color combo 🤷
Alina: you don't want labels? there's a label for that. *shows Cain the pomosexual flag* and a flag too.
Cain: *takes psychological damage by the mere idea of a label for no labels and the pastel pinkness of the flag* euughh, no! ehh, what is that?! eck! no!
Orion: the bisexual flag has darker colors *waves one of her own flags around*
Cain: urrgh, fine, gimme that... *begrudgingly snatches it from her*
Alfred: *comes in from a room in the back, now with a biiiig polyamory flag* tadaaahh!! 🤗 what d'you say? *shows the polyamory flag* Timmy here took the time to check the extra stock for a big one of these!
Timmy: *gay and sweaty but happy to do his job selling pride flags, badges and pins*
Orion: *points an accusatory finger at the polyamory flag, then at Alfred* why's your flag bigger than all mine combined??
Alfred: ?? oh! no, mines-- *gestures at the pansexual flag in the breastpocket of his shirt* --this one.
Alina: the big one is one of the polyamory flag variants! i thiiink polyamory isn't inherently considered LGBTQ+, but since you're all queer and married, i'd say it's still relevant 🤔
Alfred: yep! 👍 ohoh I'm definitely keeping this one up and hanging in the dining room!
...and that's how the Gainsboro household just ended up having a huge polyamory flag hanging around the house almost like some confederate hillbilly kinda shit
Branoc reincarnated as a young woman this time. He and Ava are talking. Branoc looks tired and upgiving.
Branoc: "... So here I am. Again."
Ava: "Huh."
There's a pause in the 2nd panel, where Ava just looks at him. Then, she smiles softly in the 3rd panel.
Ava: "Yeah, I'd top you."
In the 4th panel, Branoc looks taken off guard, and cranes his head to look at her with a frown.
She responds: "If you want advice, I charge 500 corners per question. Word limit: 30 words. Payment upfront."
Pyong looks wrinkly and tired, lowering his head. He says: "Yes, Archwhore Bartholomew..."
Anon looks at me and thinks: "... A pinto bean..."
I smile, look stupid, and say: "Hii!"
translation of title: grandma's illegalities
80000000± year old tree arrested for causing dendrophilia
Same old energy baby, history repeats / -- they'll march you through the streets / -- they fear what they don't know / -- you've burned this way before
"Same Old Energy" by Kiki Rockwell
I find this song really empowering!!
Note with a smiley-face, text: "Let's not forget our homies!"
Requirements for me to breathe in the direction of a closed species:
It's 21+ to join and makes room for an ironic amount of kinks for a community that's described as sex-positive and kink-friendly, (so, pretty much no kinks) but if you're curious, see for yourself.
Just know that while I don't spend any money on it, the option to do so is there. Take care!
The colors are dark and murky. Though it appears as a quiet moment, with tenderness between the two, the mood could be read as eerie.
*shows 2 characters in murky villain-esque darkness* They're on a date! uwu
Anyway, Branoc is my sweet sweet prince and he deserves all the backrubs and hugs and kissies in the world, and that is the purpose of him and Ava just so happening to cross paths 500 years ago, ahem... old people romance, let's go!!!
Orion is leaning with her back against the shrub's trunk while its' leaves hang above her and Cain. She's smiling with her eyes closed softly, and appears to be talking.
Cain is lying down; his legs resting in the grass between hers, while his arms wrap around her waist, and his hands press against her back. The look on his face shows some sadness, though he appears relaxed with his eyes closed softly. His cheek presses against her shoulder, or chest, but just barely, as he appears to linger in the moment. Like maybe he's breathing in her scent rather than resting.
Frede and I have really been getting a lot of details established for Cain and Orion's home village, and aaahh, it's making me so happy...
It's all coming together to really fit in such a nice thematic way!!! As much as Orion is horrible and does really messed up shit, getting to explore this as a series of events that all led up to her breaking point is just so interesting to me!! </3
but uhh, YEAP! Cain and Orion actually do have fond memories of spending time together as kids before everything fell apart. owo)b
Cain is on his back in Alfred's lap, while Orion is lying on top of Cain.
