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clones! clones! CLONES!!!!
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⭐ for that director's cut post?

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*gathers the star* tysm! <3

this is from it's only a target if you miss (aka winter soldier!thorn)

Maybe, in another galaxy, things were different. Sometimes… Sometimes, Fox wondered what would've happened if Thorn hadn't convinced him not to shoot, when they'd heard about Fives' attempt on Palpatine. If Thorn hadn't insisted that there had to be more to the story. Sometimes he wondered about a galaxy where Thorn had lived long enough to learn he had been right.

okay i wanted to write winter soldier thorn, and i knew that meant dealing with scipio, but i also knew that because i am very soft i needed to quickly bump off palpatine so we could have a hea

so i spent like a week spoogling when the fives incident happened and when thorn went to scipio to try and figure out plausible timeline and discovered it all appears to be One Very Bad Week for fox?

yeah we're fixing that

world saved. palps ejected. then fox is alive and existing in his dumpy little flat with his terrible blurrg art and one pair of shoes, rather than dying somewhere on coruscant, because thorn stayed fox's hand for just long enough. the entire galaxy - at least as fox knows it, of siblings and jedi - owes its continuation thorn, yet thorn died anonymously on some shitty planet, like he didn't matter at all.

the question, then: how to mourn someone that saved the galaxy? thorn would kick fox's arse from one side of it to the other if fox started weeping and wailing. if he got to see fox moping around like he is.

(but thorn can't see anything, because he's dead)

anotehr question: if fox had trusted his own judgement that day, instead of thorn's, what would the galaxy look like instead?

(maybe then everyone would feel as fox did now)

FUN TIMES.

along with this, it was important to me that thorn's impact is explicitly acknowledged by another of the galaxy-savers (ahsoka and fives are the ones that kill palpatine in the end)

Ahsoka Tano clearly knew the soldier. She expressed pleasure that he had freed himself. She didn't want to kill him. She looked at him like a wound not yet healed. "Do you… Do you know my name?" he managed to ask. Her eyes softened. "I do. You're Commander Thorn. You saved the galaxy."

aaaah i super enjoyed revisiting this fic, i love it so much!

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ohohoh tell us about a section you're excited about!! ❤️

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I WILL TYSM <3

'Home'. The word had been easy to say, looking down at Crackle's stasis-stupid face, but it had tasted like ash in Seventeen's mouth. Fox bumped their pauldrons together as he joined Seventeen on the bench outside the medbay. "That went well, I thought," Fox said, falsely bright. It could have gone worse. It had gone worse. Seventeen grunted. He curled his fingers underneath the lip of the bench and tensed his forearms. The plastoid resisted his attempt to yank it apart but he persisted, breathing steadily though his nose, until Fox rested his hand on Seventeen's shoulder. "The ranges are open, if you want to shoot something, or we can set the fabricators to work if you want to smash something. Breaking the furniture just means we'll have less furniture." "They pulled the benches from the gym. They weren't here before," Seventeen managed to say.

the situation: a planet has been acquired, chips are being removed, the clones are is bailing from kamino and the galaxy - FAREWELL. seventeen (and fox) have been coordinating ops on kamino, and this has involved waking the alphas from stasis and updating them on the situation.

the expectation: alphas don't have chips! they should be onboard!

very few of the alphas, it turns out, are onboard. seventeen, our favourite loyalty-or-infanticide guy, has been really struggling with the idea that he is onboard with what is definitely not treason, so why the kriff is everyone else dragging their heels about it? and he's had to confront these, like, past versions of himself that are now taking a very literal swing at him, time and time again, as they wake from stasis, and seveteen is realising that... you know... he's kind of been a massive dick. and those shitty little ceecees have been eight steps of him all along.

oof.

it's a lot! it's a lot.

naturally, seventeen will not say any of these things out loud, but instead try and tear furniture apart (and that's another thing! the ceecees put furniture outside the medbay, because there is now a reason to hope - indeed expect! - that a clone will walk out of medbay again) and shoot things.

