My wife loves Death Note so we put the day Light gets gunned down like a dog on our calendar and I made us fancy cocktails so we can watch it happen in real time

Happy January 28 you already know what time it is!! That’s right!!

FIFTEEN YEARS OF LIGHT YAGAMI DOWN!

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to be honest as a lesbian i don't always give a fuck if yuri is "for the male gaze." perhaps if more men started himedanshing out the world would be a more beautiful place

i don't think only lesbians should care about yuri. everyone should care about yuri.

listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.

Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.

But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)

Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".

Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.

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the show keeps telling me that the team is still inexperienced in their use of magic but im pretty sure houka is the most powerful magical being on the planet

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my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

Being a fan of this band is so funny. Why are we the exception to the secret ending conspiracy rule

To my followers that don’t know what the fuck I’ve been posting about since October, the Protomen are a rock opera band that’s loosely based on Megaman. “For the uninitiated, The Protomen sound like if Queen and Rush got drunk listening to Devo records, fell into an 80s cyberpunk dystopia, and decided to write a rock opera about the classic video game series, Mega Man.” (via metalsucks)

The story is told primarily through the liner notes that come with the CDs of each act, and we’ve been waiting for Act III for literally over sixteen years, since 2009. They released each song digitally on Bandcamp every week for a few months during the last quarter of 2025, and we hadn’t gotten any of the liner notes until MAGfest, where they were selling the CD physically with the libretto.

I won’t get into the actual ending details because there’s still a bit of an embargo, but some people thought it was really abrupt and sudden. It was abrupt. It was fucking scary! You should listen to the whole album on Bandcamp! I kind of loved it, but there were some plot threads that went unresolved. On top of that, years ago, there was a song called The Fight (which is a much more uplifting song than the ending we got) that they outright said was part of Act III— but it never showed up on the album. They said during a Twitch stream a few weeks ago that there was almost nothing left on the cutting room floor, so why was The Fight excluded?

So people started to do the classic thing that usually never ever works— theorize that there was another secret part they weren’t showing us.

Then, MAGfest people were buying the MAGfest Power magazine (which is a really cool magazine about all the stuff to see at the con) and noticed in an interview with Panther and Commander that they were dropping literal actual ARG hints. Along with that, they were selling bracelets with a cipher on them. Most of being in the Protomen Discord during MAGfest was watching people run around the Gaylord hotel trying to figure out what the fuck was going on before the Act III performance— there was a scavenger hunt that ended with one guy finding a jar of Ovaltine?— and you can read the whole thing about the ARG here. Spoilers for the libretto part of the ARG. It’s so fucked up.

I literally met the band at the meet & greet with my friend Veg, we asked Reanimator, “hey, what’s going on with Act III? Is that it?”

He tells us to “look at the disc”. Veg pulls it out, looks at the back without the design. Reanimator goes “no, no, the other side”.

Yeah alright man. Just cut off half of your logo like it’s only part one of two. Just cut your logo in half for your “final” album. Sure

This is so funny. So many other fandoms have risen and fallen with the “secret ending being hidden” theory. Why are we the exception to this. Why is the rock opera dystopian cyberpunk Megaman the exception to this. This has never once worked for anyone ever except for us. Why are we the only ones who have ever gotten this right

Here's Ovaltine #2 from the ARG with an admin (me!) and the server owner of where all of the Protomen fandom and thus the ARG goes down. Yeah, the band dressed it in a fake beard LOL. It was a lot of fun, and made us feel like crazy conspiracy theorists!

Here's server members and fans reading the libretto the moment we got it at MAGfest (we were some of the very first in line, I was number 3!) and realizing there's a code on page one and that the page numbers don't line up.

Here's us stampeding on one of the ARG clue locations once it was finally solved.

This isn't the way it ends!

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