Alfred is holding them both, and is happily nuzzling his cheek against the back of Cain's head.
Orion has her arms slung around Cain's neck, pulling him close to kiss his cheek.
Lots of hearts emit from both Alfred and Orion.
Cain's bodylanguage appears stiff and rigid, like he's a bit uncomfortable. He's scowling, and blushing. Tiny, squiggly hearts emit from him.
I love them so much... Cain's stupid tsundere energy is such a good addition to this dynamic 8']
also yes! Their triad ship name has been decided; it's Wolfden! Because they're all wolf-themed, they're happy and married, and living together in their weird little house in the middle of a fairytale-esque magical forest hehehe
Like, she's a creep... and she is presenting... to you... her nipples.
Ah yes. The modern AUs where instead of going on a worldwide murder spree, Orion's dysphoria takes the wheel and makes her lock herself away in her shitty little grimy hikikomori apartment, where she makes a living drawing snuff porn commissions for fellow weirdos on the internet.
A rare occurance, but let's give a round of applause to dysphoria for keeping this dangerous individual locked away with depression and anxiety :B
also what the fuck, Orion is really draining all the colors from my gallery... The irony in me loving colors, yet the OC I draw the most being colorless
yeah
Orion: *looks up at the stained glass painting of herself in the church of the shepherd* Wow.
Lennox: Ah. Right, that one just got finished. What do you think?
Orion: *blankly while still looking closely at the painting* I think it's funny how I can't even go to church without being sexualized.
Lennox: It's true that the artist was... passionate about creating this one.
Orion: "The artist" was Charlotte and we both know it. With the amount of love and understanding of physics that went into those jugs, who else would it be? Well, tell Charlotte that I love it and I admire her skill. It's beautiful. *turns to keep admiring the horny fanart*
Just when you thought Orion was spoiled enough, of course she's also being hunted down by a hottie from her past who's absolutely obsessive on his quest to kill her...
Love me an evil ship... >:3c
Get porkchopped, idiot.
Using the term "bad boys" to refer to actual criminals friggin tickles me, LOL. I dunno, it just makes me think of rowdy puppies getting a stern talking-to and that's it. Like they go to court and the judge slams their wooden judge hammer into the stand like, "The defendant is a bad boy as charged." and that's it. Just officially a bad boy now. Everyone goes home. Fucker doesn't get sent to the electrical chair, just gets a slap on the wrists and a bad boy label... also suddenly good girls are swooning, I guess.
If anyone doesn't know what I'm talking about I'm gonna feel really old realizing the "good girls like bad boys" trope is withering, but uhh,
"Bad Boys" by WHAM!
enjoy the 80's cringe, sweet summer child. Don't let the lyrics fool you. It's literally the most queer-coded shit ever.
The diagram zooms in on Orion's lips. One corner of his lips curve upwards slightly. Text: "He's amused! That's a smile."
The diagram shows a few very small changes to the curvature of his lips. Text: "... but add and remove just a few specific details..."
The diagram shows the corners of his lips now curving downwards just slightly, with a small crease, like his lip twitches in annoyance. Text: "... and he's irritated!"
Alfred: "It's no big deal, Orion. I can walk."
Orion: "No. No, you can't walk. Not here. This entire passage has been salted. It's too dangerous. Your toebeans will take damage."
Alfred: " It'll be fine. I'll just--"
Orion: "I'll carry you."
The text for Orion's dialogue gets increasingly wobbly.
Alfred: "Look, I know you're strong and all that, but you sound out of breath already..."
Orion: "Don't m ind that. I'm just feeling a kink being awakened in me..."
Alfred: "Oh..."
Pause. Alfred's eyes go wide.
Alfred: "Oh."
2nd panel, (18y/o)Cain frowns, confused. He says: "No."