"Nothing to wait for, before. Either a vod leaves the medbay walking or—" Fox cut himself off with a shrug and looked blankly down the long white corridor. "Well. You know."

the way that fox immediately picks up on seventeen's meaning is a delightful synergy of horror for me. every clone would've picked up on seventeen's meaning. no one else would've.

i just really like this scene! seeing your old self in an identical face and thinking what a dickhead is delicious to meeeee

i'd been struggling with this (original) story draft for a... years... and last month finally smashed through and punted it off to be looked at. today felt like enough distance to have a quick reread in the interim and while ofc i immediately found a typo i also realised... it's about... being magically trapped in a tiny village and being worked to very literal death by anonymous masked captors while surrounding swamps inexorably reclaim every manmade structure and eventually the village itself. and every month people come to the village market to buy shiny things and pretend none of that is happening.

me to past me: hey. hey buddy. you've been feeling a little bit fucked up haven't you. past me: pft. don't know what you're talking about mate.

this is a follow-up/prequel to my @foxmoonevent2025 piece, because i got to wondering about how that transformation worked in corrie medbay 🌙

(shiv is my corrie medic oc and she and fox have an antagonistship supreme)

when she’d been a cadet, most of shiv’s training had been angled toward triaging battlefield injuries or installing new organs from the promised supplies of cloned materiel, with a brief overview on space sickness (‘clones don’t get it’), the common cold (‘clones don’t get it’), and the clap (‘clones better not get it’).

she hadn’t been prepared for coruscant.

it's @foxmoonevent2025! here's a silly something for day one, using the prompts "full moon" and "bright". i had intended it to be spooky but thorn refuses to take fox seriously, so here we are.

Fast breaths steamed wetly into the crisp night. Thorn could feel the condensation on his dry lips. He swallowed thickly, the rich loamy scent of the densely forested planet leaving an aftertaste in his throat even through his filters. He stifled a cough. Wouldn't do to make more noise than he could avoid. Silver moonlight already scored through the forest like a blasted beacon; if he started to hack and sneeze, he might as well start yelling his location like a shiny failing first manoeuvres.

As if proving his Corrie luck, Thorn's comm sputtered. He ducked into a crouch as he activated it, as if he might be able hide the noise that way. Jaw clenched, Thorn clicked the comm twice to signal his ability to receive. He kept his eyes on the thermal tracking on his HUD. So far, so good.

A single click responded. A whisper. "He's karking disappeared. What do we do?"

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Chapters: 6/6 Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: CC-1010 | Fox & Clone Commander Thorn, CC-1010 | Fox & CC-3636 | Wolffe Characters: CC-1010 | Fox, Clone Commander Thorn (Star Wars), CC-3636 | Wolffe, Original Jedi Character(s) (Star Wars) Additional Tags: Post-Invasion of Scipio in the Clone Wars (Star Wars), Coruscant Guard Troopers Deserve Better (Star Wars), CC-1010 | Fox Needs A Hug, CC-1010 | Fox Gets a Hug, Order 66 Didn’t Happen (Star Wars), Winter Soldier Thorn (Sort Of), Planet Coruscant (Star Wars), Recovery Summary:

After the galaxy delicately side-steps Order 66, the former Marshal Commander of the Coruscant Guard spends his days tending his plants and being bullied by his remaining siblings into things like going outside and buying a second pair of shoes. The highlight of these trips is the café where Fox rewards himself with caf and a pastry. Every time a pastry, though Fox doesn’t even like sweet things. He only ever eats half.

(The soldier has been following the Commander for days. The soldier eats the remaining half of the abandoned pastry. It tastes like a memory.)

treating myself to a rb because i’m proud of this and plant dad fox

i can’t remember what i originally intended for this but it’s been in my email drafts for ages so. you’re welcome??

that trooper shuffle

"Did you see that?"

Cody startled from frowning at the tactical display and redirected his frown to Kenobi, who was looking off to the side where some of the shinies were playing cards.

