Bikini Girls vs Dinosaurs

I will cut to the chase.

This isn't some "skinemax" type of a T&A sexploitation film.

What it actually is a waste of 50-minutes.

(the ONLY redeeming values is that it's short) Would you click on this on Tubi offering expecting a Kubrick film? Of course not. But when you put the words "bikini" and "dinosaurs" in the title, it's tacitly implied there will eventually be some pointless nudity on some level.

It had a rating of MA, but I think that maturity level was the age of 10.

There is NO nudity or adult content.

There is nothing amusing. There is nothing entertaining.

There are no attractive females. The bikinis are G-rated and they wear wraps around their bottoms, so no booty either.

You have been warned.

That is a waste of an hour of my life. Terrible movie.

I get this was a fan-created movie, and it was probably fun to make, but it's very painful to watch.

10 stars, right? Shocking. But it had me at "Ok we're the bad guys, so let's attack without provocation." A line that I just found hysterical.

And then it turned into a space dog fight with what looked like brightly painted toys. Cheap and brightly painted toys with some of the worst special effects I've seen outside of circa 1960 low budget science fiction...which was another big plus.

It's badly acted, the special effects are horrible, the dialogue is ridiculous, but the jokes are lame and hysterically cringe worthy...and it all works brilliantly to make for one of those "so bad it's good' cheese fests.

It's an absolutely horrible movie, but at no point in time does it even begin to take itself seriously.

Probably the worst thing I've ever watched. I've seen tv ads with more substance.