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Chicken Lore

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Colorado Art and Writing Cryptid

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Gallus, 30's, They/Them, CO Front Range

Tags you might enjoy: #Family Lore, #Tomato Advice blog, #The Garden At The End Of The Universe, #Arwen, #Charleston Chew, #Mr. Mochi, #Herschel The Hanukkah Goblin, #TPOFATGIF or #The Power Of Friendship (And This Gun I Found!)

I also do art, if you want to look at the #My Art and #Scientific Illustration tags

Pre-Order Family Lore Book on my Patreon

If any of my stories made you laugh, I've also got a Tip Jar

Fanfic:

Yu-Gi-Oh: The Power Of Friendship (And This Gun I Found!) (Ao3 link, search #TPOFATGIF here for posts about it)

Star Wars: The Rubicon, Though The Truth may Vary (Ao3 links)

Bleach: An Elephant Is Warm And Mushy (Link to the #AEIWAM tag here, this one is still in the outline phase)

Me: I would like to adopt a cat.

GPS: Okay! Here are directions to the shelter you want to go to.

Me: Wonderful! -drives there-

Me: ...

Me: ...This is a grove of trees.

GPS: Yes. :)

Me: I put in the address for the animal shelter.

GPS: Yes. :)

Me: So...where is it?

GPS: Here. :)

Me: Just to be clear, I want to adopt a cat. Not have myself be adopted by the fey.

GPS: :) Have you considered following the stone path over this mysterious hill? :)

Me: ...Sure. Why fucking not.

Me: Huh. Look at that. An animal shelter.

So my 14 year old has an idea that he's calling the "Million Adam Smashers" argument. The reference is from Cyperpunk 2077, where there is a character, Adam Smasher, who has turned himself into a living tank, a complete cyborg in which the only thing still human is his literal brain. My son's argument is this: as a creator--a writer, game designer, manga artist, whatever--you need to ask yourself, why is this guy unique? Why are there not a million Adam Smashers? All you need is money, connections, and a specific mindset that allows you to cope with or disregard your supposed lack of "humanity", and you too can be Adam Smasher. And he's right; there should be dozens, hundreds of rich assholes who might otherwise get into racing or yachts or something but if you can become a terrifying cyborg capable of stopping a car with one hand, at least some people, out of the billions in the universe, would choose that. Why don't Arasaka and Militech just have twenty Adam Smashers apiece?

More broadly, he's making a point about fictional characters, usually main characters--is what makes them special, you know....actually special? Are they the main character because these things happened to them, or did these things happen because they're the main character? Why are they Adam Smasher, and not someone else? It's a test; a check to make sure you're not favoring the character because you're enamored with that character.

I think it's an interesting mental exercise. Take a good look at your universe and your characters and make sure that if there's only one Adam Smasher, only one Captain America, only one Rock Lee, only one Joker, there's a good reason.

As of the evening of July 14, I have raised 296 dollars of my goal. I still need help to get my bank account out of the red and pay bills. I will be getting help turning my internet back on within a week thanks to family help but it's going to be a one time thing.

I would like to raise enough money so I can at least pay my upcoming internet and phone bills and the two loan payments that I have due. Priority right now is getting my bank account into the black and then raising enough money so I can pay my over due loan payment.

If you can donate please do so. If you are unable to donate, please reblog. The more my post gets reblogged, the more chances there are that it might get seen by the right people.

I know everyone is hurting a lot, but even small amounts can build up. Thank you.

Hey serpent has been a friend of mine for many years and he is just Going Through It right now, but this is a very achieveable goal and we can all save a life tonight.

Fun Update! Thanks to the rally we had last night, we are now TWO-THIRDS OF THE WAY THERE!!! Let's see if we can't make his whole weekend and finish this, yeah?

Sometimes I have to remind my dad that he’s a master furniture maker and most people do not possess encyclopedic knowledge of European and American furniture styles and the history of wood glue

If there’s one thing you as a regular person need to know it’s that the highest quality wood furniture out there is not held together with metal screws. Metal isn’t generally used in actually good wooden furniture outside of hinges and decorative bits. This is because when the wood and metal expand and contract over time they change at different rates and over many years this slowly pushes the screws out.

Really good wood furniture is made by using joinery and wood glue. Possibly just joinery if you do it correctly. The wood and glue expand and contract at the same rate and this makes the furniture last way longer. We’re talking centuries longer.

As of the evening of July 14, I have raised 296 dollars of my goal. I still need help to get my bank account out of the red and pay bills. I will be getting help turning my internet back on within a week thanks to family help but it's going to be a one time thing.

I would like to raise enough money so I can at least pay my upcoming internet and phone bills and the two loan payments that I have due. Priority right now is getting my bank account into the black and then raising enough money so I can pay my over due loan payment.

If you can donate please do so. If you are unable to donate, please reblog. The more my post gets reblogged, the more chances there are that it might get seen by the right people.

I know everyone is hurting a lot, but even small amounts can build up. Thank you.

Hey serpent has been a friend of mine for many years and he is just Going Through It right now, but this is a very achieveable goal and we can all save a life tonight.

one of my friends just got a mug that connects to the internet and let's you upload pixel art and text to it remotely. he gave all of us access and

collection of mug photos:

this is the only completely ordinary household object that doesnt need internet access that i support having internet access

Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

If you'd still like to sign, the deadline is the end of July 2025.

Keep signing because of invalid signatures, there's a chance a lot of what's gone up will be invalidated once the campaign is over. The bigger our margin is, the more likely it is to actually pass, and the bigger the final number, the more likely the EU is to fold to the pressure.

Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when you’re unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and no small amount of fear, and when you keep playing funny idiot they will be forever wary of you. Let them find out, incidentally, that the jester keeps a knife under his hat, and never figure out how to deal with that because they won’t abandon their boxes.

i keep mine in my fanny pack :)

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