"See what? Obvious cheating?" he asked.

Kenobi shook his head. "Not that--though the trooper with the stripes needs to work on their sleight of hand--but-- There! Again! Surely you saw it that time, Commander?"

All Cody had seen was Medic Tangle displaying their typically impressive shuffle technique.

Cody shook his head. "Only shuffling, sir. Are you feeling well?"

They'd wrapped up a long campaign and everyone was looking forward to shore leave. The latest batch of shinies--Tangle among them--just about equalised the numbers lost in action, but the numbers had been increasingly exponentially and the war didn't show any sign of ending. Cody's list of rememberances had begun to feel like a leash, chaining him to a weight he could never shed.

For Kenobi, who felt every light going out, it must've been-- Well. Hard, Cody guessed.

He had to guess. It wasn't the kind of thing they talked about.

After a long moment spent watching the shinies, Kenobi finally turned back around to fully face Cody. He shook his head slowly. His eyes were distant.

"I'm feeling fine, thank you, Commander. I think the campaign is getting to me. I must meditate," he said.

Cody nodded, and saluted Kenobi as the Jedi headed for his tent. Then, alone again, Cody shook his head slightly and returned his attention briefly to the shinies. He didn't see where Kenobi's issue had come from. Tangle had always shuffled that way, ever since they'd learnt how to use their tentacles properly.

shout out to you if you guessed “din and grogu nonsense” from my tag game 😌 i was DETERMINED to get this missing day done! my mom (!) gave me the idea of linking ‘mint’ to skelly crew 🫡

fluffcember: mint

The sun had long since set but Grogu still fussed in his bassinet. Din checked the usual suspects—blankie tucked in, water drank, fangs cleaned—then scanned again for any beings approaching the perimeter that Grogu's senses might've noted but somehow evaded the perimeter security. Nothing stirred.

Din leaned over the bassinet. Used to be that he worried, looming like that, but something about his shadow seemed to calm the kid.

"What do you need? You gotta give me something to work with here," Din tried.

Grogu gave him the stink face.

Din gently rubbed the spot between Grogu's eyes. Sometimes it helped. "You're a tough negotiator, I know, and feared across the galaxy, but even Jango Fett used to get eight hours a night."

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so is there any vorgoth/caretaker fic yet or am i writing their epic epistolary romance myself

GREETINGS CARETAKER SPIRIT:

WISPS IN THE LIGHTHOUSE SPEAK FONDLY OF YOUR CARE. I HOPE YOU MIGHT EXTEND THAT CARE TO ROOK IN THE COMING TRIALS.

ROOK ENJOYS ALMOND PASTRY. PLEASE FIND ENCLOSED.

signed with a complicated, slightly greasy sigil

felicitations, guardian

a helper delivered your sentiment to the dweller

an unspoken request for comfort has been met

echoes of sweetness remain

pray tell how to dissuade your charge from jumping from the balcony? there are stairs for a reason, guardian.

rook frowned at the latest missive that had appeared beside his terrarium. the familiar scent of grave soil lingered on the paper, and he recognised vorgoth's particular seal; or at least, he recognised the itch behind his right eyeball that the seal inevitably caused. ah, the comforts of home.

so far, so normal. but next to the missive was a cleaned deepstalker skull with a small gem studded in the corner of each eye socket. the skull gleamed with all the evidence of diligent buffing. the gems were a distinct wisp blue.

in nevarra, that kind of gift could be seen as... well. it just wasn't the sort of gift someone usually received from the being who had been wiping his nose with the edges of their cape since he was knee-high to a grave, is all.

rook surreptitiously wiped his nose, just in case, and glanced around the room, yet it remained empty, as always.

"caretaker? are you sure this for me?"

a ridiculous question. rook presumed the other occupants of the lighthouse received mail by the same spirit magic that he did, and that all deliveries were correct, but he’d never asked them about it.

should he ask them about it?

what if the others didn't receive spirit mail? would they be freaked out? jealous? what if they had been receiving letters this whole time and were stabbing them or setting them on fire or something? people could be weird about that kind of thing outside of nevarra.