3rd panel, Orion is grovelling at Cain's feet. While he stands uncomfortable and stiff, she repeatedly begs: "Please please please"
Left side, Cain is scowling. Text: "I am plagued by the carnal savageness of my existence. I know only to rip and tear and burn all that does not serve me. My teeth are knives which pierce the flesh of my enemies."
Right side, Alfred is smiling big, sticking out his tongue. Text: "Wolp", smiley face
In the background is the kitchen, where Alfred is checking a top cabinet, while one kid tugs on his arm for attention. Mementos (drawings, polaroids, postcards) decorate the fridge. Another kid is looking out the window, waving to someone outside.
Well, at least now they're too happily occupied to cause too much trouble, so... it's as much of a win as the world gets.
Funfair puppydate!!
Also yeah, they somehow managed to stuff Thad in one of the rotating teacups later... He's long but where there's a will there's a way. #TeacupRightsForThad
2nd panel, Rosalio is shown from behind. On the back, the sweater reads: "Few can afford."
2nd set, Ophelia leans in, and holds a hand to Brent's face to caress his cheek. He leans away, and holds her other hand away by the wrist. Hearts emit from Ophelia. He frowns, and is nervous.
Also yeah his irises are squares LOL Minecraft-looking loser
A bubble in the corner shows that a "Webmistress" is a computer which grew legs like a spider. The screen has "HornPub" open in the browser, and a grey female figure, with black hair in a ponytail, and eyes that are solid bright blue, emerges from the back of the computer.
"Piquerism" is just the word for, uhhh, "stabby kink", LOL. Or well, doesn't gotta be stabbing, but really just piercing skin to draw blood. The more you know, the less unpleasant surprises you get on AO3. ^_^)b
You could put a book on those giant honkers, I mean what, I mean you could set your glass of water aside on her ginormous badonka-- I'm, I nothing, it's nothing, I said nothing!!!
This AU is really just Orion being royalty. To outsiders, she's sooo elegant and amazing. Calm and collected. A beautiful prince. Sweet little lamb. :^)
But as Alfred is recruited as a royal guard and gets to meet the her face-to-face, the truth is revealed that the prince is a cooky little bitch who's got absolutely nothing under control ever since her parents died. Sooo yeah, a lonely little creature. Horribly annoying and needy for attention. Terrified of screwing up now that she's suddenly got so much responsibility.
Good thing Alfred's got the patience of a saint and fluffy fur for Orion to nuzzle as stress relief... -_-
Felix pointing at a star, super amazed at how bright it is...
Not pictured: Thaddeus telling him it's probably just a satelitte, and Felix staring at him deadpan, rolling his eyes, then brushing it off with "Okay. Nerd."
Hmm-hmmm, yup! Mostly relevant for Olympus as a universe, at least if we're to interpret the pink flying fish and the cookie cutter stars as actually being there... but hey, Felix got a lively imagination and hallucinations regardless.
tiny Fran in the background hehe...
They snoozin'.
Their ship name is... "Breakfast", cuz Brent eats naïve little idiots like Ophelia for Breakfast... also she's going to, uh,
Break. Fast.
Yeah I think I'm funny
Edit: To clarify, I love them. I would love them in a shoujo manga. But I also appreciate boysmell and suicidal extroverts with male-typical depression. And as hot as Brent is, I don't think he's the most sought-after shoujo manga love interest... T_T
(But if you know any shoujo manga with loud, rough-around-the-edges characters that haven't had a shower in a while... Rec? ++)
1st panel, Felix is shouting in the foreground, while some of his friends stand nearby. One friend covers Cole's eyes. (note: Cole was Carlos' name before I changed it in 2025.) Amanda looks at Felix, worried.
Felix: "Hey dumbass! You're alright in my book!
Unnamed friend: "Don't look, Cole. This might get ugly."
Cole: "OK."
Mira: "Fuck..."
Amanda: "Felix, he's autistic. I don't know, maybe cut the crap and just confess to him properly?"