"you called, dweller?"

"yes!" rook responded with more enthusiasm than necessary, relieved for an interruption to his thoughts. he beamed at the caretaker, who bobbed slightly backwards. rook dialled his beam down to a grin. he pointed. "this skull. i don't think it's for me."

"it came from your guardian."

rook didn't have time for therapy. he persisted. "are you sure? vorgoth usually sends pastries and socks. i couldn't get my feet in this."

the caretaker delivered its attention toward rook's feet for an overlong moment before inclining its head.

"you could not," it said, with a disconcerting amount of conviction.

"right. so you see how i might be confused."

"much is confusing in the world. the currents bring chaos. time can be--"

rook moved his hands like he could stem the tide of whatever mystic seas the caretaker was about to traverse. "yes, okay, but what about this skull specifically?"

"--and this form possesses no feet for socks so your guardian proposed a 'more appropriate' gift. is this gift appropriate, dweller? it hums with a hundred voices. it glows with the promise of song. ancient hunts run in its memory and invite me to traverse their paths." the caretaker clasped its hands together. "help me navigate these new shores."

rook's hands dropped to his sides. he made himself blink. he knew how to admit defeat.

"i'm going to need myrna for this one."

THE DEEPS CLAMOUR. THE BELLS TOLL. SPIRITS MOVE IN THE HALLS. THE BRACELET YOU SENT FITS PERFECTLY. IT SHINES WITH SPECTRAL LIGHT. MYRNA SAYS IT COMPLEMENTS MY MIST.

GRATITUDE TO YOU, CARETAKER SPIRIT.

THE MEMORIAL GARDENS ARE OPEN TO YOU. IF YOU ENJOY GARDENS. I ENJOY GARDENS.

hastily signed with a complicated sigil

TELL ROOK TO VISIT SOON. PASTRY IS BETTER FRESH.

this sigil is once again greasy

“a helper awaits.”

rook rubbed the bridge of his nose and squinted his eyes open. he glared at the ceiling of his room. usually there was little there to glare at—the previous lighthouse occupants hadn’t been inclined to ceiling frescos—but change had arrived in the form of a wisp.

rook loved wisps. they were cute! they made chirping sounds! they helped him gather treasure for harding’s cheese fund!

and yet.

“does this helper not know patience? why are they watching me while i sleep?” he asked, as he sat up in bed. he redirected his glare toward the door, where the caretaker loitered. “why are you watching me while i sleep? i know taash explained boundaries to you. there was a presentation.”

“your guardian sent more pastry.”

rook cradled his head in his hands. he missed the life where receiving his favourite pastries was a treat and not an ominous warning of emotional scarring to come.

he rolled his wrist in an encouraging gesture but didn’t look up. “there’s more. tell me the rest.”

“the currents—“

taash’s roar reverberated through the walls. “rook! why the fuck is there a GARDEN in the LIBRARY now?”

after some light intervention, and painfully dignified pleading from emmrich (won’t somebody think of the books), the spontaneous gardens had been coaxed out of the library and into a new space that led off from near the area that bellara had claimed as her own.

an arc of tired stone steps led toward a gently undulating platform carpeted thickly with wildflowers and studded with stumpy, fortunately assan-safe fruit trees, through which a stream delicately giggled. wisps twittered from flower to flower like fat bees. the music of the fade burred just at the edge of hearing. after weeks of blight and bastards, the place was disconcertingly idyllic.

rook stood with his hands on his hips and eyed the nearest cluster of blooms. he had not failed to note the flat stones placed through the garden that created what one might label—if one had completely come unhinged from reality—a romantic trail.

he could see the caretaker glowing from the corner of his eye. expectation pressed on rook’s shoulders heavier than the hand of a false god and with, and he didn’t think he was exaggerating here, potentially far more damaging consequences.

the mourn watch’s spirit etiquette classes were getting a brand new module if he survived this shit.

rook took a breath but before he could say anything, the caretaker surged forward.

“the water is not deep, dweller.”

rook closed his mouth, and his eyes, and exhaled slowly through his nose.

look, there weren’t a lot of opportunities to swim in the grand necropolis okay. people needed to get off his ass about that!

he opened his eyes. “i appreciate the reassurance, caretaker, but—“

“then the trail is too lengthy?”

“i’m not sure that the paving slabs are entirely necessary, given that neither you nor vorgoth have feet—“

“then you think that action has been taken in haste. from acorn to oak, many lives are lived.” flower petals glowed in the light of the caretaker’s agitation. “yet here no lives are lived at all. seeds have been planted in haste. seasons change. you are correct. the garden must return to dust.”

“whoa, hey, no!” rook grabbed at the caretaker’s tattered sleeve and jerked slightly at the static shock. “no, wait. let me talk. the garden is beautiful. very-very twinkly. please don’t melt it.” he tried a grin. “harding’s planning a picnic. you don’t want to see her when she’s mad.”

see, that was funny because—

“your guardian mentioned gardens.”

rook sighed. he briefly tightened his fingers in the caretaker’s robe, only for a piece to turn to mist. yikes. he shoved his hand in his pocket.

“i know they did. vorgoth has tended the memorial gardens for— well, a long time. acorns all the way to oaks, i reckon,” he said. he gave the garden another, calmer, look. “they’ll like visiting here. i know they will.”

the caretaker thrummed quietly in place for a moment. rook wondered if it was looking at him for signs of untruth, or if it was looking at the wisps wending around the branches of the fruit trees. it was difficult to tell, what with all the eyes available for looking.

still, rook had been raised by a being with no features at all. a surfeit of them kind of evened the scale.

“gratitude, dweller. i will invite your guardian,” the caretaker said, finally.

“you know, you can probably call them vorgoth.”

the caretaker’s thrumming grew suddenly loud. “liberties!”

“or you could not do that!” rook hastily amended. he rubbed his ear. “wow. old-fashioned manners. noted.”

unbidden, rook had a flash of his first etiquette lesson with vorgoth, who had been intent on tutoring him in the particular customs of a court that had slunk beneath the sea centuries earlier. JUST IN CASE.

well, just in case had come along. at least vorgoth would be prepared.

and delighted.

rook smiled again. the type where he meant it. “the garden really is lovely. did harding share some of her green thumb? because you don’t… have… thumbs.”

shut up rook.

the caretaker simply nodded. “she did. your dragon companion imagined the trail. it meandered from the pages of stories untold.”

“i see.”

“they also suggested the stream.”

“i see.”

felicitations, noble guardian

currents flow against us and eddies restrain movement

yet a new path unfolds

have you heard of a ‘picnic’?

pasting this here basically as an exorcism

Chapters: 30/30 Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Batman - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Additional Tags: Fluffcember, Clone Troopers Deserve Better (Star Wars), Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Witchers Have Feelings (The Witcher), Batfamily (DCU) Summary:

Short fics written for Fluffcember 2024, with multiple pairings and none. Each chapter will have the featured characters mentioned in the title and tags will be updated as more chapters are added.

fluffcember day thirty one: fireworks

din started at the sudden noise of artillery fire and grabbed for boba’s hand, stilling boba’s gesturing as he shared a bounty tale over latemeal.

“the kid. i’ve got to get the kid!”

din could barely hear himself, panic drumming loud in his ears, as he scrambled to his feet. artillery kept sounding but he couldn’t pause to triangulate the source, he had to get to grogu! din was in boba’s room while grogu had been spirited away by fennec for a last bout of mischief before bedtime; fennec would keep grogu safe as much as she could but from a force of such size—?

“din—“

“no, don’t, i’ve got to—“

boba’s hand on din’s pauldron. his voice, commanding, calm, certain.