2nd panel, Thaddeus is crossing the road. The blur of a red car comes from the side. Text: "Jill coming to fuck shit up, going at a whoppin' 308 mph"
Amanda: "If you don't tell him now, he-- Oh no!! Incoming toxic relationship which will end up in trauma! Felix, now! Quick!
Felix: "Thad, I love y--!"
Felix: "Hey Lenjamin. What's up?"
Lennox: "My name isn't--"
Felix: "Did Lilium do your hair?"
Lennox: "Ah, yes... She did..."
Felix: "Epic. You're practically a member of society now. Anyway, is it considered a sin to touch the fupa?"
Lennox: "What?"
Felix: "Fupa touch. Sin, or no?"
Felix: "What?"
Felix: "I just gave birth to beautiful triplets!"
Ace: "Can I be the first born?"
Felix: "Yes!"
Felix: "I'm bored~" Nom
Thaddeus looks entirely unfazed, and keeps talking.
Thaddeus: "No, don't worry. He just does this sometimes. Anyway, you were saying?"
Felix: "You really did all this for me? That's... super sweet."
2nd panel, he lowers his head, and his expression changes to look slightly annoyed.
Felix: "Even if just a little too optimistic of you to think I would wanna act on it and waste Thad's time. The man needs love, not a repair project."
I love them so much... My stupid, mm, my murderhobos...
(by which I mean Orion contributing 90% of the murder and 30% of the hobo, and Alfred contributing 10% of the murder and 70% of the hobo)
This little shit just showed up in my character roster one day, like "Hey, you want a ridiculously OP and edgy character?"
and I was like "Nooo, not really"
and then he shrugged and stuck around anyway... Anyway, now he's actually one of my mains.
POV: you're the woodsman who chopped off Alfred's right hand a year ago. Sleep tight, smoothbrain!!!! ^w^
Yeah, Orion's noncon kink is thriving...
Anyway, how come Alfred gets to turn feral once per month, but when I do it, it's "just PMS" and "icky" and people say i'm being "overdramatic"? >:[
Ava: "You are so babygirl"
Ezekiel: "Wow! This dress is amazing! It makes me looks GNC as fuck. Excellent work, Ava."
Ava: "I'm happy you like it. Blue hair and pronouns looks good on you, doc."
Ezekiel: "Thaaank you!"
Kevin props his elbow on Feth's head. Feth looks annoyed.
Kevin: "Well... I guess I could get on my knees if he asked nicely."
Holger: "Your funeral."
Ava: "You know how sometimes human lovers have those funny matching t-shirts?" "Like, one has a shirt that reads "If lost, return to Jan." and the other has one that reads "I am Jan." "I always thought that was cute..." "Anyway, I forgot one of us were supposed to have the 'lost' one when I made these, so..." "We best remember to hold hands."
Kevin: "Kekeke~"
Szymon: "Stupid lesbian man! You scare my bug!
*shakes my head* I'm pretty sure it's at least a little unusual, Gitte...
Performing little clown... on a real stage!!!!
Merry christmas and happy valentines day, m'loves!!!
A horrible creature... and yet, she's baby mine. Messed up and toxic baby mine, but baby mine.
Grandpa: "Coomer! Coomer! Coomer!"
Frede: "Bro, I'm. I just woke up."
Orion: "Do you have any games on your phone?"
Fogger: "I'm canon! Nya~!"
Orion: "No touchy."
Originally just a random pirate AU drawing... but now it shall be applied a specific pirate AU! >:3c
A flashback!! Szymon vibin' with his best buddy (and inarguably bad influence in terms of lifestyle), Jarek! Big bro / lil bro dynamic, for sure... T_T also yeah, Szymon having a crush on Jarek, because he's shooo cool!!
(Nah they both lame, but can you blame Szymon for looking up to an older guy who actually sticks around and stands up for him when he's in trouble? Get real.)
Vocaloid is still got me by the balls...