“djarin, peace,” boba said, as still as the dark of space.

fluffcember day thirty: warming up

Life on Pabu had taken on a rhythm that Crosshair would have resisted more fiercely if it hadn't been for Mayday finding comfort in routine. For Crosshair, Kamino had been rigidly scheduled, and time with the Imperials even more so, and as for the prisons before Omega and her break… Well. Crosshair enjoyed having a life without expectations attached. Mayday, on the other hand, had spent his war with long, cold days yawning ahead of him into a dismal blur, and he needed to know what and when and how.

Crosshair would've put up with a lot of things for Mayday's comfort. As it was, having sushi every Taungsday and hosting Batch Breakfast every other Benduday and being the one to dry the pots while Mayday washed were hardly among the most taxing or unpleasant chores that Crosshair had ever done.

For his part, Mayday was steadily inviting more spontaneity into his life, though the restaurant they'd tried instead of sushi one week remained the worst meal either of them had ever eaten outside of protein mush.

Some experiments are meant to fail, Mayday had said, rubbing his thumb in circles over the scars on Crosshair's scalp. In his turn, Crosshair had unerringly found Mayday's single facial scar, on his temple, where every surviving clone bore one mark or another, and had not replied.

fluffcember day twenty eight: cold turkey

"I can stop at any time. I can. Don't look at me like that. I'm not addicted," Fox said with a sniff. "I have the will of a-a— The will of something notorious for having immense power of will."

Thire made a hissing noise through his teeth. "Started strong but lost marks on the descent, sir."

"Otherwise a solid seven out of ten," Stone concurred.

Fox flung his stylus across the office, making Thire curse and duck beneath his desk to avoid the projectile. For lack of anything suitable to throw at Stone, Fox gestured an invitation to do something uncomfortable with a speeder, to which Stone simply waggled his accursed eyebrows.

Standing in the middle of the room, Thorn cleared his throat. His face, when Fox dared to look, was as durasteel.

fluffcember day twenty seven: family gathering

jaster rubbed his face, as if the action might somehow aid his comprehension. it didn’t. with a sigh, he levelled his best buir look at jango. he’d had a lot of practice with the look over the years, but jango had seemed to settle down lately, as he focused on leading his pack of grunts out in the galaxy. the story he’d just garbled out, however, indicated jaster was going to have to get back into practice with alacrity.

at jaster’s sigh, jango began to protest.

“buir—!“

“just… one more minute, jango.”

jaster settled back into his seat at the head of the dining table, where he’d been enjoying his caf and concord dawn’s early morning, before jango had tumbled in already babbling at hyperspace speeds as if finding the right words would forestall any pointed questions.

that had most assuredly not been the case. witness: jaster’s incipient headache.

fluffcember day twenty six: forgiveness

hands behind his back, stone eyeballed the small group of troopers gathered in the coruscant guard galley. the group were mostly shinies, with one or two more experienced troopers loitering at the back, all of whom were able to recognise signs that—as thire would put it—someone had proper karked it.

stone let the troopers shuffle for a moment longer, drawing out the tension, before speaking.

“there has been a grievous crime committed and someone in this room is at fault. if you speak now, i’m willing to work together to rectify this situation, but if no one admits responsibility, then…” stone trailed off to let them fill the silence with their overactive imaginations. he didn’t actually have a threat ready; no one was going to get decommed, for kriff’s sake, not over—

“sir!”

fluffcember day twenty five: the perfect gift

thorn lunged for the command office comm when its lights started flashing in the we need a commander stat pattern, gleefully snatching victory from thire’s too-short grasp. triumphant, thorn held the comm aloft with one hand and affected a flourishing senatorial bow with the other, inclining his body toward stone’s slow applause.

“i believe this call is for me, gentlebeings,” thorn said.

thire slung himself back into his chair with a huff. “you only won because fox is out. i hope it’s another nexu with the pox.”

“whatever it is, at least i don’t have to deal with ration requisition in triplicate anymore. fingers crossed for a litter of pox-ridden kits.”

“dream big,” stone said, snorting, before returning to his datapad.

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